Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Oh! Thanks! You are the protogen that let me draw your [redacted]! Mouse right?

Pssst
Scarlett
Quick tip: it’s not considered socially acceptable to say [redacted] louder than “really quietly”

That's what you think.

Anyway, you owe Lesser Mouseland $45,298,484.01 in back taxes as of your last audit kthxbai

I have no income! How?!

 

[ben909]

That's what you think.

Anyway, you owe Lesser Mouseland $45,298,484.01 in back taxes as of your last audit kthxbai

assuming you don't just attack their courthouses

 

[DRGN Juno]

I have no income! How?!

Anything's possible when you lie.

 

[Arishipshape]

Anything's possible when you lie.

*goes to Lesser Mouseland courthouse to get this resolved and also clear up the Cuteness License confusion*

 

[ben909]

sets random mouseland buildings on fire for revenge due to pizzas

 

[Maur]

No matter how old I get I just can't get myself to like champagne.
Euuurgh! It's like sparkling white wine, wth, get this soda away from me and give me a beer.

 

[ben909]

hello pap land
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in a dream there were strange candles that could be both lit or ran from batteries, the battery part was dim

 

[ben909]

brews coffee

 

[ben909]

pours and drinks the coffee

 

[Guifrog]

My mother dreamed that I was riding a giant chicken, to which she asked: "My son, why don't you ride a horse?!", and I responded: "I always liked chicken!"

True thing. I earned a pet chicken as a kid coz I didn't let anyone kill it, so it died of old age

 

[ben909]

...
...
resists "omg predation " urge

 

[TR273]

*goes to Lesser Mouseland courthouse to get this resolved and also clear up the Cuteness License confusion*

*You are greeted by a scowling judge, who proclaimes you 'Guilty!' and sentences you to death!. Perhaps bothering the courts on a bank holiday was a mistake. Before anyone can move however, a side door opens and a more friendly judge appears, he informs your current judge to:
"Go home granddad! You're not a judge, you're an expired kipper salesman wasting everyone's time!"
Once Granddad has been removed the new judge smiles at you.
"How can I help?"*

 

[Foxy Emy]

The morning tabloids read:

"Scarlett, New Owner of Mischief Mart Left @Arishipshape for Mysterious Lover, but Who?"

"Ari Pregnant with Demigod?"

"(@ben909) Sympathy for the Mycelium Resistance Grows in Lesser Mouseland and Building Burn; Scarlett Dons Mushroom Hat In Solidarity"

"Laura's Mom, Sally (@TR273), Chases Away Press With Fire Extinguisher, Security Does Nothing in Shocking Footage"

 

[Arishipshape]

*You are greeted by a scowling judge, who proclaimes you 'Guilty!' and sentences you to death!. Perhaps bothering the courts on a bank holiday was a mistake. Before anyone can move however, a side door opens and a more friendly judge appears, he informs your current judge to:
"Go home granddad! You're not a judge, you're an expired kipper salesman wasting everyone's time!"
Once Granddad has been removed the new judge smiles at you.
"How can I help?"*

O_O
…
So I seem to have someone else’s Cuteness License, and despite not having any cash income, owe thousands in taxes. Just wanted to get that straightened out.

The morning tabloids read:

"Scarlett, New Owner of Mischief Mart Left @Arishipshape for Mysterious Lover, but Who?"

"Ari Pregnant with Demigod?"

"(@ben909) Sympathy for the Mycelium Resistance Grows in Lesser Mouseland and Building Burn; Scarlett Dons Mushroom Hat In Solidarity"

"Laura's Mom, Sally (@TR273), Chases Away Press With Fire Extinguisher, Security Does Nothing in Shocking Footage"

*rips the tabloid over and over*

*sheepishly pays for it*

 

[TR273]

O_O
…
So I seem to have someone else’s Cuteness License, and despite not having any cash income, owe thousands in taxes. Just wanted to get that straightened out.

*The judge checks the cuteness license*
"Yes this is quite obviously a forgery, it's written in crayon on the back of a box of matches."
"Regarding the taxes"
*Checks your ID*
"Ah yes! You don't owe thousands......you owe hundreds of thousands!"
"Pay up."

The morning tabloids read:

"Scarlett, New Owner of Mischief Mart Left @Arishipshape for Mysterious Lover, but Who?"

"Ari Pregnant with Demigod?"

"(@ben909) Sympathy for the Mycelium Resistance Grows in Lesser Mouseland and Building Burn; Scarlett Dons Mushroom Hat In Solidarity"

"Laura's Mom, Sally (@TR273), Chases Away Press With Fire Extinguisher, Security Does Nothing in Shocking Footage"

*Is somewhat surprised by the lack of spin on the story since she was in her knickers when chasing off the press.*
*Sees the PvP Hackrag*
"Booty Queen Fully Exposed In Foamy Fun At Mischief Mart!"
.....
Yep! That's more the journalism I was expecting.

 

[Arishipshape]

The judge checks the cuteness license*
"Yes this is quite obviously a forgery, it's written in crayon on the back of a box of matches."
"Regarding the taxes"
*Checks your ID*
"Ah yes! You don't owe thousands......you owe hundreds of thousands!"
"Pay up."

On what income?

 

[ben909]

On what income?

you don't even live in mouseland

 

[ben909]

finishes coffee and closes COFFEE LOG

 

[Foxy Emy]

you don't even live in mouseland

Laura walks in, still TFed into a rat, but wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

"But Mischief Mart has subsidiaries in Mouseland and you are... legally speaking Married in Lesser Mouseland by the insistence of one Arlen Newbow."

 

[TR273]

On what income?

*Judge checks*
"Apparently Stock dividends from BOD FOX and something called 'Bad Dragon .inc'."

 

[Arishipshape]

Laura walks in, still TFed into a rat, but wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

"But Mischief Mart has subsidiaries in Mouseland and you are... legally speaking Married in Lesser Mouseland by the insistence of one Arlen Newbow."

I should’ve dueled that bastard when I had the chance! Is he just trolling me or does he know about the fake Guifrog marriage incident?

*Judge checks*
"Apparently Stock dividends from BOD FOX and something called 'Bad Dragon .inc'."

I don’t play the stock market! You can have all my stocks I’m supposed to have, that should cover it, if it’s merely the dividends causing the taxation.

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Judge checks*
"Apparently Stock dividends from BOD FOX and something called 'Bad Dragon .inc'."

[Yuuup... That would be Mischief Mart's share.]

 

[Foxy Emy]

I should’ve dueled that bastard when I had the chance! Is he just trolling me or does he know about the fake Guifrog marriage incident?

I don’t play the stock market! You can have all my stocks I’m supposed to have, that should cover it, if it’s merely the dividends causing the taxation.

[Slow down there! Pardon me judge... may I have a moment with my client!]

 

[ben909]

*main character draws graffiti on lesser mouselands offical signs to attempt at provoking them*

 

[Arishipshape]

[Slow down there! Pardon me judge... may I have a moment with my client!]

You’re a lawyer, Laura??
Ooh, alliteration.