metatherat
Really ratty rat
*clings to @Arishipshape as I get glued on the wall**load up EMERGENCY RE-CAPTURE TAIL POISON*
never go hunting rats without this either !
*glue your tail on wall again*

*clings to @Arishipshape as I get glued on the wall**load up EMERGENCY RE-CAPTURE TAIL POISON*
never go hunting rats without this either !
*glue your tail on wall again*
*panicked squealing**climbs on top*
Guess who :3
*clings with all four legs*
Oh thank god I’m saved—*load up EMERGENCY RE-CAPTURE TAIL POISON*
never go hunting rats without this either !
*glue your tail on wall again*
AAAAAAAAAAA*clings to @Arishipshape as I get glued on the wall*
Hey, you got rat in my chicken soup!*load up EMERGENCY RE-CAPTURE TAIL POISON*
never go hunting rats without this either !
*glue your tail on wall again*
ain't got your name on it, so don't get any idea on claiming COPYRIGHT/OWNERSHIP of it boh !Hey, you got rat in my chicken soup!
*clings to @Arishipshape as I get glued on the wall*
have no fear ! I'm an engineer, that means I solve practical problems !*panicked squealing*
Oh thank god I’m saved—
AAAAAAAAAAA
*thrashes*
ain't got your name on it, so don't get any idea on claiming COPYRIGHT/OWNERSHIP of it boh !
have no fear ! I'm an engineer, that means I solve practical problems !
*gasping for breath**advanced detachment of two clinging rats, leaving meta still glued on the wall*
Hey. Just so that you know, separating a rat from a rat friend is like the worst of rat-related offenses. I'm going to assume that you didn't know, so I won't make a big deal out of it, but I expect to be reunited with my ratpal immediately. >:Ihave no fear ! I'm an engineer, that means I solve practical problems !
*advanced detachment of two clinging rats, leaving meta still glued on the wall*
WE ARE NOT PALSHey. Just so that you know, separating a rat from a rat friend is like the worst of rat-related offenses. I'm going to assume that you didn't know, so I won't make a big deal out of it, but I expect to be reunited with my ratpal immediately. >:I
sleep-paralysis demon ! we meet agai-... *see it eating spaghetti*
Yes, we are. All rats are ratpals, it is the natural order of things :3WE ARE NOT PALS
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*gasping for breath*
Thank… you again… phew
My god your ginormous
How can I express my gratitude?
*say it as if to make meta hear it word by word*Hey. Just so that you know, separating a rat from a rat friend is like the worst of rat-related offenses. I'm going to assume that you didn't know, so I won't make a big deal out of it, but I expect to be reunited with my ratpal immediately. >:I
sleep-paralysis demon ! we meet agai-... *see it eating spaghetti*
yeah this shit is the stuff of nightmare
“The natural order of things” doesn’t include me being a rat!!Yes, we are. All rats are ratpals, it is the natural order of things :3
If that means “being pals with an elephant” and not “being an elephant”, I’m down for that.YOU CAN BE MY ELEPHANT PAL ! ELEPAL !
DONE WITH RAT !
*hold a "cross" made of french fries*
YOLO SWAGGINGIf that means “being pals with an elephant” and not “being an elephant”, I’m down for that.
I recognize the individual words, but the sentences you made with them make no sense.*say it as if to make meta hear it word by word*
YOU CAN BE MY ELEPHANT PAL ! ELEPAL !
DONE WITH RAT !
YOU OWE ME A WALL OF CHICKEN SOUP
BRING CHICKEN SOUP TO THE SPAGHETTUS
*the wall finishes transforming into a mass of chicken soup and collapses into a soupy mess**hold a "cross" made of french fries*
BACK !! BACK TO THE ABYSS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU FOUL BEAST !!!
I GOT FRIES AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO USE LEGALLY LETHAL FORCE !!!!!
*hold a "cross" made of french fries*
BACK !! BACK TO THE ABYSS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU FOUL BEAST !!!
I GOT FRIES AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO USE LEGALLY LETHAL FORCE !!!!!
*hides in conveniently placed rat hole*YOLO SWAGGING
*EPIC-DRAMATIC ELEPHANT-TRANSFORMATION POISON ON YOU*
*floating in chicken soup**hides in conveniently placed rat hole*
Avoiding TFs after I’m TFed kind of defeats the purpose, dontcha think?*floating in chicken soup*
hglomnom... nom... see how useful... njomnjom.. it is being a ratnglomglom
alright then, lemme put it in a way you'll understandI recognize the individual words, but the sentences you made with them make no sense.
........................... heck*hides in conveniently placed rat hole*
because I ain't done just yet >:vAvoiding TFs after I’m TFed kind of defeats the purpose, dontcha think?
It depends! On whether or not you are currently a rat, of course *sagely, soup-covered nodnods*Avoiding TFs after I’m TFed kind of defeats the purpose, dontcha think?