Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

alright then, lemme put it in a way you'll understand
@Arishipshape is now my elephant pal, no longer your-


........................... heck
*shove hand into hole and drag you out by tail*
that's how you "express your gratitude" ?


because I ain't done just yet >:v
*advanced elephant-TF poison intensifies*

O_O
*holds breath, swings back and forth to try to escape*

It depends! On whether or not you are currently a rat, of course *sagely, soup-covered nodnods*

*gives you “save me” looks and gestures*

 

[metatherat]

because I ain't done just yet >:v
*advanced elephant-TF poison intensifies*

*sniffsniffs*
Poison?! :O
See, this is what happens when you let just any blacksmith or cobbler off the street try their ungainly hoof at alchemy. Support alchemy regulation!

*merry spaghetti-abomination-enjoying-chicken-soup noises*

*soupy rat fingerguns*

 

[metatherat]

O_O
*holds breath, swings back and forth to try to escape*

*gives you “save me” looks and gestures*

See, I am a licensed alchemist. I would never-
*looks up*
Huh, what? Oh! Use the rat-spine, Ari! Contract to get some space, bite him, then when he lets go, scurry! It is the basic rat tactic!

 

[Arishipshape]

See, I am a licensed alchemist. I would never-
*looks up*
Huh, what? Oh! Use the rat-spine, Ari! Contract to get some space, bite him, then when he lets go, scurry! It is the basic rat tactic!

*facepaws*
*attempts*

 

[Maur]

*has had his fill of soup and slithers home to watch TV*

 

[PC Master Race]

See, this is what happens when you let just any blacksmith or cobbler off the street try their ungainly hoof at alchemy. Support alchemy regulation!

what else you call the substance in my scorpion stinger you no-high-no-mighty DERP mouse !?

O_O
*holds breath, swings back and forth to try to escape*

*gives you “save me” looks and gestures*

See, I am a licensed alchemist. I would never-
*looks up*
Huh, what? Oh! Use the rat-spine, Ari! Contract to get some space, bite him, then when he lets go, scurry! It is the basic rat tactic!

ye think some smol bite gonna do it for ye !? I got a SINK, OR TWO, thrown at my tail ! ain't that easy, squeaky !

 

[metatherat]

what else you call the substance in my scorpion stinger you no-high-no-mighty DERP mouse !?

Yogurt? *hopeful look*

ye think some smol bite gonna do it for ye !? I got a SINK, OR TWO, thrown at my tail ! ain't that easy, squeaky !

*throws THREE SINKS POTION*

 

[metatherat]

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*has had his fill of soup and slithers home to watch TV*

(also, this is hilarious. AIs are the best)

 

[PC Master Race]

Yogurt? *hopeful look*

*throws THREE SINKS POTION*

oho ! not today smolly !
while you study the art of SINK
I study the art of ABSOLUTE-UNIT TOUGHNESS THICCNESS
so let that SINK in !

 

[Arishipshape]

oho ! not today smolly !
while you study the art of SINK
I study the art of ABSOLUTE-UNIT TOUGHNESS THICCNESS
so let that SINK in !

*spits on tail to lubricate it*
*slides out*
*scurries out of grab range*

GASP

 

[metatherat]

oho ! not today smolly !
while you study the art of SINK
I study the art of ABSOLUTE-UNIT TOUGHNESS THICCNESS
so let that SINK in !

....*throws MAKE STINGER PRODUCE BLACK LIQUORICE YOGURT FROM NOW ON POTION*

*spits on tail to lubricate it*
*slides out*
*scurries out of grab range*

GASP

And now, the ultimate rat-technique! Follow me!
*scurries into the drywall*

 

[Arishipshape]

And now, the ultimate rat-technique! Follow me!
*scurries into the drywall*

*follows*
I thought *gasp* elephants *wheeze* feared rodents

 

[PC Master Race]

*spits on tail to lubricate it*
*slides out*
*scurries out of grab range*

GASP

....*throws MAKE STINGER PRODUCE BLACK LIQUORICE YOGURT FROM NOW ON POTION*

And now, the ultimate rat-technique! Follow me!
*scurries into the drywall*

*follows*
I thought *gasp* elephants *wheeze* feared rodents

*narrator voice*
and so the cycle continues... he who is rat, returns to his rat-mate, away from his once-savior, then-captor

 

[Arishipshape]

*narrator voice*
and so the cycle continues... he who is rat, returns to his rat-mate, away from his once-savior, then-captor

(I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice)

 

[PC Master Race]

(I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice)

wise choice

 

[metatherat]

*follows*
I thought *gasp* elephants *wheeze* feared rodents

I thought so too! What gives! Surely television would not lie to us :O

*narrator voice*
and so the cycle continues... he who is rat, returns to his rat-mate, away from his once-savior, then-captor

(I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice)

*reads it in Brainy Smurf's voice, just to be contrarian*

 

[PC Master Race]

*follows*
I thought *gasp* elephants *wheeze* feared rodents

I thought so too! What gives! Surely television would not lie to us :O

you have been lied ! deceived !
the government made you think what they want you to !
they're against us elephants, can't you see !?

 

[metatherat]

you have been lied ! deceived !
the government made you think what they want you to !
they're against us elephants, can't you see !?

The government was secretly against elephants, because the president and his cronies thought that ‘if you make money from elephants, you will lose money from illegal mining and forest fire and so on’, he told AFP.”
* g a s p *

 

[Guifrog]

Oh... that is a strange substance... what plant did you extract that from?

It's frog mucus! For extra adhesive effect

 

[Fcomega121]

Yeahhh no.

Knowing my luck that would just be game over for house....not that it matters since that happens almost every day...but still

Hahaha nuuu gotcha!
You were a cute dragon too uwu

*licks you, the reader*

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@w@

(Oooh god hahahahha!!!
I love this random drawings!! XD

It even has a random writterings!!

*Slides on the deer spring ing bing*)

11,155 foxes. :>

Dawwww!!! That's an adorable foxy!!! UwU

I love da fox too!! UwU
*Hugs the cute wild fox*

*checks*

Weeeell... I-I'll just say this, it looks like Santa hasn't been able to deliver stuff to you in all these years. Your name is well-known among the elves for the amount of trouble they get to find your address for some reason, like it keeps changing day by day


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Actually far away in the Southern Hemisphere, but we share the same language roots~

I-I think they looked at your name and figured you're the flamethrower pal

¡¡Oooole!!

¡La rana viene a españa!
Llegó la hora de *acordes de guitarra española*

¡¡Una moscapaella pa' celebrar!!

Oh! I did this on on discord!

Hang on!

Awww!!! Yayyy
That's my post!! ^w^

I got lady Marian uwu

Maybe common for you, but for some of us it constitutes a once in a lifetime event.

*remember the couple of times that has happened to me*

*Whistles innocent*

Ooonce?
Tehehe

I've seen many furs and amphis from here genderbending more than once!

Lenny you're a cute girl btw uwu
*Smooches the foxxo*

(also, this is hilarious. AIs are the best)

(Hhaha I know right?
I love AIs!
They're funny, and sometimes abstract!

For example, these arts in my style :3

_________
(@ben909 look!: )

 

[metatherat]

(Hhaha I know right?
I love AIs!
They're funny, and sometimes abstract!

For example, these arts in my style :3
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Haiii, Franz :3
*clings*

Hay, did you get the signup email from deepart.io? Because I tried signing up with several emails earlier and they just never showed up.

Also, try Ostagram for a similar AI , if you haven't already :3

 

[DRGN Juno]

Oh! It is even bigger than @DRGN Juno!

You callin' me fat?

 

[Guifrog]

(Oooh god hahahahha!!!
I love this random drawings!! XD

It even has a random writterings!!

*Slides on the deer spring ing bing*)

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini. An incredibly surreal encyclopedia published in 1981, with 360 pages. @Pygmepatl showed it to me, and I'm taking it as a Christmas gift at this rate, for how much I've felt hypnotized looking at each piece of nonsense followed by an equally nonsensical body text

 

[metatherat]

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini. An incredibly surreal encyclopedia published in 1981, with 360 pages. @Pygmepatl showed it to me, and I'm taking it as a Christmas gift at this rate, for how much I've felt hypnotized looking at each piece of nonsense followed by an equally nonsensical body text

Nice sona ideas

 

[DRGN Juno]

Nice sona ideas

*Gives REAR DRAPED DUAL RHINOCEROS*

Hope you can feed two, because he's hangry.