Predators and Prey

[Maur]

*semi-secretly gluing Meta's potions to the wall while emitting happy paint bucket spaghetti abomination noises*

 

[metatherat]

*semi-secretly gluing Meta's potions to the wall while emitting happy paint bucket spaghetti abomination noises*

Careful. One of those is the SAUCE WALL POTION.

 

[Arishipshape]

gasp*
I got him! :O

Meta:

*lets rat-phone drop off rat-hands*
*lunge*
*ADVANCED RAT-NUZZLE*

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
*significantly less advanced rat-evade*

 

[Lenago]

Good, I am glad we ratgree. *throws RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*is dragged backwards out of the hat while on rat-phone: "That's right, Smellyfur! It's so spacious in there. Tell everyone-"*
*glares*
Uh, I am ON THE PHONE?! *neutral face discord emoji*

*glares back, locking the entrace of my hat and holding the key in my pocket*

You keep those rats off my hat, i have dangerous stuff in there

 

[Maur]

Careful. One of those is the SAUCE WALL POTION.

The one that liquefies drywall and then turns it into delicious tomato soup?

 

[Lenago]

Meta:
View attachment 124642

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
*significantly less advanced rat-evade*

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[PC Master Race]

Uh, YES?! *gif of a rat dancing*

uh, NO YOU DONT !? *hang you up by gluing your tail on the wall*

 

[metatherat]

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
*significantly less advanced rat-evade*

*relentless licking*
Eee :3
Mmm, ratpal :3
I have missed having rodentpals around :3
Let's go scavenging. While licking each other :3

The one that liquefies drywall and then turns it into delicious tomato soup?

It does other types of walls and sauces, too!

 

[Maur]

uh, NO YOU DONT !? *hang you up by gluing your tail on the wall*

You're about to turn this wall into a mural of Meta, celebrating his life and accomplishments. We've got the potions, we've got the rat, now add some cheese and it'll be all set!

 

[metatherat]

uh, NO YOU DONT !? *hang you up by gluing your tail on the wall*

Not now, of all times, you gargantuan lummox! I have another rat to snuggle! :O

 

[Maur]

Not now, of all times, you gargantuan lummox! I have another rat to snuggle! :O

Part of the wall, part of the crew, part of the wall, part of the crew...

 

[metatherat]

Part of the wall, part of the crew, part of the wall, part of the crew...

*throws a THROWN POTION at the SAUCE WALL POTION*

 

[Arishipshape]

relentless licking*
Eee :3
Mmm, ratpal :3
I have missed having rodentpals around :3
Let's go scavenging. While licking each other :3

Eeww, cease your incessant licking! Gross! You don’t see anyone else licking, do you?
*futile escape squirming*

 

[Arishipshape]

uh, NO YOU DONT !? *hang you up by gluing your tail on the wall*

THANK YOU
*escapes*

 

[PC Master Race]

Not now, of all times, you gargantuan lummox! I have another rat to snuggle! :O

yeah indeed not now, ye smol pipsqueak ! ye got time-out for invading people's personal hat space !

 

[metatherat]

THANK YOU
*escapes*

No. Unthank you, Jin. Unthank you! >:I

 

[PC Master Race]

No. Unthank you, Jin. Unthank you! >:I

you're UN-welcome !

 

[Arishipshape]

You're about to turn this wall into a mural of Meta, celebrating his life and accomplishments. We've got the potions, we've got the rat, now add some cheese and it'll be all set!

Wouldn’t yogurt be more appropriate?

 

[Maur]

*grabs a chair and a bowl, then sits and waits/hopes for the wall to melt and morph into tomato soup, oblivious to everything around - tomato soup is love, tomato soup is life*

 

[metatherat]

yeah indeed not now, ye smol pipsqueak ! ye got time-out for invading people's personal hat space !

Oh, yeah? Well, you get time-out for invading my personal rat-space! So there!

you're UN-welcome !

Well you are... a poop. So there!
*pours EMERGENCY FREE TAIL POTION*
Ah, EMERGENCY FREE TAIL POTION. Never leave the nest without it :3
*scurries after @Arishipshape*

 

[metatherat]

*grabs a chair and a bowl, then sits and waits/hopes for the wall to melt and morph into tomato soup, oblivious to everything around - tomato soup is love, tomato soup is life*

*it seems that this one will be chicken soup*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh, yeah? Well, you get time-out for invading my personal rat-space! So there!

Well you are... a poop. So there!
*pours EMERGENCY FREE TAIL POTION*
Ah, EMERGENCY FREE TAIL POTION. Never leave the nest without it :3
*scurries after @Arishipshape*

…why do I hear tiny clawed feet accelerating—
OOF

 

[PC Master Race]

Oh, yeah? Well, you get time-out for invading my personal rat-space! So there!

Well you are... a poop. So there!
*pours EMERGENCY FREE TAIL POTION*
Ah, EMERGENCY FREE TAIL POTION. Never leave the nest without it :3
*scurries after @Arishipshape*

*load up EMERGENCY RE-CAPTURE TAIL POISON*
never go hunting rats without this either !
*glue your tail on wall again*

 

[metatherat]

…why do I hear tiny clawed feet accelerating—
OOF

*climbs on top*
Guess who :3
*clings with all four legs*

 

[Maur]

*it seems that this one will be chicken soup*

*joy skyrockets because chicken soup is seriously THE best soup - happy disgusting spaghetti/paint monster noises*