Predators and Prey

[Foxy Emy]

*Quizzical head tilt*
Really?
*Thinks*
*Pulls out a small device and starts looking for something on it.....*
Ah!
*Shows you a picture on it. The picture looks like it was taken at some type of gathering. Sally is grinning, sitting next to her is someone who looks like an older version of her, also grinning and dressed outrageously showing far more fur than she really should. Sitting on the other side is a much older Kitsune, formally dressed, giving the other two an extremely frosty look. Various pictures can be seen hanging on the wall behind them. Sally points to a small one, hung almost out of sight, almost deliberately hidden.*
That's...that's not your Mom?
Is it?

Thats her! How do you have this!

Also...

*eats fruit*

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[ben909]

*uses an autofire controller to push X repeatedly*

+1
-3?

isn't that cheating

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-5 with the non scoring posts

 

[metatherat]

It is the season of goodwill after all.

*Seasons 'Murder-free tofu turkey'*

...ohh, you said murder...

Also, @Pygmepatl is right, yeah. We proobably should respect the olden rules. *starts eating the tofu turkey*

 

[TR273]

Thats her! How do you have this!

Also...

*eats fruit*

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It was taken last year back at the family home, my daughter took the picture of me and mom, and granny looking with her normal disapproval whenever we go home. That's my aunt I've never met, everyone just sort of growls whenever I ask about her.
Hey!
This means we're related!
*Sudden pounce and hug*

 

[TR273]

...ohh, you said murder...

Also, @Pygmepatl is right, yeah. We proobably should respect the olden rules. *starts eating the tofu turkey*

Aren't both good to not be in a turkey?

 

[Guifrog]

 

[metatherat]

Aren't both good to not be in a turkey?

Agent Mulder wanted to be in a tofu turkey, because that would have been really fucking cool So he did it, and then he realized it was tofu, and he was sad And then he died. I guess.
This story is being sponsored by the good people at Tofurky!
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Thanks, Textsynth.
Nice X-Files fanfiction, Tofurky.

 

[TR273]

Agent Mulder wanted to be in a tofu turkey, because that would have been really fucking cool So he did it, and then he realized it was tofu, and he was sad And then he died. I guess.
This story is being sponsored by the good people at Tofurky!
---
Thanks, Textsynth.
Nice X-Files fanfiction, Tofurky.

Story sent in by Timmy aged 9.
(Who's teachers report has no imagination)

 

[Foxy Emy]

Thats her! How do you have this!

Also...

*eats fruit*

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Oops!

There was a bug! Sorry little guy!

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[ben909]

aaaaaaa
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[Foxy Emy]

It was taken last year back at the family home, my daughter took the picture of me an mom, and granny looking with her normal disapproval whenever we go home. That's my aunt I've never met, everyone just sort of growls whenever I ask about her.
Hey!
This means we're related!
*Sudden pounce and hug*

Oh! That is a nice surprise! I never met any of my aunts or cousins! Met grandma once as a kid but wasn't fond of her grumpiness. No wonder you remind me of my mom! My mom is your aunt!

 

[Yakamaru]

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Cus predator. Or something.

Awoo?

 

[Kope]

 

[Arishipshape]

*Noms the presents*

*Purring continues*

*@Arishipshape's legs are now vibrating too intensely to move*

*uses grappling hook, snags nearby tree and escapes at high velocity*

 

[Kope]

*uses grappling hook, snags nearby tree and escapes at high velocity*

Be careful

 

[ben909]

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[TR273]

*uses grappling hook, snags nearby tree and escapes at high velocity*

*Wonders where you will land, surly not on @lenago 's house ...*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Wonders where you will land, surly not on @lenago 's house ...*

*lands on @lenago ’s house*
*has a lot of weight (armor, weapons)*
*crashes through, leaving a Glaceon shaped hole*

 

[TR273]

Oh! That is a nice surprise! I never met any of my aunts or cousins! Met grandma once as a kid but wasn't fond of her grumpiness. No wonder you remind me of my mom! My mom is your aunt!

*Invites you round for Christmas dinner.*
Don't worry, although Mom lives back on the family estate she has her own house (and other buildings) so we usually hang out there and watch the waves of disapproval coming from the main family estate.

 

[Yakamaru]

*Wonders where you will land, surly not on @lenago 's house ...*

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[Lenago]

*lands on @lenago ’s house*
*has a lot of weight (armor, weapons)*
*crashes through, leaving a Glaceon shaped hole*
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You see me and other hatted foxxes (not top hats) eating near a table*

Hey....huh welcome....hummm ya mind getting of my great aunt Lenorina?

 

[TR273]

You see me and other hatted foxxes (not top hats) eating near a table*

Hey....huh welcome....hummm ya mind getting of my great aunt Lenorina?

*Wonders what you are eating*

 

[Lenago]

*Wonders what you are eating*

*you see puddings, chocolate, gelatines and cakes*

*hands you a slice of apple cake*
Want some?

 

[TR273]

*you see puddings, chocolate, gelatines and cakes*

*hands you a slice of apple cake*
Want some?

Yes please!
*Calls out the door*
@metatherat !!!
THE PANTRY IS FULL AGAIN!!!!

 

[Lenago]

Yes please!
*Calls out the door*
@metatherat !!!
THE PANTRY IS FULL AGAIN!!!!

EEEEKKKK!!!