Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

juggle sardines?
yuck!! I prefer my sandwiches without sardines thanks! >~<

....
wwaaaait...
why is your hat so wiggly today?
*sees your hat wiggle around in your head and notices your ears aren't there* :O

*reads your lips*
....no sorry dear i dont have a VCR

 

[ScaratheWolf]

my last summer camp in Girl Scouts, I had a burning passion to tie loose ends and show everyone wrong. So I trained for a year counting down the days until camp. So, summer camp finally came. All week people poked fun at me (I had died part of my hair blue and was wearing a breast flattener because guys were pervs) I'd just turn and smirk. Finally, Challenge day came. You see Challenge day was built to test every part of your skills. Physical and mental skills were put to the hardest tests that they could come up with. The first event was a 5-mile run, I placed first and set a camp record at 23mins and 14secs. The 2nd event was the Clay Pigeon shooting, I placed first hitting 75/76 of the shots I took. 3rd event was a rock-climbing contest, I placed first landing a 7min time and set a camp record. 4th event was Rifle, I placed 2nd, but I landed a bullseye from 200 yards, proned. the 5th event was Archery, I placed 1st. the 6th was a kayak race for 25 miles. Did it in 3hrs and 48mins. and the last event was a push-up contest, you basically did push-ups until you dropped I did 634 before I fell and I placed first. All of this is true and my troopmates can verify it!
if you like my stories DM me and I can tell you more

 

[Fcomega121]

*reads your lips*
....no sorry dear i dont have a VCR

owww ;w;
it makes sense, you don't have ears to keep it on place on the first place 0w0

wait~!
*puts some mickey mouse round plates on where your ears should be*
hellooo?? :3

 

[metatherat]

HELLO

 

[ScaratheWolf]

HI!

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Also, on my story above, im not saying all guys are pervs, but these guys would literally steal girl's panties to smell them... yeah I may have only had 1 pair one year because of this

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Unsheathes knife dips it in the pan* that's pretty good

*Noms your knife*

Mmm...saucy.

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*Noms your knife*

Mmm...saucy.

Ok, really???NOw IM NOT SCARED OF DRAGONS, NOW IM MAD AT EM (XD)

 

[DRGN Juno]

HELLO

*Gives PLASTER AND TROWEL*

Ok, really???NOw IM NOT SCARED OF DRAGONS, NOW IM MAD AT EM (XD)

Well then, don't taunt me with silverware when I'm hungry.

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*Gives PLASTER AND TROWEL*



Well then, don't taunt me with silverware when I'm hungry.

SILVERWARE??? THAT WAS MY COMBAT KNIFE (XD)

 

[DRGN Juno]

SILVERWARE??? THAT WAS MY COMBAT KNIFE (XD)

Emphasis on "was."

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Emphasis on "was."

But what happens when I do this *Pulls Captain America's Sheild* You can't eat this

 

[ScaratheWolf]

anyone wanna hear a welding story?

 

[DRGN Juno]

But what happens when I do this *Pulls Captain America's Sheild* You can't eat this

Ooo, new chew toy!

*Nom*

*Trots off with the shield in my mouth*

 

[ScaratheWolf]

YK what...*Pulls Hawkeye's Bow with Explosive Arrows, Puts on War Machine's Suit, Gets Black Panthers Vibranium Weapons, Learns all Black Widow fight moves, Injects self with super-soldier serum* Fight me Dragon *Flys above your head*

 

[DRGN Juno]

YK what...*Pulls Hawkeye's Bow with Explosive Arrows, Puts on War Machine's Suit, Gets Black Panthers Vibranium Weapons, Learns all Black Widow fight moves, Injects self with super-soldier serum* Fight me Dragon *Flys above your head*

*Trots over, wrapping around your legs*

~ P u r r ~

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Are you gonna eat my knives again? *draws bow back, both shoulder guns aim at your head*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Are you gonna eat my knives again? *draws bow back, both shoulder guns aim at your head*

 

[ScaratheWolf]

I can't see the png

 

[DRGN Juno]

 

[ScaratheWolf]

awwwww, *takes everything off (keeps a few weapons* how could I be mad at that?

 

[DRGN Juno]

 

[TR273]

*is now without ears*
...
....what!?

*Throws EAR POTION!!!!*

(May have come from @metatherat 's store shack....may be something else, the label is faint)

 

[Lenago]

*Throws EAR POTION!!!!*

(May have come from @metatherat 's store shack....may be something else, the label is faint)

*gets splashed and then turned into a bear*
....
......sister...do you and i ever have a problem now...

*growls*

 

[TR273]

*gets splashed and then turned into a bear*
....
......sister...do you and i ever have a problem now...

*growls*

*Bribes with honey*