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Predators and Prey

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
gives OUTSIDE 20.2.2 a 1.5 star review
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
......*places a bluethooth on your mouth and runs of to get a controler*

OHHHH sonic the hedgehog 3~ *starts playing*
*spits bluetooth at you*
I'm awfully sorry, but I'M NOT A GENESIS CONSOLE
*You see Sonic falling into the pit and losing his last life; game over screen ensues*
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
Humm ok ok but i wonder...

*boops your nose and it boots up super mario world*

Ohhh SWEET!

*Starts playing*
*is so irritated that a black cloud forms above me with lightnings and thunder*
*attempts controlling your game with my neurones and mods it so a hundred koopas attack you at once*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
wonders if the game is just a illusion caused by toxins
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
*gasp*
Wait, you can do that?
*boops your nose to reboot*
Make the game into a classical roguelike :3
*Luigi becomes a playable character but turns into a three-legged alien called Toejam; Mario turns into a huge alien with polka-dotted shorts called Earl; the enemies turn into earthlings, and the question mark boxes into random presents with random items; there's 25 procedurally-generated levels to go through, and you will have to face the boogie man, the wasps, the cyclone, the ice cream truck, and find all the lost pieces of your spaceship to get back to planet Funkotron in order to finish the game*
What? I can't recall having played any RPG of that sort... but it's roguelike! And it's classical!
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*Luigi becomes a playable character but turns into a three-legged alien called Toejam; Mario turns into a huge alien with polka-dotted shorts called Earl; the enemies turn into earthlings, and the question mark boxes into random presents with random items; there's 25 procedurally-generated levels to go through, and you will have to face the boogie man, the wasps, the cyclone, the ice cream truck, and find all the lost pieces of your spaceship to get back to planet Funkotron in order to finish the game*
What? I can't recall having played any RPG of that sort... but it's roguelike! And it's classical!
But we already had Toejam & Earl....! Also T&E had no permadeath. And no keyboardful of command keys. Oh well, it has procedural generation...
*plays T&E*
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
*Luigi becomes a playable character but turns into a three-legged alien called Toejam; Mario turns into a huge alien with polka-dotted shorts called Earl; the enemies turn into earthlings, and the question mark boxes into random presents with random items; there's 25 procedurally-generated levels to go through, and you will have to face the boogie man, the wasps, the cyclone, the ice cream truck, and find all the lost pieces of your spaceship to get back to planet Funkotron in order to finish the game*
What? I can't recall having played any RPG of that sort... but it's roguelike! And it's classical!
*starts playing, gets my tail kicked once more*

....guiiiii buddyyyy mind sparing a extra life again for me bud?...i just got hit by a ice cream truck...
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
But we already had Toejam & Earl....! Also T&E had no permadeath. And no keyboardful of command keys. Oh well, it has procedural generation...
*plays T&E*
I mean, if you insist~ *reduces life amount to 1*
*starts playing, gets my tail kicked once more*

....guiiiii buddyyyy mind sparing a extra life again for me bud?...i just got hit by a ice cream truck...
Just how did I become a public arcade machine again... You better ask meta, but now he's got a single life
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I mean, if you insist~ *reduces life amount to 1*

Just how did I become a public arcade machine again... You better ask meta, but now he's got a single life
When in doubt, spam the 'A' button!
Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam!!!!!!!!
*Makes it to Lvl 80, fails the boss fight with the Rogue Nuns.*
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*Izzy sees an open ice cream container with little rat pawprints on the surface of the ice cream.*
*I arise from the container, covered with ice cream*
mwaah hah hah haaahhh
...by which I mean, hi, Izzy! :3
I mean, if you insist~ *reduces life amount to 1*

Just how did I become a public arcade machine again... You better ask meta, but now he's got a single life
Hey! The game was not balanced for that!
....so it's actually a lot like a classical roguelike now, thank you!
*gets run over by the same ambulance*
...o. *boops nose*
*inserts Fatal Labyrinth*
When in doubt, spam the 'A' button!
Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam!!!!!!!!
*Makes it to Lvl 80, fails the boss fight with the Rogue Nuns.*
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Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
"In view of the facts presented and the fact I would like to get to the pub before closing time, the court agrees."
*Judge leaps to his feet and hurries to his favourite drinking establishment 'The Salty Seaman'.*
(A nautical themed pub by the docks, so stop sniggering at the back!)

[*Laura returns, hung over* I can't handle my liquor as rat... I drank the judge's Salty Seaman... wait that's not right... *ow my head* I drank AT the judge's Salty Seaman over new years. We had a LOT of cheese together.... a lot of cheese! Did you know they have craft Swiss Vodka... as in cheese alcohol in Mouseland ... it is great. owwwwww]
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
[*Laura returns, hung over* I can't handle my liquor as rat... I drank the judge's Salty Seaman... wait that's not right... *ow my head* I drank AT the judge's Salty Seaman over new years. We had a LOT of cheese together.... a lot of cheese! Did you know they have craft Swiss Vodka... as in cheese alcohol in Mouseland ... it is great. owwwwww]
Yeppep, you need to take care as a smol ratto. On the rat-handsitive side, a little liquor goes a long way. As a protip, you can go over to, say, Rhino Ridge and get a lot of liquor for super cheaply :3
*Izzy spanks a trainee maid for breaking a vase.* :p
(Was the trainee maid a cat?) :p
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
@lenago.... Did I do.... anything embarrassing at the Salty Seman?
 
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