Be careful shy*taps on shoulder, toothy grin revealed* hey, Meta?Steak or Bacons?

Be careful shy*taps on shoulder, toothy grin revealed* hey, Meta?Steak or Bacons?
Is the steak or bacon made of nice vegetable?*taps on shoulder, toothy grin revealed* hey, Meta?Steak or Bacons?
Source(s): Dude trust me.*[citation needed]*
Source?!
*presses X to doubt*
Is sourced from my farm, so, shouldn't be any issues (has been through potion headaches before...)Be careful shy
*puts rat-hand on rat-chin, looking increasingly suspicious*Source(s): Dude trust me.
It's ok, a lot of people don't trust valid sources.*puts rat-hand on rat-chin, looking increasingly suspicious*
*narrows rat-eyes*
*can't resist boggling a little, but it is a boggle of suspicion*
*briefly fantasizes of biting through your Achilles' tendon, making you an invalid*It's ok, a lot of people don't trust valid sources.
No I meant … nevermindIs sourced from my farm, so, shouldn't be any issues (has been through potion headaches before...)
*Pulls out a banana which provides me with potassium and validates my point further**briefly fantasizes of biting through your Achilles' tendon, making you an invalid*
ehee.... trala la.... :3
*scratches rathead**Pulls out a banana which provides me with potassium and validates my point further*
Potassium!*scratches rathead*
ook....
*fidgets*
*I scurry out of your sight*
*a moment later, you suddenly feel something brush your shoulder. it is me. my pointy rat-head slowly enters your field of vision from the side and takes a huge bite out of the banana*
Do you mean irl or online furry shenanigans? Either way, I rattprove! *rat fingerguns*I've gotten used to smol rodents climbing on me that it feels nature at this point. It's also cute.
Online furry shenanigans.Do you mean irl or online furry shenanigans? Either way, I rattprove! *rat fingerguns*
Be careful he ghosted me. Don’t get close unless you like the paranormal.Online furry shenanigans.
Can't say I've had anything climbing on me other then a birb and kitten.
Rightright! All of the online rattos. *also climbs on you*Online furry shenanigans.
Can't say I've had anything climbing on me other then a birb and kitten.
ah, yes... a.... high fiberglass diet....*peeks in while chewing on a surfboard*
Fuel for the pasta core.Rightright! All of the online rattos. *also climbs on you*
ah, yes... a.... high fiberglass diet....
*Hugs the feeling-better flamingo* <3Much, thanks!
pastacore? is that music with pasta? 0w0!i used to be into pastacore, but i kinda started leaning towards ricehaus lately
i used to be into pastacore, but i kinda started leaning towards ricehaus lately