DRGN Juno
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
What if I want a dragon hug?
It'll have to wait a bit.
You’ll have to sleep eventually…
You're right. But thankfully...
*Takes a nap*
*Does not release from your leg*

What if I want a dragon hug?
You’ll have to sleep eventually…
*takes crowbar on loan from @TR273*It'll have to wait a bit.
You're right. But thankfully...
*Takes a nap*
*Does not release from your leg*
*takes crowbar on loan from @TR273*
*attempts to pry you loose*
Oh! I wonder what Sally’s gift was… Should’ve opened it when I didn’t have a dragon magnetically attached to me.
YAS!!!!
I LOVE TO DRINK DA NOODAL SOUP! @w@
*mleleeems*
You’ll have to sleep eventually…
Thank you. No rush, I don’t want to risk any accidents.
…What constitutes dysphoria?
“Charity”? I was under the impression it was a market, as implied by “Mart”.
Nope! Says here everything is sold at a loss. The mission statement is to provide affordable food to the under privledged with a sense of whimsy and not to prosecute any instances of theft since those who would steal food are likely the most desperarly needy. If additional funds are required, I am simply to ask her to sell off more of her share of the treasure she acquired with @lenago years ago. That is why she doesn't want to sell the store to Savings Skunk.
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Maybe I should peruse their catalogue.
*gagues how easy it would be to drag Juno that far*
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Maybe I should peruse their catalogue.
*gagues how easy it would be to drag Juno that far*
Hmm. Well, I’m fairly certain everyone here is willing not to spill the beans. Not all is lost.Oh! That was supposed to be a secret since the artificially low prices put pressure on competitors to... well stay competitive... but if it is seen as a charity people will avoid it since accepting charity comes with stigma due to decades of smear campaigns making accepting help seem like an inscrutable act of weakness and vulnerability... apparently vulpine valley is run by mega corporations now and it is her way of fighting back... I missed a lot...
Oh that is good!Hmm. Well, I’m fairly certain everyone here is willing not to spill the beans. Not all is lost.
Oh. Ummm…Oh that is good!
Hmmm what else.... adult workers in the mischief dens keep all the money they make... entrance fees go to the bouncers.
*grows to full size, screams*(the mushroom characters are not a tf they are different characters)
To quote Meta: omg predationDo you go well on pizza?
Do you go well on pizza?
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(the mushroom characters do play as the prey in rounds because i started this when the rounds were pointlessly one sided)
*stabs at insides*
*stabs at insides*
*sets off hand grenade before dieing and waiting to respawn**Burp*
*sets off hand grenade before dieing and waiting to respawn*
... has not respawned yet![]()
Ooo, free seconds!
*CHOMP*
@Arishipshape*Stirs awake*
A snack? You shouldn't have!
*Eats the crowbar*
*Resumes nap, still clamped to your leg*
*sighs*@Arishipshape
You owe me one crowbar now.