Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*pops my head from a whole and yells*

WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? FOR THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE!?

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT DRAGON! YOU ARE A KNIGHT!!

Okay.
*offers Juno a speed potion*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Eeekkk!! Dont you dare dragon breath!!

SHUT IT, DINNER.

*Sneak chomps your hat*

 

[Lenago]

Okay.
*offers Juno a speed potion*

I MENT HELPING ME YA FROST BRAINED POKEMON

YOU ARE A ICE TYPE!! SAVE A INOCENT FROM THE DRAGON!

 

[Lenago]

SHUT IT, DINNER.

*Sneak chomps your hat*

HOY!! * bonks your head and takes my hat back,going back into the hole*

 

[Arishipshape]

I MENT HELPING ME YA FROST BRAINED POKEMON

YOU ARE A ICE TYPE!! SAVE A INOCENT FROM THE DRAGON!

Hmm… let me just think over aaaaaall those puns you subjected me to and I’ll get back to you.

 

[Foxy Emy]

I MENT HELPING ME YA FROST BRAINED POKEMON

YOU ARE A ICE TYPE!! SAVE A INOCENT FROM THE DRAGON!

TRY OFFERING HIM A CUCUMBER TO RELEASE THE EXCESS REPRODUCTIVE URGE!

 

[Lenago]

Hmm… let me just think over aaaaaall those puns you subjected me to and I’ll get back to you.

Ohhh really noble of ya!

TRY OFFERING HIM A CUCUMBER TO RELEASE THE EXCESS REPRODUCTIVE URGE!

Wait what??

 

[DRGN Juno]

HOY!! * bonks your head and takes my hat back,going back into the hole*

I am speed.

*Chomps your tail and goes along for the ride*

 

[Lenago]

I am speed.

*Chomps your tail and goes along for the ride*

OUCH!!! not the tail again!!

*runs with you hanging on my tail*

Eeekkk!!

 

[Arishipshape]

*munches popcorn*

 

[DRGN Juno]

OUCH!!! not the tail again!!

*runs with you hanging on my tail*

Eeekkk!!

Mmm... Slightly charred.

 

[Foxy Emy]

OUCH!!! not the tail again!!

*runs with you hanging on my tail*

Eeekkk!!

Is cucumber a euphemism for tail?

 

[Lenago]

Mmm... Slightly charred.

H-hang in there a minute fire breath

Dragons dont even like foxes!
What dragons really love and makes them grow big and strong are knights i mean, its always in books

S-so go get a knight, it will be a better meal then a skinny old fox

*points at @Arishipshape *
he even has a snack

 

[DRGN Juno]

Is cucumber a euphemism for tail?

In a roundabout way, I guess

 

[Lenago]

Is cucumber a euphemism for tail?

YA AINT HELPING ME WITH THIS PICKLE

 

[Arishipshape]

Is cucumber a euphemism for tail?

Cucumber isn’t a euphemism, last I checked?

H-hang in there a minute fire breath

Dragons dont even like foxes!
What dragons really love and makes them grow big and strong are knights i mean, its always in books

S-so go get a knight, it will be a better meal then a skinny old fox

*points at @Arishipshape *
he even has a snack

Why yes, I do. I humbly present this hatted creature as tribute to your greatness.

 

[DRGN Juno]

H-hang in there a minute fire breath

Dragons dont even like foxes!
What dragons really love and makes them grow big and strong are knights i mean, its always in books

S-so go get a knight, it will be a better meal then a skinny old fox

*points at @Arishipshape *
he even has a snack

Impossible. He's not wearing any armour.

*Continues not letting go*

 

[Lenago]

Impossible. He's not wearing any armour.

*Continues not letting go*

*puts a shirt that says armor on Ari*

There now he is! Munch on him!

 

[Arishipshape]

*puts a shirt that says armor on Ari*

There now he is! Munch on him!

*doffs it, chucks shirt at you*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Impossible. He's not wearing any armour.

*Continues not letting go*

Oh! You eat armor! I get it! Maybe you would like Ari's thick... juicy... sword! Freshly lubricated with oil! It's like a cucumber but harder!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*puts a shirt that says armor on Ari*

There now he is! Munch on him!

No.

*Bites your steel plated butt*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh! You eat armor! I get it! Maybe you would like Ari's thick... juicy... sword! Freshly lubricated with oil! It's like a cucumber but harder!

I just had to forge a new one! I’m running out of iron!

 

[Lenago]

No.

*Bites your steel plated butt*

OWWWW!!!

*Runs away and hides inside my hat, loking it while it floats away*

 

[Lenago]

Oh! You eat armor! I get it! Maybe you would like Ari's thick... juicy... sword! Freshly lubricated with oil! It's like a cucumber but harder!

*blows kiss* goodnight everybody

 

[Foxy Emy]

I just had to forge a new one! I’m running out of iron!

*whispers* The knights fled from the castle so fast... the left pretty much the entire armory... I can spot you what you need.