*Your house spontaneously explodes, apart from the pantry, the door of which falls slowly off its hinges to allow a horde of rats to thunder out revealing empty shelves. The rats all give you the rat finger guns and scamper off....the pantry then collapses into the rest of the rubble.*
"Wahhahahaha", laughed Lenago the fox, "uoohahahaha!" His eyes glowed with avarice. "Gold, sweet gold! Uoorrgghh!! Gold!!", the fox moaned.
*squoosh*
*looks at the baby fox equipped with all sorts of repair tools*
(timberborn beavers are also called kits so its more likely a beaver then a fox)"Wahhahahaha", laughed Lenago the fox, "uoohahahaha!" His eyes glowed with avarice. "Gold, sweet gold! Uoorrgghh!! Gold!!", the fox moaned.
Dizzy with desire, and trembling with excitement, Lenago leaped about, and ran about the room, trying to find an appropriate receptacle in which to store the treasure. Eventually he spotted a large wine jug which he emptied of its contents onto the floor.
"Oh I'll have gold now", said Lenago the fox, "I'll have gold"
Lenago sat down on the floor, and looked lovingly at his precious treasure.
"I'm rich," said Lenago the fox. "This is the most exciting day of my life."
The fox then began to count his gold, and when he had finished he smiled, and sat back, pleased.
"Oh," he sighed, "it is certainly fun to be rich"
The fox then sat and relaxed, enjoying the luxury of being rich. After some minutes Lenago the fox began to yawn, and then to snore.
The fox then stood up and began to stagger about the room. Suddenly he found himself falling forward.
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We get it, you have gold
Thanks, Textsynth
*squoosh*
*gets poked back into the log-hole*
Eee, it feels safe in here. But I am alert and energetic, and want to scurry around in the world. *pokes back out*
*looks at the baby fox equipped with all sorts of repair tools*
Hi there, house repair kit :3
*rat-wave*
*gets caught in the fingergun wave and also gives the rat fingerguns*
That....that was preaty spot on with my greed"Wahhahahaha", laughed Lenago the fox, "uoohahahaha!" His eyes glowed with avarice. "Gold, sweet gold! Uoorrgghh!! Gold!!", the fox moaned.
Dizzy with desire, and trembling with excitement, Lenago leaped about, and ran about the room, trying to find an appropriate receptacle in which to store the treasure. Eventually he spotted a large wine jug which he emptied of its contents onto the floor.
"Oh I'll have gold now", said Lenago the fox, "I'll have gold"
Lenago sat down on the floor, and looked lovingly at his precious treasure.
"I'm rich," said Lenago the fox. "This is the most exciting day of my life."
The fox then began to count his gold, and when he had finished he smiled, and sat back, pleased.
"Oh," he sighed, "it is certainly fun to be rich"
The fox then sat and relaxed, enjoying the luxury of being rich. After some minutes Lenago the fox began to yawn, and then to snore.
The fox then stood up and began to stagger about the room. Suddenly he found himself falling forward.
---
We get it, you have gold
Thanks, Textsynth
Bah who cares i will rebuild it later
What's so great about having gold, anyway. You'll just spend time worrying that someone will take the stuff. You should spend it on nice stuff immediately, and then gorge yourself on the nice stuff, and let your fellow rats also gorge on the nice stuff. That's what I would do! *nodnod*
omg transformation :O
*Suddenly A wild taxman appears*
Eekkk!! Ohh no ya dont
*you see that none of them are. they all glow with niceness and if they ever did some predation-y stuff, it was done in self defense, no doubt*
Help. Crime. Pawlice.
gets machine gun nest ready
also... sees some slowly creep foward toward the plat of cooked tax collector
*Taxman uses 'Summon Bailiffs' and 'Incomprehensible Forms'.*
Shit. Didn't think of that one. Well played, sir.
"oops"
