Guifrog
Blue frog
I mean it's a conewait wha
. . . . .
*throw an anvil at you*
Twisted, but still xP

I mean it's a conewait wha
. . . . .
*throw an anvil at you*
OW RIGHT IN THE EYE!wait wha
. . . . .
*throw an anvil at you*
*pokes*![]()
HELLO
*boops the nose*![]()
HELLO
A!!!![]()
HELLO
*pokes it too**pokes*
*squeak**pokes*
*squeeak**boops the nose*
*squeaak*A!!!
*pokes it too*
*wanders through the house, looking at the decohations**puts christmas decoration all over my house*
Deck the halls with hats of top, falala lala lala la la
Tis the season to make things pop falalala la la lala la la~
My underarmor is not to be referred to as "lingerie". It is dignified, functional moisture wicking... whatever it's made of.
I know more about alloys then fabrics. *shrugs*
*all bandaged up*
Not really. Magical healing cannot be beat, but I appreciate the offer.
-_-
UNHAND ME--
oh
ohhh
*visibly experiencing relaxation for what may be the first time*
Is that another innuendo?See? I told you it's relaxing and also definitely not a ploy to make schnitzel.
*every hat decoratio burst into confetti**wanders through the house, looking at the decohations*
Sure is hatty in here :O
...*experimentally climbs up your body and gives you a boop*
*metaphorically melts into the egg bath*Oh! I can feel the muscles relaxing! I've never done this before! Very interestung! I'm happy to help!
*Transports you to late 18th century London where your 'Outrageous headgear' causes several young ladies to faint and a large riot to break out.*Of course anyone would want a dashinh top hat, you rogue
*looks at police* ohhh come on! Not in time too...hey you kind of look like the police of my time, you have the same ugly angry fac- *gets bonked**Transports you to late 18th century London where your 'Outrageous headgear' causes several young ladies to faint and a large riot to break out.*
*The Police soon arrive.*
Yayy, it workeed :3*every hat decoratio burst into confetti*
ACCKK!!
*Transports you to late 18th century London where your 'Outrageous headgear' causes several young ladies to faint and a large riot to break out.*
*The Police soon arrive.*
Aha! So it was you who took my CAT TRANSFORMATION POTION!*purrs*
*can’t hear, in too much bliss*Aha! So it was you who took my CAT TRANSFORMATION POTION!
*dramatic finger-point*
Jacuzzi! Jack Hughes!
HE FINALLY MADE IT :0*purrs*
*purrs*
*stops purring*Oh! I have never seen you so at ease! Thanks for the recommendation @DRGN Juno! You are a wonderful boyfriend to Ari!