Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
What? They’re fair terms!Aww, don't say that!
*is protected by armor**Kneads your back*
*clatters worse than a traveling kitchen pot caravan**Purrs, vibrating your everything*

What? They’re fair terms!Aww, don't say that!
*is protected by armor**Kneads your back*
*clatters worse than a traveling kitchen pot caravan**Purrs, vibrating your everything*
C-c-c-c-c-ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-an-n-n-n-n-n-n-t h-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ea-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r y-o-o-o-o-o—o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oThink if it as a back massage... might actually feel nice.
Wow! You have a very loud purr! You are quite fond of Lady Ari. ^w^*Purrs, vibrating your everything*
I dunno. I guess non-anthro Juno would still be about human-sized; nimble enough to curl up around legs and big enough to weigh someone down.
*attempts to lure Juno off your leg with a tasty looking dagger**attempts to crawl away from Juno*
*attempts to crawl away from Juno*
*attempts to lure Juno off your leg with a tasty looking dagger*
Tell you what, you can go shopping with us if you get off me.Why's this rug moving?
Meh, don't matter.
*Snooze*
*Snoozing continues*
Is there some kind of a problem you're having? If there is, I bet I can solve it with a POTION :3*attempts to crawl away from Juno*
Is it RODENT TRANSFIGURATION CONCOTION?Is there some kind of a problem you're having? If there is, I bet I can solve it with a POTION :3
Tell you what, you can go shopping with us if you get off me.
Hey @Foxy Emy, I think we’ve got a makeshift Mischief Mart compass! *follows*Did someone say...SHOPPPING?!?
*Torpedoes out the window in the general direction of the nearest Mischief Mart*
What? No! It is a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION! *nodnod*Is it RODENT TRANSFIGURATION CONCOTION?
*adds to JUNO NOTES*Did someone say...SHOPPPING?!?
*Torpedoes out the window in the general direction of the nearest Mischief Mart*
*pulls out rat-smartphone*Hey @Foxy Emy, I think we’ve got a makeshift Mischief Mart compass! *follows*
Wow, I wasn’t even close.What? No! It is a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION! *nodnod*
Well, I do have other stuff, too. Name a problem, and I probably can solve it! Possibly via some sort of rodent transformation, maybe :3Wow, I wasn’t even close.
*tries to keep up with some anthro flies*Here we go! *flies to try and keep up*
*Bursts in through the front doors of Mischief Mart*
WHERE <Redacted>?!?
Well, I’m an adult, so I guess that’s where I should—*a startled employee responds*
"The front of the the Mischief Mart is for family friendly, light hearted Mischief. For adult mischief pelated products, enter the Mischief Den(TM) through the rear of the building." His voice cracks almost constantly...
*a startled employee responds*
"The front of the the Mischief Mart is for family friendly, light hearted Mischief. For adult mischief pelated products, enter the Mischief Den(TM) through the rear of the building." His voice cracks almost constantly...
Well, I’m an adult, so I guess that’s where I should—
Waaaaaait a second
*checks pocket urban dictionary*
Never mind my bad
*Trots to the back room*
*Indescribable noises ensue*
Wow! The selection is massive! Here I thought Mischief Mart was like, a niche store for practical jokers. Shoulda checked it out sooner.*the Mart is full of different products. In this section at the front there are a variety of devices for whimsical pranks, and party supplies, a map posted at the entrance shows a variety of smaller stores within... including a grocery store, a clothing store, a science & surplus store, a food court, and much more.*
O_OWell Juno is distracted for a bit... sounds like he is mid mating dance right now.
…I did not know that. That would make sense.It is very fascinating... did you know that dragons and birds share many similarities in their mating rituals? It is believed they shared a common, feathery ancestor long ago that performed similar such dances.
HA!*a startled employee responds*
"The front of the the Mischief Mart is for family friendly, light hearted Mischief. For adult mischief pelated products, enter the Mischief Den(TM) through the rear of the building." His voice cracks almost constantly...
Well Juno is distracted for a bit... sounds like he is mid mating dance right now. It is very fascinating... did you know that dragons and birds share many similarities in their mating rituals? It is believed they shared a common, feathery ancestor long ago that performed similar such dances.