Lenago
Top hatted fox
No cats eat rats i am not a cata mushroom enters and asks "don't foxes eat rats" before leaving very quickly for its job

No cats eat rats i am not a cata mushroom enters and asks "don't foxes eat rats" before leaving very quickly for its job
*offers catalog of defensive cats for pantries*No cats eat rats i am not a cat
*They reply*I see natural part of your own body and making...
*prepares to sue all gods of creation*
The creator has hit the reset button*They reply*
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*Pounces, gives you obligatory Christmas jumper, hamper of things and a ring that shoots lasers.*[Laura finally returns to rejoin everyone, "uuuuuuuuugh how many days has it been... did I miss Christmas? That forest is IMPOSSIBLE to navigate! I think I'm loosing my touch..."]
The actions of Lenago the fox had vaguely annoyed Ninkilim, Lord Rodent, the god of vermin and teeming creatures. Lenago awoke to discover that his pantry had been turned into a den of baby moles. He was furious, and he demanded that the moles give up the little creatures and be thrown out of the village immediately. “We will not be intimidated by threats, Lenago!” The moles refused to listen to Lenago, and the debate raged. “These are the children of our own species, Lenago, and we are not willing to see them tossed out onto the road.”I see natural part of your own body and making...
*prepares to sue all gods of creation*
Ohai! Merry ratsmaaass~ *much ratwave*[Laura finally returns to rejoin everyone, "uuuuuuuuugh how many days has it been... did I miss Christmas? That forest is IMPOSSIBLE to navigate! I think I'm loosing my touch..."]
*Pounces, gives you obligatory Christmas jumper, hamper of things and a ring that shoots lasers.*
Don't ask where I got that last one from....
Ohai! Merry ratsmaaass~ *much ratwave*
Present, present :3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* :3
*eye twitch*Probably the jewelry section of the Mischief Mart... sorry I couldn't find the Orb of Pondering to help @Arishipshape send a psychic message across time to Kathleen so you could get your collar back.
Speaking of Ari! I saw him there.... with a girl! Her scent was all over him if you can believe that!
EEeee, on the contratry! You have gained the touch. The rat-touch! Get ready for all of the tactile information!*drinks potion* Looks at rat paws...
Well now I know I am loosing my touch... Time to retire! The question is who do I leave on charge of the Mischief Mart...
*turns to look, whiskers twitching in annoyance**eye twitch*
*crossed arms*
So you’ve proven we were in close physical proximity. Your point?
If anyone knows me at all they’ll know I would never.*turns to look, whiskers twitching in annoyance*
She means that you were about to start mating. Trust her, she is a rat. Also, don't interrupt, we're busy. *turns back to stare some more*
That's true, you are always interrupting delightful rodentness for some inane reason. *nodnod*If anyone knows me at all they’ll know I would never.
That's true, you are always interrupting delightful rodentness for some inane reason. *nodnod*
EEeee, on the contratry! You have gained the touch. The rat-touch! Get ready for all of the tactile information!
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*clings to you happily*
Eee, fellow rodent :3
You are so beautiful. Once everyone sees how attractive you now are, I bet everyone will spend all of their money at Mischief Mart, just to get to stare at you lovingly. *stares at you lovingly*
*turns to look, whiskers twitching in annoyance*
She means that you were about to start mating. Trust her, she is a rat. Also, don't interrupt, we're busy. *turns back to stare some more*
-_-Hey, @Arishipshape what about your new girlfriend! She seems like incorruptible and she certainly has access to plenty of fresh fruit to stock stock the shelves! Here give this to her this when you see her next... also... uhhh... apologize about the whole breaking and entering thing... I thought she was evil. >.<
Laura hands Ari and envelope which is very large for her rodent sized body but seems it contains very official documents.]
[Deed to 75% stock of the the mischief mart and some highly classified documents about the internal operations and and company finances.-_-
Assuming you’re referring to Scarlett who is not in any relationships at the moment, I’ll be happy to oblige. Fetch quests may be low exp yields but they’re usually safe. May I ask what’s inside? Perhaps forms for new Mischief Mart proprietors?
[Deed to 75% stock of the the mischief mart and some highly classified documents about the internal operations and and company finances.]
I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, WEALTHY OR OTHERWISECongrats! Your new girlfriend is rich!
I like all of my dear beautiful fellow rodents. I don't have any yogurt, but someone has to have some somewhere! Let's go scavenge, eee :3[I can't believe I fell for that... also when did you start liking me... oh wait... when I drank the potion *eye roll* Have any yogurt?
*sneezes*[I can't believe I fell for that... also when did you start liking me... oh wait... when I drank the potion *eye roll* Have any yogurt?
Also @lenago would be my first choice but I don't want his house curse to spread to the entire chain... hmmmm... @ssaannttoo would be good but I feel running a store might be too much pressure.... Ari's heart is in the right place and he is basically incorruptible but he doesn't know the first thing about mischief... Hey, @Arishipshape what about your new girlfriend! She seems like incorruptible and she certainly has access to plenty of fresh fruit to stock stock the shelves! Here give this to her this when you see her next... also... uhhh... apologize about the whole breaking and entering thing... I thought she was evil. >.<
Laura hands Ari and envelope which is very large for her rodent sized body but seems it contains very official documents.]
Welp, there she goes. How did she get a sail on that lifeboat?[Well! I'm off to Toucan Bay for retirement! See ya! Mom, I'm borrowing you boat!
*winks and blows a kiss before setting sail in the Booty Queen's emergency life boat.*]
HE'S GOT THE CORONA! :O*sneezes*
Welp, there she goes. How did she get a sail on that lifeboat?
*waves* Good luck out there! Remember, when in doubt, scurry!
HE'S GOT THE CORONA! :O