Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

Oh! @DRGN Juno! Got you something too!

*Tail wagging*

@Arishipshape's ankles are getting thwapped by a dragon tail

 

[Arishipshape]

When in doubt, default to gift cards.

True, but I’m hoping for something a little more personalized… lessee, what’s useful in a pirate’s life… *snaps fingers*

*drags you to bookshop*

*returns with “The Pocket Shantyman: 130 Songs of the Sea*

 

[metatherat]

Nope! I transcribed my notes on the alchemical properties of plants native to greater and lesser mouseland.

You are an Alchemist, not an herbalist so I thought these, of all my notes, would be the most useful. ^w^

Yey! Thamkyoo :3
I shall use them to become an even better at RAT TRANSFORMATION. And other, less important, kinds of alchemy :3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION OF EXTRA THANKS*

With his new herbal knowledge in paw, Meta the rat brewed a fine, herb-filled beverage to celebrate his discovery. He added a pinch of peppermint oil, a spoonful of rose oil, a drop of anise oil, and a dash of juniper oil.
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Mmm, sounds tastyy :3

 

[Lenago]

Yey! Thamkyoo :3
I shall use them to become an even better at RAT TRANSFORMATION. And other, less important, kinds of alchemy :3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION OF EXTRA THANKS*

With his new herbal knowledge in paw, Meta the rat brewed a fine, herb-filled beverage to celebrate his discovery. He added a pinch of peppermint oil, a spoonful of rose oil, a drop of anise oil, and a dash of juniper oil.
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Mmm, sounds tastyy :3

Oh jesus no....

 

[metatherat]

An idea will do. Thank you so much

...RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. *nodnod*

Oh jesus no....

*adds DISLIKES JUNIPER OIL to LENAGO NOTES*

 

[Arishipshape]

RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. *nodnod*

But you already got her that. Wouldn’t wanna give redundant gifts.

 

[Lenago]

...RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. *nodnod*

*adds DISLIKES JUNIPER OIL to LENAGO NOTES*

*remember all the dammage your potion gave me during the year*

..... +_+"

 

[metatherat]

But you already got her that. Wouldn’t wanna give redundant gifts.

There never can be enough RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION! In fact, here. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*remember all the dammage your potion gave me during the year*

..... +_+"

You seem a bit unfocused. You know what would clear that right up? RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.

 

[DRGN Juno]

There never can be enough RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION! In fact, here. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

You seem a bit unfocused. You know what would clear that right up? RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.

 

[Lenago]

There never can be enough RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION! In fact, here. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

You seem a bit unfocused. You know what would clear that right up? RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.

So weak meta......soooo weak....

 

[metatherat]

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Mood swings. Bouts of aggression. Irrational rages. These are just a few of the symptoms of not being a rat. 1 out of 1 rat alchemists agree that the solution is RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. That's 100% of experts!

So weak meta......soooo weak....

*stares*
Uh... that's a very nice hat.
Also, you are right! The RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION should be stronger. I'll get to brewing using the new foxy herbal tricks immediately! *resolute scurry*

 

[Kope]

Don't look so glum! I got you bag of anaerobic roasted coffee! Has a natural sweetness to it and smells like maple syrup.

Ew coffee *runs away*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Mood swings. Bouts of aggression. Irrational rages. These are just a few of the symptoms of not being a rat. 1 out of 1 rat alchemists agree that the solution is RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. That's 100% of experts!

*stares*
Uh... that's a very nice hat.
Also, you are right! The RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION should be stronger. I'll get to brewing using the new foxy herbal tricks immediately! *resolute scurry*

 

[Lenago]

Mood swings. Bouts of aggression. Irrational rages. These are just a few of the symptoms of not being a rat. 1 out of 1 rat alchemists agree that the solution is RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. That's 100% of experts!

*stares*
Uh... that's a very nice hat.
Also, you are right! The RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION should be stronger. I'll get to brewing using the new foxy herbal tricks immediately! *resolute scurry*

......welll.....F***....

 

[metatherat]

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Ohh, I see you are irrationally against expert opinion. I guess you are too busy voting for brexit and getting the corona to get medical advice from a LICENSED ALCHEMIST!! *shows VERMIN LICENSE*
*shifts through rat-wallet* ...that was the wrong license. But my point stands.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Ohh, I see you are irrationally against expert opinion. I guess you are too busy voting for brexit and getting the corona to get medical advice from a LICENSED ALCHEMIST!! *shows VERMIN LICENSE*
*shifts through rat-wallet* ...that was the wrong license. But my point stands.

*Shreds your VERMIN LICENSE*

Oops, I accidentally your credentials.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shreds your VERMIN LICENSE*

Oops, I accidentally your credentials.

*sics the VERMIN-LAWYERS on Meta for not having a license*

 

[metatherat]

*sics the VERMIN-LAWYERS on Meta for not having a license*

*the VERMIN-LAWYERS make a really half-assed effort to look at a random license I give them*
"Sure, whatever. Good enough, I guess."
*they run into @lenago's pantry*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pokes the reforming ball with my sword*
*shields in case it explodes*

*you then start to feel tingly as the orb's contents attatches to you*

Top you gone and done it now

*hides lower*

 

[Arishipshape]

*you then start to feel tingly as the orb's contents attatches to you*

Top you gone and done it now

*hides lower*

Ssaannttoo! What is this?!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*hides behind my giant bad dragon that I just got*

I don't recall giving you a me for Christmas.

 

[ssaannttoo]

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Ssaannttoo! What is this?!

*pulls out the description*

.....

Can anybody read?

I don't recall giving you a me for Christmas.

OWO

 

[Arishipshape]

*pulls out the description*

.....

Can anybody read?

I’m literate.
*examine with trepidation*

 

[Lenago]

*the VERMIN-LAWYERS make a really half-assed effort to look at a random license I give them*
"Sure, whatever. Good enough, I guess."
*they run into @lenago's pantry*

*jumps around* HOY GET OFF ME PANTRY YER RATTING RATS!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’m literate.
*examine with trepidation*

*It is kinky time ball. look into it to see some fun times you'll be having later. Under no circumstances break, or touch the magic man kuice*