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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Oh! Thanks! You are the protogen that let me draw your [redacted]! Mouse right?
Pssst
Scarlett
Quick tip: it’s not considered socially acceptable to say [redacted] louder than “really quietly”
That's what you think.

Anyway, you owe Lesser Mouseland $45,298,484.01 in back taxes as of your last audit kthxbai
I have no income! How?!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
That's what you think.

Anyway, you owe Lesser Mouseland $45,298,484.01 in back taxes as of your last audit kthxbai
assuming you don't just attack their courthouses
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
sets random mouseland buildings on fire for revenge due to pizzas
 

Maur

Drunken drunk
No matter how old I get I just can't get myself to like champagne.
Euuurgh! It's like sparkling white wine, wth, get this soda away from me and give me a beer.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
hello pap land
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in a dream there were strange candles that could be both lit or ran from batteries, the battery part was dim
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
brews coffee
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
pours and drinks the coffee
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
...
...
resists "omg predation " urge
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*goes to Lesser Mouseland courthouse to get this resolved and also clear up the Cuteness License confusion*
*You are greeted by a scowling judge, who proclaimes you 'Guilty!' and sentences you to death!. Perhaps bothering the courts on a bank holiday was a mistake. Before anyone can move however, a side door opens and a more friendly judge appears, he informs your current judge to:
"Go home granddad! You're not a judge, you're an expired kipper salesman wasting everyone's time!"
Once Granddad has been removed the new judge smiles at you.
"How can I help?"*
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
The morning tabloids read:

"Scarlett, New Owner of Mischief Mart Left @Arishipshape for Mysterious Lover, but Who?"

"Ari Pregnant with Demigod?"

"(@ben909) Sympathy for the Mycelium Resistance Grows in Lesser Mouseland and Building Burn; Scarlett Dons Mushroom Hat In Solidarity"

"Laura's Mom, Sally (@TR273), Chases Away Press With Fire Extinguisher, Security Does Nothing in Shocking Footage"
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*You are greeted by a scowling judge, who proclaimes you 'Guilty!' and sentences you to death!. Perhaps bothering the courts on a bank holiday was a mistake. Before anyone can move however, a side door opens and a more friendly judge appears, he informs your current judge to:
"Go home granddad! You're not a judge, you're an expired kipper salesman wasting everyone's time!"
Once Granddad has been removed the new judge smiles at you.
"How can I help?"*
O_O

So I seem to have someone else’s Cuteness License, and despite not having any cash income, owe thousands in taxes. Just wanted to get that straightened out.
The morning tabloids read:

"Scarlett, New Owner of Mischief Mart Left @Arishipshape for Mysterious Lover, but Who?"

"Ari Pregnant with Demigod?"

"(@ben909) Sympathy for the Mycelium Resistance Grows in Lesser Mouseland and Building Burn; Scarlett Dons Mushroom Hat In Solidarity"

"Laura's Mom, Sally (@TR273), Chases Away Press With Fire Extinguisher, Security Does Nothing in Shocking Footage"
*rips the tabloid over and over*

*sheepishly pays for it*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
O_O

So I seem to have someone else’s Cuteness License, and despite not having any cash income, owe thousands in taxes. Just wanted to get that straightened out.
*The judge checks the cuteness license*
"Yes this is quite obviously a forgery, it's written in crayon on the back of a box of matches."
"Regarding the taxes"
*Checks your ID*
"Ah yes! You don't owe thousands......you owe hundreds of thousands!"
"Pay up."
The morning tabloids read:

"Scarlett, New Owner of Mischief Mart Left @Arishipshape for Mysterious Lover, but Who?"

"Ari Pregnant with Demigod?"

"(@ben909) Sympathy for the Mycelium Resistance Grows in Lesser Mouseland and Building Burn; Scarlett Dons Mushroom Hat In Solidarity"

"Laura's Mom, Sally (@TR273), Chases Away Press With Fire Extinguisher, Security Does Nothing in Shocking Footage"
*Is somewhat surprised by the lack of spin on the story since she was in her knickers when chasing off the press.*
*Sees the PvP Hackrag*
"Booty Queen Fully Exposed In Foamy Fun At Mischief Mart!"
.....
Yep! That's more the journalism I was expecting.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
The judge checks the cuteness license*
"Yes this is quite obviously a forgery, it's written in crayon on the back of a box of matches."
"Regarding the taxes"
*Checks your ID*
"Ah yes! You don't owe thousands......you owe hundreds of thousands!"
"Pay up."
On what income?
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
finishes coffee and closes COFFEE LOG
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
you don't even live in mouseland
Laura walks in, still TFed into a rat, but wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

"But Mischief Mart has subsidiaries in Mouseland and you are... legally speaking Married in Lesser Mouseland by the insistence of one Arlen Newbow."
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Laura walks in, still TFed into a rat, but wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

"But Mischief Mart has subsidiaries in Mouseland and you are... legally speaking Married in Lesser Mouseland by the insistence of one Arlen Newbow."
I should’ve dueled that bastard when I had the chance! Is he just trolling me or does he know about the fake Guifrog marriage incident?
*Judge checks*
"Apparently Stock dividends from BOD FOX and something called 'Bad Dragon .inc'."
I don’t play the stock market! You can have all my stocks I’m supposed to have, that should cover it, if it’s merely the dividends causing the taxation.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
*Judge checks*
"Apparently Stock dividends from BOD FOX and something called 'Bad Dragon .inc'."
[Yuuup... That would be Mischief Mart's share.]
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
I should’ve dueled that bastard when I had the chance! Is he just trolling me or does he know about the fake Guifrog marriage incident?

I don’t play the stock market! You can have all my stocks I’m supposed to have, that should cover it, if it’s merely the dividends causing the taxation.
[Slow down there! Pardon me judge... may I have a moment with my client!]
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*main character draws graffiti on lesser mouselands offical signs to attempt at provoking them*
 
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