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Predators and Prey

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
brews coffee
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
pours coffee
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*drinks coffee*(mushroom character can now stand up)
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
finishes coffee and closes COFFEE LOG
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
*returns from Mischief Den*

Wow! That was so enlightening! I had no idea there were machine/animal hybrids! I have missed a lot! Protogens are very fascinating!

He even let me sketch a handful of his dongle attachments! Seemed oddly disappointed when I left for some reason...

*Shows incredibly detailed anatomical sketches of protogen [redacted] attachments*

Any way... where were we! Getting @Arishipshape some clothes!
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Haroldo's cafe now has a Art Gallery~

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Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*returns from Mischief Den*

Wow! That was so enlightening! I had no idea there were machine/animal hybrids! I have missed a lot! Protogens are very fascinating!

He even let me sketch a handful of his dongle attachments! Seemed oddly disappointed when I left for some reason...

*Shows incredibly detailed anatomical sketches of protogen [redacted] attachments*

Any way... where were we! Getting @Arishipshape some clothes!
*got lost in Mischief Mart in your absence*
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Where is everyone?

*does a fly over and notices the walking pile of armor in the Top Hat section of the store and swoops down...*

Oh! @lenago! I didn't know you worked here as a top hat salesman! Ari, any hats that you are interested in?
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Where is everyone?

*does a fly over and notices the walking pile of armor in the Top Hat section of the store and swoops down...*
*gasp*
It’s Scarlett! We’re saved!
*rejoicing noises*
Oh! @lenago! I didn't know you worked here as a top hat salesman! Ari, any hats that you are interested in?
Hmm… they’d need pretty large ear holes. Besides, top hats aren’t really my style, wouldn’t wanna infringe on Lenago’s turf.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
*gasp*
It’s Scarlett! We’re saved!
*rejoicing noises*

Hmm… they’d need pretty large ear holes. Besides, top hats aren’t really my style, wouldn’t wanna infringe on Lenago’s turf.
Alright, the women's clothes section is east of here... just past the central food court... I think it is meant to be an extention of the food court in case any moths come in... I guess it is dual purpose? I have no idea how I am.supposed to run this thing. >.<
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
I HAVE BEEN LOST IN THIS DING DANG STORE FOR 3 WEEKS!!
I haven't been gone that long?

*strange quantum device noises coming from a door labeled "Employees only... Equip Hazmat Before Entering."*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Alright, the women's clothes section is east of here... just past the central food court... I think it is meant to be an extention of the food court in case any moths come in... I guess it is dual purpose? I have no idea how I am.supposed to run this thing. >.<
Well if you’re running it at a loss how you run it probably isn’t tooo important.
*follows compass East*

Ahh, women’s clothing, AKA the restricted section. At least it was last week! Hehehehehe
*browses awkwardly, asking dumb questions every few minutes*
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Well if you’re running it at a loss how you run it probably isn’t tooo important.
*follows compass East*

Ahh, women’s clothing, AKA the restricted section. At least it was last week! Hehehehehe
*browses awkwardly, asking dumb questions every few minutes*

*answers dumb questions in a professional and straight forward answers... Reminds Ari the only dumb question is the one you don't ask.*

Oooh! How about these jeans! They would be flattering on your butt.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*answers dumb questions in a professional and straight forward answers... Reminds Ari the only dumb question is the one you don't ask.*

Oooh! How about these jeans! They would be flattering on your butt.
O_O
>_<
No thank you, I’d really rather not call attention to, that. How about something more… conservative?
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
O_O
>_<
No thank you, I’d really rather not call attention to, that. How about something more… conservative?
Like this?

*Holds up daisy dukes*

A wonderful way to conserve cotton!
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Isn’t… the point of clothing… to cover yourself?
Yes. So that you can maintain a healthy body temperature and keep dirt out of you fur... oh! You mean socially! Ummmm... It is a form of passive communication. ^w^

*Thinks for a moment*

Oh! You don't want to signal availability! I can understand not wanting that much attention...

*finds a long, flowy dress*

Hmmm this would look good on me don't you think? *wink wink*
 
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