Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

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"Scarlett is pregnant, too!?"

Wait I thought you said—

"Did you plan to have your children at the same time?"

"Have you picked out a name for your little one?" *the microphone pointed notabley at you rather than Scarlett who is still stammering in shock*

What little one?! I’m a virgin you buffoons!
*rifles through wallet, sifts through Cuteness License, Eeveelution Registration License, Mischief Mart Coffee buy-5-get-1-free Card, finally finds Virgin Card*
See? *presents*

 

[metatherat]

explains in spore books

According to the spore books, there is an ant-sized creature that looks like a wasp. It has a single head, but with multiple eyes. They have no mouth, but they communicate by spraying an extremely acrid substance on their foes. To defend against this creature, a warrior with the 'Thumb of the Giant' must first be sprayed with it by a creature of this size, and in the process of protecting themselves, they inadvertently cause more damage to their opponents with their own 'Thumb of the Giant'.
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Thanks, Textsynth...
*scratches rathead a lot*

 

[metatherat]

haahhh, huooh. Time for me to sleep :3
until tomorrow, fellowfurs

 

[ben909]

also commits sleepytime

 

[Fcomega121]

SFW forum! SFW forum! :O

Eeep!! Sowwy sowwy :0

haahhh, huooh. Time for me to sleep :3
until tomorrow, fellowfurs

Until banannorrow rattato frend @w@

*Flops exhausted on the ground*

I~
Need a little rest too~~

Passes you the bag*

Help yaself~

Oooh pohtaytows!!!

*Munches muches happily *

 

[Arishipshape]

Oooh pohtaytows!!!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Wait I thought you said—

What little one?! I’m a virgin you buffoons!
*rifles through wallet, sifts through Cuteness License, Eeveelution Registration License, Mischief Mart Coffee buy-5-get-1-free Card, finally finds Virgin Card*
See? *presents*

*Yoink*

*Torpedoes out the window with your Virgin Card in my teeth*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Yoink*

*Torpedoes out the window with your Virgin Card in my teeth*

It’s okay, I had it printed in triplicate. They got it on camera anyways.

 

[DRGN Juno]

It’s okay, I had it printed in triplicate. They got it on camera anyways.

Yay! Free things!

 

[Arishipshape]

Yay! Free things!

What use would you have for a virgin card with my name on it?

 

[TR273]

Hey! Why is the pepperoni taking pictures of you?

*gets flooded by paparazzi*

"How do you plan to run the mart"

"What is your business background!"

"Is it true that your girlfriend is foreign nobility!"

"Are you and Ari expecting a heir any time soon!"

*Chases the paparazzi off with a fire extinguisher.*

And wipe your feet next time you come in!!!

*Remembers she was in the middle of trying on new clothes*
Well this is going to be all over the front pages tomorrow.
*Retreats to the changing rooms*

 

[Fcomega121]

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(Exactly my thoughts hahaha, I couldn't fins the video quickly)

 

[DRGN Juno]

What use would you have for a virgin card with my name on it?

Oh, the usual. Mainly tax fraud.

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh, the usual. Mainly tax fraud.

Virgin Card isn’t good enough for ID for taxes!

 

[Foxy Emy]

Wait I thought you said—

What little one?! I’m a virgin you buffoons!
*rifle through wallet, sifts through Cuteness License, Eeveelution Registration License, Mischief Mart Coffee buy-5-get-1-free Card, finally finds Virgin Card*
See? *presents*

"Is your child a demigod!"

"Which diety chose you to bare their child! Was it Laura's ascended counterpart?"

"How did you seduce a god?"

"Did you dip a level into Bard?"

*Someone notices your cuteness license*

"When did you get your License to Cute!"

"Have you ever had to exercise your right to cute!"

*after a moment Mouse pushes himself between the cameras and everyone else*

"Allright Allright! No more questions! Wait for the press release! I'm on security detail here so back off!"

 

[ben909]

peaks back in

...

so if "..." is commited , does the card destroy itself somehow... or can you hide things with enough firepower?

 

[ben909]

also the mushroom characters grow from spores and don't understand what the normal animal character are referencing

 

[TR273]

Virgin Card isn’t good enough for ID for taxes!

Which part of 'Fraud' is confusing you?

 

[Arishipshape]

"Is your child a demigod!"

Wait what??

"Which diety chose you to bare their child! Was it Laura's ascended counterpart?"

Ohhhh…

"How did you seduce a god?"

I didn’t! Look, deity based impregnations still constitute a loss of eligibility for the Virgin Card—

"Did you dip a level into Bard?"

I would never. I am a Paladin through and through.

*Someone notices your cuteness license*

"When did you get your License to Cute!"

It was a clerical error—

"Have you ever had to exercise your right to cute!"

No! I can’t cute!

*after a moment Mouse pushes himself between the cameras and everyone else*

"Allright Allright! No more questions! Wait for the press release! I'm on security detail here so back off!"

*sigh of relief*

Which part of 'Fraud' is confusing you?

The part where Juno is able to do anything with it when it’s my picture and my name on the card.

 

[ben909]

Wait what??

Ohhhh…

I didn’t! Look, deity based impregnations still constitute a loss of eligibility for the Virgin Card—

I would never. I am a Paladin through and through.

It was a clerical error—

No! I can’t cute!

*sigh of relief*

The part where Juno is able to do anything with it when it’s my picture and my name on the card.

although in many circles <the_term_for_bactreia_reproducing> does not cause you to loose the card

 

[ben909]

(cannot spell, tired)

 

[Arishipshape]

although in many circles <the_term_for_bactreia_reproducing> does not cause you to loose the card

Asexual reproduction obviously wouldn’t constitute sex, yes. It’s literally a-sexual

 

[ben909]

Asexual reproduction obviously wouldn’t constitute sex, yes. It’s literally a-sexual

it could be extended to cloneing yourself and other artificial lab based copying methods

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Chases the paparazzi off with a fire extinguisher.*

And wipe your feet next time you come in!!!

*Remembers she was in the middle of trying on new clothes*
Well this is going to be all over the front pages tomorrow.
*Retreats to the changing rooms*

Mouse: *to Sally* Uhhhh.... Thanks! ^w^ Sorry.... don't arrest me. >.< I'm not security... I just wanted help for.... reasons.

*looks at Scarlett and blushes*

Scarlett: Oh! Thanks! You are the protogen that let me draw your [redacted]! Mouse right?

 

[DRGN Juno]

Virgin Card isn’t good enough for ID for taxes!

That's what you think.

Anyway, you owe Lesser Mouseland $45,298,484.01 in back taxes as of your last audit kthxbai