Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

*Taxman uses 'Summon Bailiffs' and 'Incomprehensible Forms'.*

The bailliffs saw Lenago the fox assaulting the taxman and ordered the latter to go out with his stick or else they would put him to death. But the officer replied: “I don’t wish to see him killed. If you will give me a written order to arrest him, I’ll obey it.”
Then the bailliffs said, “Oh, we have it here: If the fox will not obey the law, Take off his skin.”
---
:O
That's harsh :O

*Izzy appears with his fellow lion boy maid and looks at the mess of gold coins strewn around the area.*

Help. There is gold strewn everywhere and there is no food strewn anywhere. This is a crisis.

 

[ben909]

The bailliffs saw Lenago the fox assaulting the taxman and ordered the latter to go out with his stick or else they would put him to death. But the officer replied: “I don’t wish to see him killed. If you will give me a written order to arrest him, I’ll obey it.”
Then the bailliffs said, “Oh, we have it here: If the fox will not obey the law, Take off his skin.”
---
:O
That's harsh :O

Help. There is gold strewn everywhere and there is no food strewn anywhere. This is a crisis.

screams REVOLUTION and uses tf glue to attach feathers to the tax man (it implies he is human, also tar and feather reference)

 

[TR273]

The bailliffs saw Lenago the fox assaulting the taxman and ordered the latter to go out with his stick or else they would put him to death. But the officer replied: “I don’t wish to see him killed. If you will give me a written order to arrest him, I’ll obey it.”
Then the bailliffs said, “Oh, we have it here: If the fox will not obey the law, Take off his skin.”
---
:O
That's harsh :O

I've heard of the tax office 'Taking a pound of flesh' but .....ooof!

Help. There is gold strewn everywhere and there is no food strewn anywhere. This is a crisis.

 

[Yakamaru]

"oops"

.."oops"? That's all you have to say. Now I have to use this avatar all day. >:

Still, it's cute, gotta admit. Tho you didn't hear this from me :V

 

[ben909]

@lenago
the beavers built you a new shared house

 

[Yakamaru]

@lenago
the beavers built you a new shared house View attachment 125610

Timberborn is a pretty interesting game. I look forward to its development.

 

[ben909]

Timberborn is a pretty interesting game. I look forward to its development.

... has totally not played for 117 hours sense the day after Christmas

 

[Izzy4895]

The bailliffs saw Lenago the fox assaulting the taxman and ordered the latter to go out with his stick or else they would put him to death. But the officer replied: “I don’t wish to see him killed. If you will give me a written order to arrest him, I’ll obey it.”
Then the bailliffs said, “Oh, we have it here: If the fox will not obey the law, Take off his skin.”
---
:O
That's harsh :O

Help. There is gold strewn everywhere and there is no food strewn anywhere. This is a crisis.

*Tyler strews about some Burger Fox breakfast biscuits and Izzy spanks him for doing it.*

 

[Lenago]

@lenago
the beavers built you a new shared house View attachment 125610

Ohh looks cool!

 

[Yakamaru]

... has totally not played for 117 hours sense the day after Christmas

Pfffft. xD

I have played some 1,100 in Stellaris and approximately 5,000 in League of Legends, tho I no longer play League, so..

I like these kinds of survival games. They are fun and rather challenging.

 

[metatherat]

*Tyler strews about some Burger Fox breakfast biscuits and Izzy spanks him for doing it.*

Eee! Scattered foods. A vermin's favorite :3
*eats the edible stuffs that are in proximity to me*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*uses the cork to stopper the GIANT RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION BARREL*
*rat fingerguns*

It doesn't fit

 

[Izzy4895]

Eee! Scattered foods. A vermin's favorite :3
*eats the edible stuffs that are in proximity to me*

It’s confirmed that Tyler likes being spanked.

*Izzy eats some Burger Fox mini-pancakes.*

 

[metatherat]

It doesn't fit

*tries to use it with the GINORMO, HELLA BIG RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION VAT*

It’s confirmed that Tyler likes being spanked.

*Izzy eats some Burger Fox mini-pancakes.*

*food detected*
*begging mode*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*tries to use it with the GINORMO, HELLA BIG RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION VAT*

It doesn't fit. No matter what, it's slightly too large to fit whatever vessel you're trying to plug up, like it's growing or shrinking to not allow itself to be inserted.

As you examine the cork, you notice a label.

 

[metatherat]

It doesn't fit. No matter what, it's slightly too large to fit whatever vessel you're trying to plug up, like it's growing or shrinking to not allow itself to be inserted.

As you examine the cork, you notice a label.

*names a VAT OF RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION "Rectal"*
*dusts off rat-hands in a satisfied fashion*

 

[TR273]

It doesn't fit. No matter what, it's slightly too large to fit whatever vessel you're trying to plug up, like it's growing or shrinking to not allow itself to be inserted.

As you examine the cork, you notice a label.

'Girth!'

 

[DRGN Juno]

*names a VAT OF RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION "Rectal"*
*dusts off rat-hands in a satisfied fashion*

It doesn't fit.

 

[metatherat]

It doesn't fit.

bbut the label said...

 

[DRGN Juno]

bbut the label said...

The label #aintcare about your flimsly loopholes.

 

[Izzy4895]

*tries to use it with the GINORMO, HELLA BIG RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION VAT*

*food detected*
*begging mode*

*Izzy tosses some mini-pancakes the rat’s way. Izzy then reads in an issue of Furry Traveler that the RAT VACATION PACKAGE is the best way to eat out cheaply. The Rat’s Nest Bar & Grill is particularly recommended.*

 

[metatherat]

The label #aintcare about your flimsly loopholes.

*pours FORTIFTY LOOPHOLE POTION*

*Izzy tosses some mini-pancakes the rat’s way. Izzy then reads in an issue of Furry Traveler that the RAT VACATION PACKAGE is the best way to eat out cheaply. The Rat’s Nest Bar & Grill is particularly recommended.*

Yesyes *monch*, a lot of peoplhe *glump, mnonch* are starting to realize how affordable the rat lifestyle is. You can just live in the abandoned basement with all the other rats, and a single anthro elephant-sized bag of crisps feeds you for days. Also, you look cute, so often stuff happens like foxes giving you mini-pancakes :3

*makes a mental note to go to the The Rat’s Nest Bar & Grill later to get some Scavenger's Surprise*
*takes another happy chomp out of the mini-pancake*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*pours FORTIFTY LOOPHOLE POTION*

While attempting to pour, you trip and fall on a power cable. You watch as the potion hits the ground, splashing out and draining away as the container comes to a rest. If only there were a cork or something that you could've used.

Anyway, the loophole in the power cable that you tripped on squeezes around you, looping around your body and immobilizing your limbs before hardening up. You try chewing, gnawing, clawing (etc.) your way out. But it's all to no avail, as the loophole is now fortified thanks to your potion.

 

[metatherat]

While attempting to pour, you trip and fall on a power cable. You watch as the potion hits the ground, splashing out and draining away as the container comes to a rest. If only there were a cork or something that you could've used.

Anyway, the loophole in the power cable that you tripped on squeezes around you, looping around your body and immobilizing your limbs before hardening up. You try chewing, gnawing, clawing (etc.) your way out. But it's all to no avail, as the loophole is now fortified thanks to your potion.

Oh no. I am trapped <3
I mean, oh no, I am trapped :O

Aha! But I know exactly what to do in this situation!
*resolute rat face* >:I

*squirms*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Oh no. I am trapped <3
I mean, oh no, I am trapped :O

Aha! But I know exactly what to do in this situation!
*resolute rat face* >:I

*squirms*

While trapped and squirming, you are corked in the bung.