You're not fooling me with that fakenessvery ratty! *rat fingerguns*

You're not fooling me with that fakenessvery ratty! *rat fingerguns*
*checks news feeds, communications frequencies for details *the mushroom men are at war
you find many news articles of pizza restaurants being set on fire by mushrooms*checks news feeds, communications frequencies fir details *
You don’t know what happened
Enlighten meYou don’t know what happened
mushrooms look angrly at insurance places*calls anyway, advises good insurance, especially against "accidental fire, arson, lightning, act of gawd, etc*
Not hereEnlighten me
eh?! fine!*adds the Bacons to cooking breakfast, along with steaks, eggs, fried bologna* PREDS, check in for breakfast!!!! *noms on foods*
eep. Drive safely, now :OMy boss just called me and asked me if I want to come in. I agreed to it. I think I can make it, but the roads are going to be a bit rough.
Bats, definitely bats. Bats are awesome little creatures. Flip flap :3wonders if i should turn people into bats for messing with the lights
... or go the other light route and go with moths
Stay safeMy boss just called me and asked me if I want to come in. I agreed to it. I think I can make it, but the roads are going to be a bit rough.
Word of warning stay away from ratseep. Drive safely, now :O
*gives SAFENESS POTION*
Bats, definitely bats. Bats are awesome little creatures. Flip flap :3
*[citation needed]**Barges into thread*
"Predators are best."
*Refuses to elaborate further*
*Leaves*