metatherat
Really ratty rat
(And now, I'm off to a sauna irl. See you later, fellowfurs) :3

(And now, I'm off to a sauna irl. See you later, fellowfurs) :3
*sniff-sniff*
*food detected!*
*climbs into your mane*
*giggles and laughs feeling meta and gui's tongue on my mane*@_@ *tongue-lashes bug-ish brown spots around your mane* SLURP SLURP
*accidentally slurps moving white and gray spot*
....
MMmph!!
*spits it out*
Ermmm... sorry meta
*Mental image: from a random googs image:**lies on rat-back in a puddle of frog-saliva*
blomg blerablion :O
You might just be having a very bizarre dream.*comes to in a frozen egg bath*
Who…what… was I kidnapped or something…
Hmm, very possible.You might just be having a very bizarre dream.
If we think eggs need amenities and fun toowonders if this is a bathtub full of eggs or a bath for eggs
or is it a tub with egg instead of water...If we think eggs need amenities and fun too
*Gets the flamer*Hmm, very possible.
Could somebody help me get out of this ice block?
Ow, those hurt! I’m probably not dreaming.*Gets the flamer*
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*Fires a couple of near misses to heat the air up and aid the melting process.*Ow, those hurt! I’m probably not dreaming.
*leans as far away from the flames as possible till I can escape*
*takes a lukewarm shower*
*Attempts a collaborative effort to make lewd and amusing ice sculptures**attempts maintaining a temperature balance*
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You tell me! I dont even have any crums...its take out ramen for me againHonestly, what am I supposed to eat now?
Ohhhh sauna how lovely(And now, I'm off to a sauna irl. See you later, fellowfurs) :3
It was delicious.You tell me! I dont even have any crums...its take out ramen for me again
My crums or the ramen i did not even order yet?It was delicious.
YesMy crums or the ramen i did not even order yet?
Are there any ants left?My crums or the ramen i did not even order yet?
No, actually any ant i had moved away,claiming they were facing hunger....Are there any ants left?
Freaking smartass....
*sad for the hungry ants + sad for lack of ants to eat mixed feelings*No, actually any ant i had moved away,claiming they were facing hunger....
*looks at you**sad for the hungry ants + sad for lack of ants to eat mixed feelings*