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Predators and Prey

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
I dunno. I guess non-anthro Juno would still be about human-sized; nimble enough to curl up around legs and big enough to weigh someone down.

(Big dragon that thinks he is a lap dragon. Got it. ^w^ I've had puppers like that)
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*peeks in*
iu
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Is it RODENT TRANSFIGURATION CONCOTION?
What? No! It is a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION! *nodnod*
Did someone say...SHOPPPING?!?

*Torpedoes out the window in the general direction of the nearest Mischief Mart*
*adds to JUNO NOTES*
Hey @Foxy Emy, I think we’ve got a makeshift Mischief Mart compass! *follows*
*pulls out rat-smartphone*
That's literally the name of the popular unofficial Mischief Mart locator app.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
*Bursts in through the front doors of Mischief Mart*

WHERE <Redacted>?!?

*a startled employee responds*

"The front of the the Mischief Mart is for family friendly, light hearted Mischief. For adult mischief pelated products, enter the Mischief Den(TM) through the rear of the building." His voice cracks almost constantly...
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*a startled employee responds*

"The front of the the Mischief Mart is for family friendly, light hearted Mischief. For adult mischief pelated products, enter the Mischief Den(TM) through the rear of the building." His voice cracks almost constantly...
Well, I’m an adult, so I guess that’s where I should—
Waaaaaait a second
*checks pocket urban dictionary*
Never mind my bad
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
*a startled employee responds*

"The front of the the Mischief Mart is for family friendly, light hearted Mischief. For adult mischief pelated products, enter the Mischief Den(TM) through the rear of the building." His voice cracks almost constantly...

*Trots to the back room*

*Indescribable noises ensue*
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Well, I’m an adult, so I guess that’s where I should—
Waaaaaait a second
*checks pocket urban dictionary*
Never mind my bad

*the Mart is full of different products. In this section at the front there are a variety of devices for whimsical pranks, and party supplies, a map posted at the entrance shows a variety of smaller stores within... including a grocery store, a clothing store, a science & surplus store, a food court, and much more.*

*Trots to the back room*

*Indescribable noises ensue*

Well Juno is distracted for a bit... sounds like he is mid mating dance right now. It is very fascinating... did you know that dragons and birds share many similarities in their mating rituals? It is believed they shared a common, feathery ancestor long ago that performed similar such dances.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*the Mart is full of different products. In this section at the front there are a variety of devices for whimsical pranks, and party supplies, a map posted at the entrance shows a variety of smaller stores within... including a grocery store, a clothing store, a science & surplus store, a food court, and much more.*
Wow! The selection is massive! Here I thought Mischief Mart was like, a niche store for practical jokers. Shoulda checked it out sooner.
Well Juno is distracted for a bit... sounds like he is mid mating dance right now.
O_O
Should we, give him some privacy?
It is very fascinating... did you know that dragons and birds share many similarities in their mating rituals? It is believed they shared a common, feathery ancestor long ago that performed similar such dances.
…I did not know that. That would make sense.
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Well Juno is distracted for a bit... sounds like he is mid mating dance right now. It is very fascinating... did you know that dragons and birds share many similarities in their mating rituals? It is believed they shared a common, feathery ancestor long ago that performed similar such dances.

The door opens slightly, a dragon head poking out carefully as to not show any more than a snout.

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MATING DANCE?!?
 
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