TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Foxy fingerguns*Ohh dont you start pal!

*Foxy fingerguns*Ohh dont you start pal!
*it actually fires and hits my hat**Foxy fingerguns*
*looks at the splashed bottle of water**admires the blue fox*
Mmm, nice sona idea....
Not to worry! Master alchemist!!
*throws WATER POTION*
(*you suspect it was just a bottle of water*)
*Foxy fingerguns*
Remember, fingergun safety is a core part of fingergun ownership. Eyyyy! *rat fingerguns**it actually fires and hits my hat*
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Master.*looks at the splashed bottle of water*
... well...that was anticlimatic...
*Gives fingerguns*Remember, fingergun safety is a core part of fingergun ownership. Eyyyy! *rat fingerguns*
*puts a band-aid on my hat**Gives fingerguns*
*After checking the safety is on.*
Who? *re-checks self just in case* Ah, nevermindHey!
Why so blue?
Gah!! Sorry about that, I'll solve this immediately for you *releases a mix of water, coal and blue-frog surfactant towards your furniture**opens the window and gasps*
Coff coff, ohh great, now i have this whole mess too clean up...cofff ack....hey Gui, can ya help out by using that water gun of yours?
*Foxy finger Gatling guns**puts a band-aid on my hat*
Ohh now you check that...
OH SWEET LORD NO!!Who? *re-checks self just in case* Ah, nevermind
Gah!! Sorry about that, I'll solve this immediately for you *releases a mix of water, coal and blue-frog surfactant towards your furniture*
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*It fires and i get more holes then swiss cheese**Foxy finger Gatling guns*
oo, nice technique!*Foxy finger Gatling guns*
*It fires and i get more holes then swiss cheese*
.....ow....
*shuts mouth*OH SWEET LORD NO!!
*is busy putting band-aids all over my body**shuts mouth*
*muffled* Oopsie... I definitely need a bath, this isn't working as intended
OH! May I use your showers, p... what happened to your hat?
*notices you after noticing the hat**is busy putting band-aids all over my body*
Yeah sure sure, its on the door to the left
*is sniffing @lenago's leg**notices you after noticing the hat*
The heck... You're lucky you don't SMELL like Swiss cheese, our rat-fren would be delighted
Thank you~ *heads for the bathroom*
.....ya know what? It will be less bothersome to just let my house get wrecked then cleaning this mess up*revamped blueberry frog walks out from black bathroom*
Yep, I'm used to quick showers! But I could swear I had entered a pure white room... *shrugs*
WHAT???.....ya know what? It will be less bothersome to just let my house get wrecked then cleaning this mess up
*Fires cannon, missiles, flamethrowers and termites at your house!*.....ya know what? It will be less bothersome to just let my house get wrecked then cleaning this mess up
Wow dude...really? Every missed...how?....*Fires cannon, missiles, flamethrowers and termites at your house!*
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*Watches as they all miss*
*gives contact info for JUST A GIANT HORDE OF GNAWING RATS DECONSTRUCTION COMPANY*Wow dude...really? Every missed...how?....
*sloooooowly sneaks away from the house just in case I run out of luck**Fires cannon, missiles, flamethrowers and termites at your house!*
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*Watches as they all miss*
....i am gona call and it will be actual GIANT rats wont it?*gives contact info for JUST A GIANT HORDE OF GNAWING RATS DECONSTRUCTION COMPANY*
They are of all shapes and sizes! :3....i am gona call and it will be actual GIANT rats wont it?
That's a mutated rat?! :0 And it can gnaw at things?They are of all shapes and sizes! :3
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It's a star nosed mole rat. Not really a proper rat as such... and I don't actually know much about them. But I assume they can gnaw, I mean, it has to have a mouth and stuff, so.... :3That's a mutated rat?! :0 And it can gnaw at things?