Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Even if I were a rat I wouldn't snuggle with you. Or anyone. Because I do not snuggle.

see, but there is the thing. As a rat, you would. And you already did. You think that I don't remember the time we snuggled as rats. But I do. I think of it every night when I go to sleep-

Woof is gonna eat you tonight.

Watch out, Ari! He's gonna eat you! :O
omg predation! :O

 

[Guifrog]

Woof is gonna eat you tonight.

Ribbit is gonna eat you back!!
*bolts away and up hiding on the tallest tree branch I find in fear*

 

[Arishipshape]

see, but there is the thing. As a rat, you would. And you already did. You think that I don't remember the time we snuggled as rats. But I do. I think of it every night when I go to sleep-

O_ o
I want you to think about that statement. And how creepy it is.

Watch out, Ari! He's gonna eat you! :O
omg predation! :O

*charges Ice Beam*

 

[TR273]

O_O
"Muppet"?

MUPPET!

(Ok that is officially the battle cry for my sisters of battle, 'We purge the enemies of the emperor, because they are a bunch of Muppets!')

 

[metatherat]

O_ o
I want you to think about that statement. And how creepy it is.

*thinks about it*
*sways dreamily*
mmm.... you're so warm, Ari... :3

 

[Arishipshape]

*thinks about it*
*sways dreamily*
mmm.... you're so warm, Ari... :3

*shudders*
Yuck! Yech! I feel dirty just hearing that!
Besides, it's not even accurate!

 

[Lenago]

There's some incredibly well done @lenago over there....

.... although I'd ask him first.

*twitches a bit*

......Go suck a lemon....

 

[metatherat]

*twitches a bit*

......Go suck a lemon....

Lenago with lemon:

Take one Lemon, squeeze into a fine pulp
add one or two cloves, a few leaves of basil, and
a quarter of a pound of sugar
mash, pound in the mortar, and stir in three pints
of rum
boil,

 

[TR273]

Lenago with lemon:

Take one Lemon, squeeze into a fine pulp
add one or two cloves, a few leaves of basil, and
a quarter of a pound of sugar
mash, pound in the mortar, and stir in three pints
of rum
boil,

*Makes one, tries it, is now very drunk.*


*...also still has the flamer.*

 

[Lenago]

Lenago with lemon:

Take one Lemon, squeeze into a fine pulp
add one or two cloves, a few leaves of basil, and
a quarter of a pound of sugar
mash, pound in the mortar, and stir in three pints
of rum
boil,

WHO MADE THE RECIPE?

 

[metatherat]

WHO MADE THE RECIPE?

Probably some mean predator :I
*looks at the cover*

The book with the predator carnivore recipes on it was titled "The Predator’s Cookbook" and it was written by an author named Bob Owens. Now his website has a new cookbook which is titled "The Predator’s Cookbook - Predator Recipes to Prepare the Prey".

 

[Guifrog]

*water-guns Text Synth*

Text Synth gets completely wet and is ****** over the knee by a pair of ****** - that is until the two of them suck his ****. Once they finally get a look at that ****, he ends up getting ******, getting ****** from behind, ****** in the ****** style position, and getting their ***** ******. With some very impressive ******* in the final position, we have the guy ******* while-

*puts it under a huge black censor bar*
O__________o

I really wasn't expecting this (truly, honestly, and there were no asterisks in the original version)

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Ice Beams*

...can I do decaf?

Hmmm... I suppose I, could stand to unwind a bit.

Decaf is fine. Now where is your preferred place to unwind?

 

[Arishipshape]

Decaf is fine. Now where is your preferred place to unwind?

I, uh, don’t know, I never unwinded before. What do you recommend?

 

[metatherat]

I, uh, don’t know, I never unwinded before. What do you recommend?

Rat's nest.
@Foxy Emy, say "rat's nest"!

 

[Arishipshape]

Rat's nest.
@Foxy Emy, say "rat's nest"!

Sounds unsanitary.

 

[Foxy Emy]

I, uh, don’t know, I never unwinded before. What do you recommend?

Hmmmm... I find being in nature helps. Preferably an area with running water and plants...

My castle is nice. ^w^

I have heard others go to coffee shops but I didn't know those were a thing. I just grow my own. ^w^

 

[metatherat]

I really wasn't expecting this (truly, honestly, and there were no asterisks in the original version)

Sounds unsanitary.

See, that's part of the genius of it! You will feel so liberated that you won't care about nonsense like how quote-unquote *does the air quotes* "sa-ni-ta-ry" something is or super isn't.

Hmmmm... I find being in nature helps. Preferably an area with running water and plants...

My castle is nice. ^w^

I have heard others go to coffee shops but I didn't know those were a thing. I just grow my own. ^w^

Aw. You didn't say "rat's nest". Although.... I'm sure there are some rodents nesting in the castle already... hmmm...

 

[Arishipshape]

Hmmmm... I find being in nature helps. Preferably an area with running water and plants...

My castle is nice. ^w^

I have heard others go to coffee shops but I didn't know those were a thing. I just grow my own. ^w^

I always liked castles. I promise not to kill anything that doesn’t try to kill me first.

See, that's part of the genius of it! You will feel so liberated that you won't care about nonsense like how quote-unquote *does the air quotes* "sa-ni-ta-ry" something is or super isn't.

Or I’ll get sick and lose any chance of relaxation.

 

[Foxy Emy]

I always liked castles. I promise not to kill anything that doesn’t try to kill me first.

Or I’ll get sick and lose any chance of relaxation.

Follow me! (To Discord.)

 

[TR273]

I, uh, don’t know, I never unwinded before. What do you recommend?

Try one of these drinks!!!
They're fantashtic.....
*Falls into the lake*

 

[Lenago]

*water-guns Text Synth*

Text Synth gets completely wet and is ****** over the knee by a pair of ****** - that is until the two of them suck his ****. Once they finally get a look at that ****, he ends up getting ******, getting ****** from behind, ****** in the ****** style position, and getting their ***** ******. With some very impressive ******* in the final position, we have the guy ******* while-

*puts it under a huge black censor bar*
O__________o

I really wasn't expecting this (truly, honestly, and there were no asterisks in the original version)

What the *****?

 

[Lenago]

(HA!)

 

[Guifrog]

What the *****?

Twas my exact ****ing reaction

 

[DRGN Juno]

Watch out, Ari! He's gonna eat you! :O
omg predation! :O

Rood. I called dibs.