Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

EWWWW—
*gasps, covers mouth*
*that was an unusually high pitched exclamation*

*remembers last time that happened*
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You taste very.... fishy....

 

[Arishipshape]

You taste very.... fishy....

*grabs you, shakes you*
WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THAT—THAT THINGIE

 

[Foxy Emy]

OWO

So nice UwU

A strange vixen I ran into in the forest told me to give this to you while she explores... said something about finding a way to recover her mom's collar.

*Hands a large, unusually bumpy cucumber*

I asked her why you needed a cucumber and she just said you would know what to do with it.

 

[Lenago]

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*notices the familiar pattern of speech* Ahhh it's you Lenny! I thought it was a very grumpy mouse with sunglasses on and a top hat... Should've known, it couldn't be Mickey!

do i LOOK like mickey!?

 

[Guifrog]

do i LOOK like mickey!?

Well... *tilts head from one side to another, detects round ears more than anything else* ...sort of, yes ówò

 

[ssaannttoo]

*grabs you, shakes you*
WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THAT—THAT THINGIE

*turns instructions over*

Acetic acid formula, Acetate, Sodium hypochlorite, high concentrated Glucose, Hydoproenol (for taste) and *squints* dick?

 

[ssaannttoo]

A strange vixen I ran into in the forest told me to give this to you while she explores... said something about finding a way to recover her mom's collar.

*Hands a large, unusually bumpy cucumber*

I asked her why you needed a cucumber and she just said you would know what to do with it.

OWO

*takes and slides it into my single 'pocket' in front of everybody*

I will keep this safe.

 

[Lenago]

Well... *tilts head from one side to another, detects round ears more than anything else* ...sort of, yes ówò

.....*hops* WELL YA WRONG GET SOME GLASSES WHY DONT YA!

 

[Arishipshape]

*turns instructions over*

Acetic acid formula, Acetate, Sodium hypochlorite, high concentrated Glucose, Hydoproenol (for taste) and *squints* dick?

*rushes to bathroom*
*ummanly screaming ensues*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*rushes to bathroom*
*ummanly screaming ensues*

Ari sounds really girly right now ngl....

Must be those estrogen pills ive crushed up into his canteen UwU

 

[Lenago]

*rushes to bathroom*
*ummanly screaming ensues*

....is that a sore throated cat and a screaching monkey talking?

 

[Foxy Emy]

*rushes to bathroom*
*ummanly screaming ensues*

Oh! This must be his first one in a while... testosterone supplements and and stress can make you irregular.

*brings Ari a spare tampon*

 

[Arishipshape]

Ari sounds really girly right now ngl....

Must be those estrogen pills ive crushed up into his canteen UwU

*slams door open with fiery eyes*
YOU DID THIS TO ME AGAIN

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh! This must be his first one in a while... testosterone supplements and and stress can make you irregular.

*brings Ari a spare tampon*

You'd need something bigger to fit up there.

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh! This must be his first one in a while... testosterone supplements and and stress can make you irregular.

*brings Ari a spare tampon*

*accidentally hits you with the door*
Oh my god I’m so so sorry

 

[ssaannttoo]

*slams door open with fiery eyes*
YOU DID THIS TO ME AGAIN

Chill down girl, you're just having your cramps of the month, so dont cramp my style *slips on shades*

 

[Arishipshape]

Chill down girl, you're just having your cramps of the month, so dont cramp my style *slips on shades*

I’M NOT IN PAIN YOU IDIOT I’M PISSED
FIX THIS

 

[TR273]

*sics the VERMIN-LAWYERS on Meta for not having a license*

*Sics Phoenix Wright on the lawyers for....reasons*
Also thank you for the book, I'll try some of them now.

Yes I sea shanty with a trumpet, question my methods not!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’M NOT IN PAIN YOU IDIOT I’M PISSED
FIX THIS

*is VERY distracted by the jiggly bits*

hooooo momma

 

[Lenago]

I’M NOT IN PAIN YOU IDIOT I’M PISSED
FIX THIS

Sooo i take it you got the BOOBY prize?....ppfftt hahahhaah

 

[Arishipshape]

*is VERY distracted by the jiggly bits*

hooooo momma

*slaps you*
FOCUS

*Sics Phoenix Wright on the lawyers for....reasons*
Also thank you for the book, I'll try some of them now.
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Yes I sea shanty with a trumpet, question my methods not!

Sorry, I’m a tad preoccupied, enjoy the—*averts gaze*

Sooo i take it you got the BOOBY prize?....ppfftt hahahhaah

*Ice Beams*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Ice Beams*

Aye, dont give me the cold shoulder! u look so warm ;w;

 

[TR273]

Sorry, I’m a tad preoccupied, enjoy the—*averts gaze*

*Trumpet noises*

 

[Arishipshape]

Aye, dont give me the cold shoulder! u look so warm ;w;

Give me the antidote!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Trumpet noises*