Predators and Prey

[Foxy Emy]

You’re a lawyer, Laura??
Ooh, alliteration.

[More or less. I was given an honorary Juris Doctoarte in Vulpine Valley for my work setting up Mischief Mart.

Took some law exams and passed... sooo... I guess? Anyways... I saw you and Scarlett supposedly got married... turns out it was applied for at a human court and someone named Arlen got it recognized here since Lesser Mouseland recognizes Marriage in any country.]

 

[Arishipshape]

[More or less. I was given an honorary Juris Doctoarte in Vulpine Valley for my work setting up Mischief Mart.

Took some law exams and passed... sooo... I guess? Anyways... I saw you and Scarlett supposedly got married... turns out it was applied for at a human court and someone named Arlen got it recognized here since Lesser Mouseland recognizes Marriage in any country.]

I never said “I do” and never signed any marriage contracts, so I can’t imagine this’ll be difficult to resolve.

 

[ben909]

pretty sure people can be married to more the one person in these lands

 

[ben909]

mushroom character still barely gets it though

 

[Arishipshape]

pretty sure people can be married to more the one person in these lands

Luckily that won’t be an issue for me as I haven’t been married legitimately once, much less twice.

 

[TR273]

I don’t play the stock market! You can have all my stocks I’m supposed to have, that should cover it, if it’s merely the dividends causing the taxation.

*The judge gives you an arch look*
"Careful, that's two contradictory statements you just made, either you have no stocks, in which case you have none to pay with, or you do have the stocks in which case you do play that stock market"

[Slow down there! Pardon me judge... may I have a moment with my client!]

"Please do."

 

[Arishipshape]

*The judge gives you an arch look*
"Careful, that's two contradictory statements you just made, either you have no stocks, in which case you have none to pay with, or you do have the stocks in which case you do play that stock market"

I have no stocks, but if I did have stocks, the stocks themselves would easily compensate for any taxation on dividends the stocks paid. Thus, by “giving you all my stocks”, I am paying any debts I owe, as if I have stocks, it’s more than I owe, and if I don’t have stocks, I don’t owe anything.

 

[Foxy Emy]

I have no stocks, but if I did have stocks, the stocks themselves would easily compensate for any taxation on dividends the stocks paid. Thus, by “giving you all my stocks”, I am paying any debts I owe, as if I have stocks, it’s more than I owe, and if I don’t have stocks, I don’t owe anything.

[Your Honorable Mousiness, please forgive my client's confusion as she was unaware of her recent marriage in the human lands under the pretense of canoodling. Given that she did not apply for a marriage license herself, I humbly request a week of discovery to find the parties involved and establish witnesses.]

 

[Izzy4895]

*Izzy reads about a New Year’s Spanking festival.*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Izzy reads about a New Year’s Spanking festival.*

Scarlett: What is that? *grabs notebook to add new holiday traditions to*

 

[Arishipshape]

[Your Honorable Mousiness, please forgive my client's confusion as she was unaware of her recent marriage in the human lands under the pretense of canoodling. Given that she did not apply for a marriage license herself, I humbly request a week of discovery to find the parties involved and establish witnesses.]

Canoodling!? I plead innocent! I would never!

 

[Foxy Emy]

Canoodling!? I plead innocent! I would never!

[Lesser Mouseland has no such laws against canoodling so you are wasting your time. Your options are to invalidate the canoodling claim in a human court to have the marriage nullified as though it never existed or to divorce Scarlett here in Lesser Mouseland... you get half of her 75% share of the Mart but also half of the back taxes in Lesser Mouseland... or I could just pay the debt and you go about your business. You will still be officially Married... which may feed the Rumor Mill if you don't make public appearances with her.. buuuuut.... you can get all the pretty dresses you could want at the Mart. :3 I saw you knock that black dress into the cart... it suits you... you'd look nice in it.]

 

[TR273]

[Your Honorable Mousiness, please forgive my client's confusion as she was unaware of her recent marriage in the human lands under the pretense of canoodling. Given that she did not apply for a marriage license herself, I humbly request a week of discovery to find the parties involved and establish witnesses.]

"In view of the facts presented and the fact I would like to get to the pub before closing time, the court agrees."
*Judge leaps to his feet and hurries to his favourite drinking establishment 'The Salty Seaman'.*
(A nautical themed pub by the docks, so stop sniggering at the back!)

 

[Arishipshape]

[Lesser Mouseland has no such laws against canoodling so you are wasting your time. Your options are to invalidate the canoodling claim in a human court to have the marriage nullified as though it never existed or to divorce Scarlett here in Lesser Mouseland...

Whaaaa!? You can’t just say someone’s married on account of an accusation of canoo—
*remembers that’s pretty much how it worked back home*
*seeths*
Guess I’ve got a courtroom drama to prepare for. I’ll get my old cravat out of the basement.

you get half of her 75% share of the Mart but also half of the back taxes in Lesser Mouseland... or I could just pay the debt and you go about your business.

No, I can’t let you do that, I’ll have to talk to Scarlett about getting that paid and/or out of my name. I couldn’t run a “mischief” market to save my life!

You will still be officially Married... which may feed the Rumor Mill if you don't make public appearances with her.. buuuuut.... you can get all the pretty dresses you could want at the Mart. :3 I saw you knock that black dress into the cart... it suits you... you'd look nice in it.]

Th-that wasn’t for me. Ask Scarlett. She’s gonna undo the TF any day now anyways.
*looks shiftily*

 

[ben909]

uses holograms to make it look like there is a riot in mouseland

 

[Foxy Emy]

Whaaaa!? You can’t just say someone’s married on account of an accusation of canoo—
*remembers that’s pretty much how it worked back home*
*seeths*
Guess I’ve got a courtroom drama to prepare for. I’ll get my old cravat out of the basement.

[I doubt it will button properly with your newly acquired bust.]

No, I can’t let you do that, I’ll have to talk to Scarlett about getting that paid and/or out of my name. I couldn’t run a “mischief” market to save my life!

[You would be a shareholder... not CEO. You just have to act important. Not actually do anything]

Th-that wasn’t for me. Ask Scarlett. She’s gonna undo the TF any day now anyways.
*looks shiftily*

[Yeah... that dress isn't her size. If she bought it, she bought it for you. Plus, you need some feminine formalware for your appearance in a human court. You will have an uphill battle as is being a female glaceon contesting accusations of canoodling brought on by a human male. You gotta dress for success. Or you could do the chivalrous thing and ask how she wants to handle things since she will probably be the star witness in your favor.... and is technically your spouse... AND may just be too overwhelmed by the drama. Poor girl...]

 

[Arishipshape]

[I doubt it will button properly with your newly acquired bust.]

*recoils*
Fudge!

[You would be a shareholder... not CEO. You just have to act important. Not actually do anything]

I mean, I guess that would be fine, but it’s still hardly right to own shares so illicitly gotten.

[Yeah... that dress isn't her size. If she bought it, she bought it for you.

*sweats*
M-maybe it was an accident?

Plus, you need some feminine formalware for your appearance in a human court. You will have an uphill battle as is being a female glaceon contesting accusations of canoodling brought on by a human male. You gotta dress for success.

Or I could schedule the date for after the TF is reversed!

Or you could do the chivalrous thing and ask how she wants to handle things since she will probably be the star witness in your favor....

I was just about to go look for her, on my honor.

and is technically your spouse...

Not really!

AND may just be too overwhelmed by the drama. Poor girl...]

Fair enough. I’ll do all the objecting and pointing for her.

Have you seen her around?

 

[Maur]

*drunk human noises*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*recoils*
Fudge!

I mean, I guess that would be fine, but it’s still hardly right to own shares so illicitly gotten.

*sweats*
M-maybe it was an accident?

Or I could schedule the date for after the TF is reversed!

I was just about to go look for her, on my honor.

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Not really!

Fair enough. I’ll do all the objecting and pointing for her.

Have you seen her around?

[Saw her go towards her castle... assume she is hiding from the press... and you have no idea how long it will take to reverse... we can delay for a while but not forever.... oh and that dress was no accident... she's been around long enough that she would know her dresses need openings for her wings by the shoulders... and I like watching you get flustered about it! It is almost as good as cheese! Did I say cheese? I meant CHEESE! Oof... I think this TF is messing with my head.. I can't stop thinking about cheese... it is very distracting. ]

 

[Arishipshape]

[Saw her go towards her castle... assume she is hiding from the press...

Understandable.

and you have no idea how long it will take to reverse... we can delay for a while but not forever....

I’m fine with waiting till the last second.

oh and that dress was no accident... she's been around long enough that she would know her dresses need openings for her wings by the shoulders...

They don’t just make dresses with wing-holes, they’d have to be tailored anyways!

and I like watching you get flustered about it! It is almost as good as cheese!

I’m not flustered! I know exactly what I’m saying! Ask anyone in PvP, dresses aren’t a thing for me!

Did I say cheese? I meant CHEESE! Oof... I think this TF is messing with my head.. I can't stop thinking about cheese... it is very distracting. ]

*offers Gouda in exchange for admitting the dress isn’t for me*

*goes in Scarlett’s castle’s general direction, aided by compass and newly created map*

 

[TR273]

[Saw her go towards her castle... assume she is hiding from the press... and you have no idea how long it will take to reverse... we can delay for a while but not forever.... oh and that dress was no accident... she's been around long enough that she would know her dresses need openings for her wings by the shoulders... and I like watching you get flustered about it! It is almost as good as cheese! Did I say cheese? I meant CHEESE! Oof... I think this TF is messing with my head.. I can't stop thinking about cheese... it is very distracting. ]

 

[metatherat]

*Izzy reads about a New Year’s Spanking festival.*

Dreamily.ai, GO!

Izzy the fox looked forward to attending the spanking festival. At the last year's festival, his butt had been thoroughly spanked, and at this year's he was excited for a chance to experience it himself. The fox ran through the field towards where the spanking booths were located with an eagerness to see what his ass would get. He could barely contain his excitement at the prospect of getting a good spank. His tail wagged eagerly and a mischievous grin crept on to his face when he spotted one of the stalls being used for spanking booths. As soon as he got close enough, he began sniffing around the area and trying to find some other foxes nearby to join in on the fun.
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Sounds accurate

[Saw her go towards her castle... assume she is hiding from the press... and you have no idea how long it will take to reverse... we can delay for a while but not forever.... oh and that dress was no accident... she's been around long enough that she would know her dresses need openings for her wings by the shoulders... and I like watching you get flustered about it! It is almost as good as cheese! Did I say cheese? I meant CHEESE! Oof... I think this TF is messing with my head.. I can't stop thinking about cheese... it is very distracting. ]

*looks up from a pile of cheese*
*fans whiskers*
Hmm, thinking of cheese, no doubt. I wish I had some cheese.

oh well. Back to the cheese.

(still at work! hii, fellowfurs, hii!)

 

[Lenago]

Passing by here to wish everyone a happy new year

*blows party popper* hope everyone is having a fun passing~

 

[Lenago]

*is greedly munching on cronquenbouch*

Much munch slurp slurp munch

 

[DRGN Juno]

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I never said “I do” and never signed any marriage contracts, so I can’t imagine this’ll be difficult to resolve.

Yes you did. Look, you even used your Virgin Card to prove it!

*Shows MARRIAGE PAPERWORK WITH VIRGIN CARD PHOTOCOPY*