ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
gets gloves and aids in rebootHummm...*pulls your tongue to turn you off and then on again*

gets gloves and aids in rebootHummm...*pulls your tongue to turn you off and then on again*
*eyes appear black and a peculiar logo seems to unfold in each before I regain consciousness*Hummm...*pulls your tongue to turn you off and then on again*
......*places a bluethooth on your mouth and runs of to get a controler**eyes appear black and a peculiar logo seems to unfold in each before I regain consciousness*
SEEGAAAAAA-
*puts hands over mouth and blinks; eyes get back to normal*
*spits bluetooth at you*......*places a bluethooth on your mouth and runs of to get a controler*
OHHHH sonic the hedgehog 3~ *starts playing*
Humm ok ok but i wonder...*spits bluetooth at you*
I'm awfully sorry, but I'M NOT A GENESIS CONSOLE
*You see Sonic falling into the pit and losing his last life; game over screen ensues*
*is so irritated that a black cloud forms above me with lightnings and thunder*Humm ok ok but i wonder...
*boops your nose and it boots up super mario world*
Ohhh SWEET!
*Starts playing*
Awww man this is one of those hard KAIZO Mario hacks*is so irritated that a black cloud forms above me with lightnings and thunder*
*attempts controlling your game with my neurones and mods it so a hundred koopas attack you at once*
*gasp**is so irritated that a black cloud forms above me with lightnings and thunder*
*attempts controlling your game with my neurones and mods it so a hundred koopas attack you at once*
*Luigi becomes a playable character but turns into a three-legged alien called Toejam; Mario turns into a huge alien with polka-dotted shorts called Earl; the enemies turn into earthlings, and the question mark boxes into random presents with random items; there's 25 procedurally-generated levels to go through, and you will have to face the boogie man, the wasps, the cyclone, the ice cream truck, and find all the lost pieces of your spaceship to get back to planet Funkotron in order to finish the game**gasp*
Wait, you can do that?
*boops your nose to reboot*
Make the game into a classical roguelike :3
But we already had Toejam & Earl....! Also T&E had no permadeath. And no keyboardful of command keys. Oh well, it has procedural generation...*Luigi becomes a playable character but turns into a three-legged alien called Toejam; Mario turns into a huge alien with polka-dotted shorts called Earl; the enemies turn into earthlings, and the question mark boxes into random presents with random items; there's 25 procedurally-generated levels to go through, and you will have to face the boogie man, the wasps, the cyclone, the ice cream truck, and find all the lost pieces of your spaceship to get back to planet Funkotron in order to finish the game*
What? I can't recall having played any RPG of that sort... but it's roguelike! And it's classical!
*starts playing, gets my tail kicked once more**Luigi becomes a playable character but turns into a three-legged alien called Toejam; Mario turns into a huge alien with polka-dotted shorts called Earl; the enemies turn into earthlings, and the question mark boxes into random presents with random items; there's 25 procedurally-generated levels to go through, and you will have to face the boogie man, the wasps, the cyclone, the ice cream truck, and find all the lost pieces of your spaceship to get back to planet Funkotron in order to finish the game*
What? I can't recall having played any RPG of that sort... but it's roguelike! And it's classical!
*eats the ice cream**starts playing, gets my tail kicked once more*
....guiiiii buddyyyy mind sparing a extra life again for me bud?...i just got hit by a ice cream truck...
I mean, if you insist~ *reduces life amount to 1*But we already had Toejam & Earl....! Also T&E had no permadeath. And no keyboardful of command keys. Oh well, it has procedural generation...
*plays T&E*
Just how did I become a public arcade machine again... You better ask meta, but now he's got a single life*starts playing, gets my tail kicked once more*
....guiiiii buddyyyy mind sparing a extra life again for me bud?...i just got hit by a ice cream truck...
When in doubt, spam the 'A' button!I mean, if you insist~ *reduces life amount to 1*
Just how did I become a public arcade machine again... You better ask meta, but now he's got a single life
*I arise from the container, covered with ice cream**Izzy sees an open ice cream container with little rat pawprints on the surface of the ice cream.*
Hey! The game was not balanced for that!I mean, if you insist~ *reduces life amount to 1*
Just how did I become a public arcade machine again... You better ask meta, but now he's got a single life
When in doubt, spam the 'A' button!
Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam!!!!!!!!
*Makes it to Lvl 80, fails the boss fight with the Rogue Nuns.*
"In view of the facts presented and the fact I would like to get to the pub before closing time, the court agrees."
*Judge leaps to his feet and hurries to his favourite drinking establishment 'The Salty Seaman'.*
(A nautical themed pub by the docks, so stop sniggering at the back!)
Yeppep, you need to take care as a smol ratto. On the rat-handsitive side, a little liquor goes a long way. As a protip, you can go over to, say, Rhino Ridge and get a lot of liquor for super cheaply :3[*Laura returns, hung over* I can't handle my liquor as rat... I drank the judge's Salty Seaman... wait that's not right... *ow my head* I drank AT the judge's Salty Seaman over new years. We had a LOT of cheese together.... a lot of cheese! Did you know they have craft Swiss Vodka... as in cheese alcohol in Mouseland ... it is great. owwwwww]
(Was the trainee maid a cat?)*Izzy spanks a trainee maid for breaking a vase.*![]()