Predators and Prey

[Maur]

boots are temporary
paws are eternal
but hooves are superior

[Insert foot fetish joke here]

 

[metatherat]

Yus! ^ ^
Hooves and anything with hooves are amazing

*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. NEW! NOW, WITH HOOVES!*

 

[PC Master Race]

*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. NEW! NOW, WITH HOOVES!*

hooves don't work on rats !
you can't just apply RAT to everything and expect them all to work !
you have no class at all, old man ! hot damn

 

[Maur]

*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. NEW! NOW, WITH HOOVES!*

This makes me wonder: how does a rat with hooves move? Does it scurry or gallop/trot?

 

[metatherat]

hooves don't work on rats !
you can't just apply RAT to everything and expect them all to work !
you have no class at all, old man ! hot damn

*throws APPLY RAT TO EVERYTHING AND IT ALL WORKS EXCELLENTLY POTION*

This makes me wonder: how does a rat with hooves move? Does it scurry or gallop/trot?

Trot. Absolutely trot. I mean, rats already do the rat-trot, and it's the best thing ever

 

[PC Master Race]

*throws APPLY RAT TO EVERYTHING AND IT ALL WORKS EXCELLENTLY POTION*

*throws IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY venom*

 

[metatherat]

*throws IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY venom*

*throws OH, YEAH?! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! POTION*

 

[PC Master Race]

*throws OH, YEAH?! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! POTION*

OH
OOOH
O O O H
we doing this then eh !?
*hold @lenago at gun VENOM POINT*
surrender now or I will not hesitate to hurt this kitty !

 

[Guifrog]

*throws APPLY RAT TO EVERYTHING AND IT ALL WORKS EXCELLENTLY POTION*

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! BUT WHY, I JUST CAME IN
*counters with SQUISHY'S ATTACK THAT UNDOES ALL THAT WORKS EXCELLENTLY BLACK INK*

 

[PC Master Race]

Trot. Absolutely trot. I mean, rats already do the rat-trot, and it's the best thing ever

you just desperately wanna try to learn the gallop/trot technique from us hooves, admit it
there ain't no other species good at galloping and trotting like us hooves, and you just CAN'T with those smol paws, I know it >:v

 

[Lenago]

OH
OOOH
O O O H
we doing this then eh !?
*hold @lenago at gun VENOM POINT*
surrender now or I will not hesitate to hurt this kitty !

*glares at you and hits your head with a frying pan*

If ya gona hold me as hostage ya better at least know what i am pal!

I am a F-O-X not a dang cat!

 

[Maur]

My head is currently looping an animation of a long-legged brown rat galloping like a horse and I have mixed feelings about it.
Oh, gods, it just neighed!

(Off to deal with chores)

 

[metatherat]

OH
OOOH
O O O H
we doing this then eh !?
*hold @lenago at gun VENOM POINT*
surrender now or I will not hesitate to hurt this kitty !

*throws OKAY, I SURRENDER (AND RAT TRANSFORMATION) POTION*

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! BUT WHY, I JUST CAME IN
*counters with SQUISHY'S ATTACK THAT UNDOES ALL THAT WORKS EXCELLENTLY BLACK INK*

*throws I DID NOT KNOW THAT HE COULD DO THAT POTION*

you just desperately wanna try to learn the gallop/trot technique from us hooves, admit it
there ain't no other species good at galloping and trotting like us hooves, and you just CAN'T with those smol paws, I know it >:v

*sips MAGNIFICENT RAT-TROT POTION*

 

[PC Master Race]

*glares at you and hits your head with a frying pan*

If ya gona hold me as hostage ya better at least know what i am pal!

I am a F-O-X not a dang cat!

*drop CAT TRANSFORMATION VENOM on you*

 

[Guifrog]

*throws I DID NOT KNOW THAT HE COULD DO THAT POTION*

*proceeds to throw ME NEITHER STATEMENT*

 

[metatherat]

My head is currently looping an animation of a long-legged brown rat galloping like a horse and I have mixed feelings about it.
Oh, gods, it just neighed!

(Off to deal with chores)

Great sona idea!
(good luck with the chores, spaghemination) :3

*proceeds to throw ME NEITHER STATEMENT*

*the statement hits @lenago's house*

 

[TR273]

*throws APPLY RAT TO EVERYTHING AND IT ALL WORKS EXCELLENTLY POTION*

Trot. Absolutely trot. I mean, rats already do the rat-trot, and it's the best thing ever

*throws IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY venom*

*throws OH, YEAH?! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! POTION*

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! BUT WHY, I JUST CAME IN
*counters with SQUISHY'S ATTACK THAT UNDOES ALL THAT WORKS EXCELLENTLY BLACK INK*

*throws OKAY, I SURRENDER (AND RAT TRANSFORMATION) POTION*

*throws I DID NOT KNOW THAT HE COULD DO THAT POTION*

*sips MAGNIFICENT RAT-TROT POTION*

*Throws detergent and a mop at the mess of potions on the floor.*

*Waits for it all to merge into HELLSPAWN ABOMINATION POTION.*

 

[metatherat]

*Throws detergent and a mop at the mess of potions on the floor.*

*Waits for it all to merge into HELLSPAWN ABOMINATION POTION.*

Yayy, experimentation *happy rat alchemist dance*
We are doing the science :3

 

[Lenago]

*drop CAT TRANSFORMATION VENOM on you*
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*quickly hides inside my hat and dodges*

watch it pal...and also, ya doing this hostage thing wrong, that was just bad...not the way to do it at all...here i will show ya coff...coff

*grabs the venom and points it at you*

Alright yous mugs! See?
Ol Lenny is getting out of here see? Yeah
And none of you mugs make a move see?
Or the elephant here gets it see? Yeah see? Yeah

 

[Guifrog]

*utter and blatant confusion noises*

*Throws detergent and a mop at the mess of potions on the floor.*

*Waits for it all to merge into HELLSPAWN ABOMINATION POTION.*

*suddenly... hot toothpaste*

*quickly hides inside my hat and dodges*

watch it pal...and also, ya doing this hostage thing wrong, that was just bad...not the way to do it at all...here i will show ya coff...coff

*grabs the venom and points it at you*

Alright yous mugs! See?
Ol Lenny is getting out of here see? Yeah
And none of you mugs make a move see?
Or the elephant here gets it see? Yeah see? Yeah

*wonders if this is a rap performance, proceeds to do the YO!, YO! plus gangsta hand gesturing*

 

[Lenago]

*utter and blatant confusion noises*

*suddenly... hot toothpaste*

*wonders if this is a rap performance, proceeds to do the YO!, YO! plus gangsta hand gesturing*

*Just stares at you*

 

[metatherat]

Alright yous mugs! See?
Ol Lenny is getting out of here see? Yeah
And none of you mugs make a move see?
Or the elephant here gets it see? Yeah see? Yeah

*you see a rebellious mug oscillate violently on your kitchen shelf*

*utter and blatant confusion noises*

*suddenly... hot toothpaste*

Yayy, foamsnake (nice sona idea)

 

[PC Master Race]

*quickly hides inside my hat and dodges*

watch it pal...and also, ya doing this hostage thing wrong, that was just bad...not the way to do it at all...here i will show ya coff...coff

*grabs the venom and points it at you*

Alright yous mugs! See?
Ol Lenny is getting out of here see? Yeah
And none of you mugs make a move see?
Or the elephant here gets it see? Yeah see? Yeah

*your hat starts making cat noises and meowing a lot*
I think it says "your acting is terrible"

 

[Lenago]

*your hat starts making cat noises and meowing a lot*
I think it says "your acting is terrible"

*kicks your knee*

Humph this would of one me a Oscar pal

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Wow, this escalated quickly O _ O