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Predators and Prey

Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
lenago said:
*looks at you*

Ohh no need to feel sad for me...its just MY FREAKING PANTRY THAT BEING RAIDED EVERY STICKING DAY
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Sad for you? What do you mean? ...OOohh did they steal your marmalade again?!
TR273 said:
If @lenago kept his pantry stocked, this situation could be avoided!
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Right! And both the ants and my belly would be happy!
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Arishipshape said:
Ow, those hurt! I’m probably not dreaming.

*leans as far away from the flames as possible till I can escape*
*takes a lukewarm shower*
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Oh! Wake wake! You fell asleep in the egg bath Juno arranged for you. I was only supposed to let you chill for an hour arrording to the instructions but you looked so peaceful I couldn't help myself from letting you relax a bit longer.

*Checks instructions... a clearly labeled "Glaceon Schnitzle Recipie"

  1. Tenderize Glaceon in egg bath
  2. Let Glaceon Chill for 1 hour.
  3. Thaw frozen eggs on Glaceon and Roll Glaceon in seasoned breadcrumbs.
  4. Bake at 400°F for 3 hours.*
Hmmm... I'm supposed to bake you at the end but I don't have the right type of plant with me for you to get baked... Sorry. >.<

Hopefully you have already relaxed plenty.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Foxy Emy said:
Oh! Wake wake! You fell asleep in the egg bath Juno arranged for you. I was only supposed to let you chill for an hour arrording to the instructions but you looked so peaceful I couldn't help myself from letting you relax a bit longer.

*Checks instructions... a clearly labeled "Glaceon Schnitzle Recipie"

  1. Tenderize Glaceon in egg bath
  2. Let Glaceon Chill for 1 hour.
  3. Thaw frozen eggs on Glaceon and Roll Glaceon in seasoned breadcrumbs.
  4. Bake at 400°F for 3 hours.*
Hmmm... I'm supposed to bake you at the end but I don't have the right type of plant with me for you to get baked... Sorry. >.<

Hopefully you have already relaxed plenty.
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Oh I can help with the baking!
*Gets the flamer*
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*Sets to 'Fan assisted'*
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Fcomega121

Fcomega121

Friendly Maney | Once Upon a Laugh, all started <3
Foxy Emy said:
Oh! Wake wake! You fell asleep in the egg bath Juno arranged for you. I was only supposed to let you chill for an hour arrording to the instructions but you looked so peaceful I couldn't help myself from letting you relax a bit longer.

*Checks instructions... a clearly labeled "Glaceon Schnitzle Recipie"

  1. Tenderize Glaceon in egg bath
  2. Let Glaceon Chill for 1 hour.
  3. Thaw frozen eggs on Glaceon and Roll Glaceon in seasoned breadcrumbs.
  4. Bake at 400°F for 3 hours.*
Hmmm... I'm supposed to bake you at the end but I don't have the right type of plant with me for you to get baked... Sorry. >.<

Hopefully you have already relaxed plenty.
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I thought there was a 5th step?

for a moment I believed he needed sugar glass-eon sprinkled on him OwO
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Fcomega121 said:
I thought there was a 5th step?

for a moment I believed he needed sugar glass-eon sprinkled on him OwO
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I think the bread crumbs are a great exfoliant as is.

Besides... he is already sweet! ^w^
 
DRGN Juno

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Foxy Emy said:
Oh! Wake wake! You fell asleep in the egg bath Juno arranged for you. I was only supposed to let you chill for an hour arrording to the instructions but you looked so peaceful I couldn't help myself from letting you relax a bit longer.

*Checks instructions... a clearly labeled "Glaceon Schnitzle Recipie"

  1. Tenderize Glaceon in egg bath
  2. Let Glaceon Chill for 1 hour.
  3. Thaw frozen eggs on Glaceon and Roll Glaceon in seasoned breadcrumbs.
  4. Bake at 400°F for 3 hours.*
Hmmm... I'm supposed to bake you at the end but I don't have the right type of plant with me for you to get baked... Sorry. >.<

Hopefully you have already relaxed plenty.
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Oh, don't worry about that. I've got step 4 taken care of.

lenago said:
Yeah...just makes you think the dammage YOU and @metatherat do to my house AND wallet
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*Hides shredded remains of your wallet*

Yeah, those bastards get in everything.
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
shoots at those that would consiter eating eeveelutions (in character shooting only)
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Foxy Emy said:
Oh! Wake wake! You fell asleep in the egg bath Juno arranged for you. I was only supposed to let you chill for an hour arrording to the instructions but you looked so peaceful I couldn't help myself from letting you relax a bit longer.

*Checks instructions... a clearly labeled "Glaceon Schnitzle Recipie"

  1. Tenderize Glaceon in egg bath
  2. Let Glaceon Chill for 1 hour.
  3. Thaw frozen eggs on Glaceon and Roll Glaceon in seasoned breadcrumbs.
  4. Bake at 400°F for 3 hours.*
Hmmm... I'm supposed to bake you at the end but I don't have the right type of plant with me for you to get baked... Sorry. >.<

Hopefully you have already relaxed plenty.
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Wait what?! I’m not edible! But I do feel… strangely… “loose”? Is that the word? It’s like almost being made into schnitzel doesn’t bother me as much as usual
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
ben909 said:
shoots at those that would consiter eating eeveelutions (in character shooting only)
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Yeah, preds! Take that. How dare you eat them eevees. *nodnod*
Arishipshape said:
Wait what?! I’m not edible! But I do feel… strangely… “loose”? Is that the word? It’s like almost being made into schnitzel doesn’t bother me as much as usual
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This is called "relaxation". It is a thing that most creatures do
 
Fcomega121

Fcomega121

Friendly Maney | Once Upon a Laugh, all started <3
(Oooh chemistreee!!!

merry chrysocyonmas to everyone!! eeee <3 <3

I mean Mary Kurisumasu!!
mele kalikimaka
Furryz navidad!
Awooona natale my friends!!

I hope everyone has an amazing christmas/kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Hearts-warming day or whatever you celebrate!! uwu
I love you all! <3 <3)
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Fcomega121 said:
merry chrysocyonmas to everyone!! eeee <3 <3

I mean Mary Kurisumasu!!
mele kalikimaka
Furryz navidad!
Awooona natale my friends!!

I hope everyone has an amazing christmas/kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Hearts-warming day or whatever you celebrate!! uwu
I love you all! <3 <3)
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HYVÄÄ JOULUA :3
eee, thank you :3
I hope you will have a happy wintermasnzaa too :3
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
Fcomega121 said:
(Oooh chemistreee!!!

merry chrysocyonmas to everyone!! eeee <3 <3

I mean Mary Kurisumasu!!
mele kalikimaka
Furryz navidad!
Awooona natale my friends!!

I hope everyone has an amazing christmas/kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Hearts-warming day or whatever you celebrate!! uwu
I love you all! <3 <3)
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Feliz natal!!!
I hope you have a trnemdnous rhjuboe in aqaman, do my dubuona splashhhhhhh un quasi-speckles mafrren. Vuspurumm vrum vrum vroom, aeorptot. @(_________________

*gibs a warm hug while waiting for my urge to speak gibberibbitsh to fade away*
 
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