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Predators and Prey

metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
DRGN Juno said:
The door opens slightly, a dragon head poking out carefully as to not show any more than a snout.

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MATING DANCE?!?
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it was @lenago.
Foxy Emy said:
*the Mart is full of different products. In this section at the front there are a variety of devices for whimsical pranks, and party supplies, a map posted at the entrance shows a variety of smaller stores within... including a grocery store, a clothing store, a science & surplus store, a food court, and much more.*
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*goes to the food court*
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
DRGN Juno said:
The door opens slightly, a dragon head poking out carefully as to not show any more than a snout.

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MATING DANCE?!?
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I'm a doctor! I have treated lots of dragons who tried to rapidly extend their wings mid dance without realizing how little space they have had... it is a fairly common injury. Just be careful! And don't try any moves that are too crazy without stretching first!

Arishipshape said:
Wow! The selection is massive! Here I thought Mischief Mart was like, a niche store for practical jokers. Shoulda checked it out sooner.
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Any ways... I never knew this place existed!

The employee looks at Scarlett...

"You look familiar.... Hey! Your photo was in that one email that got sent out by management!... I didn't read it because I didn't think it was important... just some company wide announcement... something about management blah blah blah..."

Scarlett seems baffled. "What is... email?"
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Arishipshape said:
The E stands for “electronic”, so it is mail sent electronically rather than physically. You can view it on a computer (so long as you’ve got an internet connection).
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Nothing about that sentence made any sense... why would my computer be electronic? The only computer I knew helped me calculate dosage during my apprenticeship but my practice was small enough that I didn't need to hire one and did the work myself.

Also... why would a computer handle mail?
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Foxy Emy said:
Nothing about that sentence made any sense... why would my computer be electronic? The only computer I knew helped me calculate dosage during my apprenticeship but my practice was small enough that I didn't need to hire one and did the work by hand.

Also... why would a computer handle mail?
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Uhhh…
Maybe it’s better if I just show you.
*takes you to the electronics section*
lenago said:
*looks at you*

Ari if that was CAT detector i sweat to the hat gods i will kick your knee
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It wasn’t.
*grabs directly adjacent CAT detector and points at Lenago*
*it also goes off*
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Foxy Emy said:
Nothing about that sentence made any sense... why would my computer be electronic? The only computer I knew helped me calculate dosage during my apprenticeship but my practice was small enough that I didn't need to hire one and did the work myself.

Also... why would a computer handle mail?
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I think you are better off without it.
E-mail is occasionally useful, but mostly it's just a way for people to send you spam...
*Thinks*
...and not the good spam either.
*Shows own e-mail on smartphone*
"Have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault?'
"Hottest singles in your area"
"I am a Nigerian prince who needs help getting 10,000,000 GBP out of my country."
"Get a bigger Pen15 2day!"
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
TR273 said:
I think you are better off without it.
E-mail is occasionally useful, but mostly it's just a way for people to send you spam...
*Thinks*
...and not the good spam either.
*Shows own e-mail on smartphone*
"Have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault?'
"Hottest singles in your area"
"I am a Nigerian prince who needs help getting 10,000,000 GBP out of my country."
"Get a bigger Pen15 2day!"
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Wait! That prince guy needs your help! :O
lenago said:
The dragon came at it hard and fast, what could i do?
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RAT TRANSFORMATION. POTION.
DRGN Juno said:
Exactly. Now if you'll excuse me...

*Trots back to the Mischief Den, followed by a mysteriously floating censor bar*
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*gets a glass of perry at the censor bar*
 
Foxy Emy

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
lenago said:
*looks at you*

Ari if that was CAT detector i sweat to the hat gods i will kick your knee
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I didn't know anyone honored the hat gods any more! I would be fascinated to learn more about your beliefs at a later time.

lenago said:
HELP A NAKED HORNY DRAGON IS RUSHING ME FROM THE FRONT!
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The employee looks at the two of you, "adult mischief is to be kept to the mischief dens in the back... just... I dunno... drag him back there... if you have a problem with the policy you can voice your concerns to my manager..."

Arishipshape said:
Uhhh…
Maybe it’s better if I just show you.
*takes you to the electronics section*

It wasn’t.
*grabs directly adjacent CAT detector and points at Lenago*
*it also goes off*
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TR273 said:
I think you are better off without it.
E-mail is occasionally useful, but mostly it's just a way for people to send you spam...
*Thinks*
...and not the good spam either.
*Shows own e-mail on smartphone*
"Have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault?'
"Hottest singles in your area"
"I am a Nigerian prince who needs help getting 10,000,000 GBP out of my country."
"Get a bigger Pen15 2day!"
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Scarlett is immediately distracted by a protogen shopping for plug ins.

"Wow! I need write this down! Mind if I ask a few questions!" Scarlett asks... taking out a journal...

"Uuuuhhh..." the protogen replies.

"Is the metal a part of your body? What are the bioluminescent dots on your face? How does your species reproduce!" Scarlett throws questions at him faster than he can respond.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Foxy Emy said:
I didn't know anyone honored the hat gods any more! I would be fascinated to learn more about your beliefs at a later time.



The employee looks at the two of you, "adult mischief is to be kept to the mischief dens in the back... just... I dunno... drag him back there... if you have a problem with the policy you can voice your concerns to my manager..."





Scarlett is immediately distracted by a protogen shopping for plug ins.

"Wow! I need write this down! Mind if I ask a few questions!" Scarlett asks... taking out a journal...

"Uuuuhhh..." the protogen replies.

"Is the metal a part of your body? What are the bioluminescent dots on your face? How does your species reproduce!" Scarlett throws questions at him faster than he can respond.
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*Makes toast by holding bread next to the overheating Protogen.*
 
ben909

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
so stuff happened


i told myself i was going to type details for the mushroom characters, bur i ended up playing timberborn all day
 
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