metatherat
Really ratty rat
*tries really hard not to use your armor as an improvised sauna stove*
*finnish monocle flies out of eye socket from shock*
Gaah! Scandalous :O
Predators and Prey
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Gaah! Scandalous :O
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
CHEESY BOIS!*facepaw*
*meanwhile, in the pantry of the sauna house*:
ahh, relaxing <3
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
(*Happy transgender noises* I have no intention of publicly outing myself at a sauna and don't like being pressured to undress more than I am comfortable with. I wear my two-piece swimsuit to the sauna, comes with a swim skirt and fancy top.)
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
*notices lack of squire... helps remove armor*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Eep!
Hehe, th-thank you, but… I don’t have anything else to wear…
*dumps water bucket and ice in cauldron, sits in it*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
You need a squire? I've got this.
SIRE, HE LIVES A GOOD LEAGUE HENCE,
UNDERNEATH A MOUNTAIN,
RIGHT AGAINST THE FOREST FENCE,
BY SAINT AGNES’ FOUNTAIN.
Pretty good, huh!
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Oh! You mind more than me! Here!
*gives smol towel and a stretchy sports bra made from plant based materials*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
metatherat
Really ratty rat
I love that channel <3
Now you're getting into the sauna culture! *rat fingerguns*
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
What? We are about the same size and it's stretchy... it doesn't smell does it?
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
N-no! It just… I’d have to…
*shudders*
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
The disphoria that bad? If you close your eyes I can put it on you so you don't have to think about it?
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
N-no, not disphoria, I just… it’s extremely illegal and unchivalrous for knights to look… or touch… or enjoy so I’m terrified I’m sorry it’s not rational
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
What about the female knights in your order... surely they aren't afraid of their own undergarments.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Well no, obviously not, they’re female! No risk there.
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
For the the time being, male or female, you need the extra chest support to function in combat. You must have noticed that jumping or changing directions quickly without a bra on is uncomfortable at best and outright painful at worst. Man or woman, you have breasts. If you wish, I can get you a binder but it will make breathing difficult during exercise.
Also... I should probably check for lumps standard procedure after a TF to insure no complications.
If you worry about enjoying it I could be rough with them... wait... you might enjoy that more... I'm sorry I don't know what you are into so it is hard to avoid.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*purses lips*
I’m not “into” anything! Twould be most dishonorable. I can tough through worse than a little missing garb!
…
But I’d rather not so meet you somewhere private in 5?
Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Lenago
Top hatted fox
Pops from under the ground and yells*
WHO HERE IS BEEN RESETING!!??? NO RESENTING MEAN NO STICKING RESETTING!!!!
Hummphh!! I took this part time job thinking it would be easy, boy was i wrong WHATS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND RESETING YOUR GAMES!??? SAVE BEFORE CLOSING, ITS NOT THAT HARD!!
i mean the dang alarm have been going non stop all day!! In and out in and out!!....
WHO HERE IS BEEN RESETING!!??? NO RESENTING MEAN NO STICKING RESETTING!!!!
Hummphh!! I took this part time job thinking it would be easy, boy was i wrong WHATS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND RESETING YOUR GAMES!??? SAVE BEFORE CLOSING, ITS NOT THAT HARD!!
i mean the dang alarm have been going non stop all day!! In and out in and out!!....
