Predators and Prey

[Shyy]

*sits, listens quietly*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Goooood morning, gentlemen, ladies, mushrooms, and anyone excluded by those categories.

~Purr~

 

[Arishipshape]

~Purr~

Not you.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Not you.

*Curls up around both of your legs in retaliation*

 

[Foxy Emy]

But I can’t like them, that wouldn’t make sense, wouldn’t be fitting.
Say, where is the Mischief Mart? I’ve never been there.

Hogwash! It would actually be stitched to fit your form quite well... you are allowed to like whatever you like.

 

[TR273]

Well, no… I’m euphemistically referring to the constant discomfort caused by not having the appropriate… you know… undergarments

Solution!
Don't wear undergarments!
And then steer clear of kilts, loose flappy lower body slot clothing and high winds.

 

[Arishipshape]

Hogwash! It would actually be stitched to fit your form quite well... you are allowed to like whatever you like.

I mean yeah, there’s no rule against it, I just couldn’t. Wouldn’t. No masculine male ever liked a dress, except on other people.

 

[Arishipshape]

Solution!
Don't wear undergarments!
And then steer clear of kilts, loose flappy lower body slot clothing and high winds.

-_-
*facepalm*

 

[TR273]

-_-
*facepalm*

*Waters the Face Palm*

 

[Foxy Emy]

I mean yeah, there’s no rule against it, I just couldn’t. Wouldn’t. No masculine male ever liked a dress, except on other people.

I thought you identified as female after your TF. Has that changed again? Do you prefer I stop referring to you as Lady Ari?

Alright! That will make shopping easy! Mens fashion tends to have less accessories, cuts, and colors and most everything matches.

 

[Arishipshape]

I thought you identified as female after your TF. Has that changed again? Do you prefer I stop referring to you as Lady Ari?

I mean, no, it’s not—I’m not—god I’m confused… it didn’t change, you were doing fine.

Alright! That will make shopping easy! Mens fashion tends to have less accessories, cuts, and colors and most everything matches.

Definitely. Convenient. I wouldn’t know what constitutes matching clothing if it smacked me in the face!

 

[DRGN Juno]

I mean, no, it’s not—I’m not—god I’m confused… it didn’t change, you were doing fine.

Definitely. Convenient. I wouldn’t know what constitutes matching clothing if it smacked me in the face!

*Smacks you in the face using colour-keyed underwear*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Smacks you in the face using colour-keyed underwear*

Eww! *slashes the underwear to shreds*
Lemme go!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Eww! *slashes the underwear to shreds*
Lemme go!

 

[Foxy Emy]

I mean, no, it’s not—I’m not—god I’m confused… it didn’t change, you were doing fine.

Definitely. Convenient. I wouldn’t know what constitutes matching clothing if it smacked me in the face!

It is alright dear... (/comforting) Nothing you dislike.

*takes a pice of paper scribbles something and passes it to Ari... it says "I can get a dress for 'myself' that you can try on in private if you aren't ready to do that publicly. Just let me know if there is one you want me 'try on' and I'll get it for you."*

 

[Arishipshape]

It is alright dear... (/comforting) Nothing you dislike.

*takes a pice of paper scribbles something and passes it to Ari... it says "I can get a dress for 'myself' that you can try on in private if you aren't ready to do that publicly. Just let me know if there is one you want me 'try on' and I'll get it for you."*

O_O
*pockets paper* Wow, thanks. That, that means a lot to me.
*lifts leg to go, trips on Juno, falls flat on face*

 

[DRGN Juno]

O_O
*pockets paper* Wow, thanks. That, that means a lot to me.
*lifts leg to go, trips on Juno, falls flat on face*

*Sits on your back*

*Starts purring in your ear*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sits on your back*

*Starts purring in your ear*

-_-
Don’t you have something better to do?

 

[DRGN Juno]

-_-
Don’t you have something better to do?

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Sits on your back*

*Starts purring in your ear*

(Just how big is Juno? That Ari isn't a pancake? Like a pseudodragon or Smaug size cuddly terror?)

 

[Foxy Emy]

-_-
Don’t you have something better to do?

Juno seems to have an eye for color... perhaps he can help us shop... Speaking of... where is the nearest Mischief Mart location? It is pretty big... from what I understand... like... bigger than some castles.

 

[Arishipshape]

Juno seems to have an eye for color... perhaps he can help us shop...

If he agrees not to eat me. Or touch me.

Speaking of... where is the nearest Mischief Mart location? It is pretty big... from what I understand... like... bigger than some castles.

*from the floor*
It will be an epic adventure, discovering what secrets Mischief Mart may hold for the first time!

 

[TR273]

Eww! *slashes the underwear to shreds*
Lemme go!

*Assumes this is an indicated preference for 'lacy' underwear.*

 

[DRGN Juno]

(Just how big is Juno? That Ari isn't a pancake? Like a pseudodragon or Smaug size cuddly terror?)

I dunno. I guess non-anthro Juno would still be about human-sized; nimble enough to curl up around legs and big enough to weigh someone down.

Juno seems to have an eye for color... perhaps he can help us shop... Speaking of... where is the nearest Mischief Mart location? It is pretty big... from what I understand... like... bigger than some castles.

It's true. I have a knack for colour coordination.

If he agrees not to eat me. Or touch me.

Aww, don't say that!

*Kneads your back*

*Purrs, vibrating your everything*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Aww, don't say that!

*Kneads your back*

*Purrs, vibrating your everything*

Think if it as a back massage... might actually feel nice.