Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

Still not quite in the ballpark, sorry.

Ya still have to pay pal or i will call the cops

 

[Arishipshape]

Ya still have to pay pal or i will call the cops

And I will politely explain that I didn’t order half the stuff you’re trying to push on me. Besides, law enforcement has never been particularly effective around here, much to my chagrin.

 

[Lenago]

And I will politely explain that I didn’t order half the stuff you’re trying to push on me. Besides, law enforcement has never been particularly effective around here, much to my chagrin.

They have on me!

*rubs my head bumps*

 

[Lenago]

Well i am off for the night~ Ciao

 

[Fcomega121]

Well i am off for the night~ Ciao

Ciao In la mattina mio dolce volpe!!

Sleep welll!!! :3

 

[DRGN Juno]

And I will politely explain that I didn’t order half the stuff you’re trying to push on me. Besides, law enforcement has never been particularly effective around here, much to my chagrin.

Nonsense. This place is as safe as it needs to be.

*Curls up around your leg*

*Starts rooting around for your wallet*

 

[TR273]

He said:

" Its because they "GNO-ME" well"

Ppppffttt hehehe

*A mob of drunken hecklers surround you and pelt you with Shakespearean quotes.*

 

[TR273]

Now hold on, you can’t own air or an accent! And I never requested a dress up or a fruit salad! I’ll grudgingly pay for the pizza and pineapple but you’ve no right to the rest.

*Holds up an advertisement*
"Why are you still paying for things?"

"Just raid the pantry like the rest of us."

(*The ad brought to you by the International Society of Scroungers, Freebooters, Ragamuffins and Plunderers, @lenago 's Pantry Lodge.)

 

[Lenago]

*Holds up an advertisement*
"Why are you still paying for things?"

"Just raid the pantry like the rest of us."

(*The ad brought to you by the International Society of Scroungers, Freebooters, Ragamuffins and Plunderers, @lenago 's Pantry Lodge.)

Hoy!!

Whos the scrounger, freebooter, regamuffins...humm muffins~ and plunderers responsible for this ad!?

 

[Guifrog]

*Holds up an advertisement*
"Why are you still paying for things?"

"Just raid the pantry like the rest of us."

(*The ad brought to you by the International Society of Scroungers, Freebooters, Ragamuffins and Plunderers, @lenago 's Pantry Lodge.)

*currently eating ragamuffins*
*made of chocolate, shaped like cat*

 

[Lenago]

*currently eating ragamuffins*
*made of chocolate, shaped like cat*

Eekk my fox shaped muffins!

 

[Guifrog]

Eekk my fox shaped muffins!

Excuse moi? *stares at my snack again, squints, blinks, tilts head to one side, then to the other, rotates it 360 degrees, stretches eye out and closer to it with a monocle*
Why does it look so much like a ragamuffin cat to me?
*monocle-eye turns to your direction*
And so much like you?

 

[TR273]

Hoy!!

Whos the scrounger, freebooter, regamuffins...humm muffins~ and plunderers responsible for this ad!?

*Shows membership card*
It was a group effort.

 

[Lenago]

Excuse moi? *stares at my snack again, squints, blinks, tilts head to one side, then to the other, rotates it 360 degrees, stretches eye out and closer to it with a monocle*
Why does it look so much like a ragamuffin cat to me?
*monocle-eye turns to your direction*
And so much like you?

Ohh i will ragamuffin your tongue you muffin munching blueberry jumper!

 

[Lenago]

*Shows membership card*
It was a group effort.

*glares*

 

[metatherat]

Good night little buddy

*puts a little blanket over you, and a bit of cheese under your pillow*

*wakes up*
Ee, a blanket, snugglyy~
*rattily enjoys the snug, confined space*
Ee, and my nose tells me there is cheese nearby! *cheese-locate, cheese-eat* :3
omnomnom.... ee, I got foods.... the rat life.... :3

Freebooters

*galumphs in, wearing tiny scavenged boots*
Check these out! And they were free!

 

[Guifrog]

Ohh i will ragamuffin your tongue you muffin munching blueberry jumper!

OH nonono, no you w- *swallows cattamuffin, rolls hanging long tongue into a spiral and into the mouth, shutting it with both hands, and shaking head* mm-mm, mmmmph!

 

[TR273]

*glares*

*Sprays with 'Anti-Glare' coating*

 

[Lenago]

OH nonono, no you w- *swallows cattamuffin, rolls hanging long tongue into a spiral and into the mouth, shutting it with both hands, and shaking head* mm-mm, mmmmph!

..... *takes out a giant feather from my hat and starts to tickle you*

*Sprays with 'Anti-Glare' coating*

Were do people keep buying that?

 

[Guifrog]

..... *takes out a giant feather from my hat and starts to tickle you*

*attempts to bite tongue still with my mouth shut, but am a toothless frog, so it pops out from inbetween my fingers* MMMPPHHHHHOEHEHEKEKEGYAHHAAAHA NOOOOOOOO STOP IT

 

[metatherat]

Were do people keep buying that?

*points across the street, at the ANTI-GLARE COATING SUPERSTORE*
*there are posters all over the windows saying things like "ANTI-GLARE COATING AVAILABLE HERE" and "WANT SOME ANTI-GLARE COATING?? WE SELL IT!!"*

 

[Lenago]

*attempts to bite tongue still with my mouth shut, but am a toothless frog, so it pops out from inbetween my fingers* MMMPPHHHHHOEHEHEKEKEGYAHHAAAHA NOOOOOOOO STOP IT

*pulls on your tongue while you laugh*

 

[Guifrog]

*pulls on your tongue while you laugh*

*it extends 100 meters onwards, sprawling all over the floor*
Uuugghhhh youf jerkf.... do youf knowf howf longf itf takesf to cleanf allf of thisf, I betf youf don'tf... *gets my tonguebrush and starts brushing while walking and slowly retracting the clean part of my tongue*

 

[metatherat]

*it extends 100 meters onwards, sprawling all over the floor*
Uuugghhhh youf jerkf.... do youf knowf howf longf itf takesf to cleanf allf of thisf, I betf youf don'tf... *gets my tonguebrush and starts brushing while walking and slowly retracting the clean part of my tongue*

oo, taste anything good?
*also experimentally licks the floor*
*it tastes vaguely of frog tongue*

 

[metatherat]

Welp, I'm off to work! Later, fellowfurs
*rat-leap*