DRGN Juno
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Aaand there it is.

I!... um.... hmmmmm.... I'm not used to anthro reproductive habits... Carry on then! Mind if watch and take notes?But what if I'm into that?1
Friendly warning, watching reproductive acts is usually frowned upon.I!... um.... hmmmmm.... I'm not used to anthro reproductive habits... Carry on then! Mind if watch and take notes?
I!... um.... hmmmmm.... I'm not used to anthro reproductive habits... Carry on then! Mind if watch and take notes?
Friendly warning, watching reproductive acts is usually frowned upon.
Oh! It's not for plants... but then again they can't really move very fast.Friendly warning, watching reproductive acts is usually frowned upon.
Do plants even require physical contact to do so?Oh! It's not for plants... but then again they can't really move very fast.
Their parents explain verbally without actually doing it.But then how do people learn?
Do plants even require physical contact to do so?
Their parents explain verbally without actually doing it.
*jumps to the sky with a burning tail*DAMMIT, I FORGOT TO DEFROST HIM.
*Sigh*
Alright, hang on. This might definitely hurt.
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*douses you with water bucket**jumps to the sky with a burning tail*
YEAOUCH!!!
Ow ow ow- aahhhhh~~~~ thanks...*douses you with water bucket*
Rest in peace.Ow ow ow- aahhhhh~~~~ thanks...
*sees that my star tail tip is borned off*
Ohh come on....its hard to grow this ya know?
It is fur after all so yeah I just fix it to that shapeRest in peace.
…Wait you can intentionally grow a star tip?
Interesting! I never thought of that.It is fur after all so yeah I just fix it to that shape
*looks at you* ya gona make a snowflake?Interesting! I never thought of that.
*fiddles with tail*
Ow ow ow- aahhhhh~~~~ thanks...
*sees that my star tail tip is borned off*
Ohh come on....its hard to grow this ya know?
*dodges* eeekkk!! I am NOT food pal!As long as it doesn't affect the flavour, I'm okay with it. Now hold still.
*CHOMP*
*dodges* eeekkk!! I am NOT food pal!
Go to a store and buy a frozen pizza or something!
Ouch!!They were out of Lenago pizzas. I checked.
*Chomps your leg, doesn't let go*
No, this isn’t reproductive. This is just predation.Should I... close my eyes or something?
Ouch!!
*robot hands pop from my hat and open your maw,letting me take my foot off* ow ow ow!!
Watch it pal!
*runs and hides in a whole*
I thought that was part of the foreplay... or am I missing something?No, this isn’t reproductive. This is just predation.
*looks up “foreplay” in pocket urban dictionary*I thought that was part of the foreplay... or am I missing something?
*pops my head from a whole and yells*No, this isn’t reproductive. This is just predation.
Eeekkk!! Dont you dare dragon breath!!Oh. My. God.
The hat conceals bonus metal!
*Aggressively chases you into the hole*