Predators and Prey

[PC Master Race]

*watches as they skip of and the shrugs*

Ok now i need to deal with the giant elephant eating my castle wall thats has been turned into gingerbread.....what is my life...

you have @DRGN Juno eating your castle too, and she jumped in first may I add !
I'm just here to... uh
make sure she doesn't eat things that are fatal to canines
such as chocolate
... yeah
...
.....
..........
*chomp on your top hat wardrobe which is made of waffles*

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*chomp on your top hat wardrobe which is made of waffles*

Spit it out!

 

[PC Master Race]

Spit it out!

*mouth full of jelly-jam top hats* u wot m8

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*mouth full of jelly-jam top hats* u wot m8

*Pulls knife* I could always use more ivory, I suggest you don't eat his house

 

[PC Master Race]

*Pulls knife*

I could always use more ivory, I suggest you don't eat his house

can't an elephant eat a house in peace ? that too much to ask ? ugh !
*nom another jelly-jam top hat*

 

[ScaratheWolf]

can't an elephant eat a house in peace ? that too much to ask ? ugh !
*nom another jelly-jam top hat*

Alright you asked for this *Conjures Dragon* *Points at it* you wanna be lunch?

 

[PC Master Race]

Alright you asked for this *Conjures Dragon* *Points at it* you wanna be lunch?

*slap belly*
10 of those bad boys ain't enough to get through this KING-SIZED BED BELLY of mine, pretty !
this be BED OF STEEL

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*slap belly*
10 of those bad boys ain't enough to get through this KING-SIZED BED BELLY of mine, pretty !
this be BED OF STEEL

is that so *Conjures 100 Dragons* how bout now?

 

[PC Master Race]

is that so *Conjures 100 Dragons* how bout now?

ya know, I bet you could conjure so many dragons this entire forum would LAG to 144p
but still not gonna be enough to take me down !
you're up against the wall !
and I !
am THE WALL !
...
.....
*nom castle wallfle*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*looks at cake castle and drops fruit basket in shock.*

Please tell me that cake isn't someone I know... because when that TF reverses they will need medical attention IMMEDIALY to have any hope of survival. Just look at how bites have been taken out of them!

*starts preparing turnicats and a poultice to disinfect and slow bleeding.*

Who knows the cake's bloodtype? I need to find matching donor.

 

[ScaratheWolf]

ya know, I bet you could conjure so many dragons this entire forum would LAG to 144p
but still not gonna be enough to take me down !
you're up against the wall !
and I !
am THE WALL !
...
.....
*nom castle wallfle*

*Reads book for a minute* Oh what'd you say? Oh, I can't take you down? *Closes book with a "Im Pissed" look* So be it *Uses magic to turn you into a small stuffed animal elephant* BTW now you are highly flammable

 

[TR273]

*looks at cake castle and drops fruit basket in shock.*

Please tell me that cake isn't someone I know... because when that TF reverses they will need medical attention IMMEDIALY to have any hope of survival. Just look at how bites have been taken out of them!

*starts preparing turnicats and a poultice to disinfect and slow bleeding.*

Who know the cake's bloodtype? I need to find matching donor.

Don't worry.
It's just @lenago 's latest attempt to avoid the 'curse of house destruction'.
He built a palace instead.
Which was turned into a cake monster....which is actually quite tasty with cream.

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Reads book for a minute* Oh what'd you say? Oh, I can't take you down? *Closes book with a "Im Pissed" look* So be it *Uses magic to turn you into a small stuffed animal elephant* BTW now you are highly flammable

Watch the fire-breathing! He isn't the only person that's flammable! Just look at all the defenseless grass around him!

 

[PC Master Race]

Who know the cake's bloodtype? I need to find matching donor.

glucose or syrup or somethin', like this ! *chug down a tube of mapple syrup*

*Reads book for a minute* Oh what'd you say? Oh, I can't take you down? *Closes book with a "Im Pissed" look* So be it *Uses magic to turn you into a small stuffed animal elephant* BTW now you are highly flammable

*turn back to normal also with magic* ya know, as much as I like being cute and hug-able, I also like to nom something sweet, so if you don't mind !?
kids these days I swear *go back to eating castle wall waffle*

Watch the fire-breathing! He isn't the only person that's flammable! Just look at all the defenseless grass around him!

you're not helping !

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Watch the fire-breathing! He isn't the only person that's flammable! Just look at all the defenseless grass around him!

geez...I can't please everyone Emy XD you want the elephant gone or the grass un scorched?

 

[PC Master Race]

geez...I can't please everyone Emy XD you want the elephant gone or the grass un scorched?

*mouth now full of iced fruits* anything that doesn't involve elephants gone kthx

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*turn back to normal also with magic* ya know, as much as I like being cute and hug-able, I also like to nom something sweet, so if you don't mind !?
kids these days I swear *go back to eating castle wall waffle*

*Pulls elephant gun* you brought this on your self @PC Master Race

 

[Foxy Emy]

geez...I can't please everyone Emy XD you want the elephant gone or the grass un scorched?

(It is Scarlett, kind of like Ronin and Scara)

Why would I want either of those things?

 

[ScaratheWolf]

(It is Scarlett, kind of like Reaver and Scara)

Why would I want either of those things?

(Sorry)
ummm the elephant is eating the house you protect

(Also its Ronin but that is a good name idea...)

 

[PC Master Race]

*Pulls elephant gun* you brought this on your self @PC Master Race

hey, not my fault someone's ENTIRE CASTLE just turned into sweets ! what you want me to do, stand there and watch other people eat it ?
excuse ME ! *go back to eating*

Why would I want either of those things?

*mouthful* pro-vegan !

ummm the elephant is eating the house you protect

*mouthful* ain't the first and certainly won't be the last !

 

[ScaratheWolf]

hey, not my fault someone's ENTIRE CASTLE just turned into sweets ! what you want me to do, stand there and watch other people eat it ?
excuse ME ! *go back to eating*

No because no one is going to eat the house

 

[Foxy Emy]

(Sorry)
ummm the elephant is eating the house you protect

(Also its Ronin but that is a good name idea...)

(Lol... was looking at a user named Reaver on discord a moment before correcting you. My brain just went oh starts with an R... is a total bad ass... and filled in the name)

Oh! The house can repair itself... just have to say "Spontanious Massive Uncakeification!"

*the castle stops being cake.... Now it is just a regular monster house. Scarlett doesn't notice.*

 

[PC Master Race]

No because no one is going to eat the house

I'm not eating a house, it's not even enough for my snack !
I'm eating a CASTLE !
there's a difference !

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*the castle stops being cake.... Now itnis just a regular monster house. Scarlett doesn't notice.*

HOW BOUT DEM APPLES @PC Master Race ???

 

[PC Master Race]

(Lol... was looking at a user named Reaver on discord a moment before correcting you. My brain just went oh starts with an R... is a total bad ass... and filled in the name)

Oh! The house can repair itself... just have to say "Spontanious Massive Uncakeification!"

*the castle stops being cake.... Now itnis just a regular monster house. Scarlett doesn't notice.*

HOW BOUT DEM APPLES @PC Master Race ???

aw man, I was just getting to the caramel
oh well, I had my din din now anyway