Predators and Prey

[Vic]

Pal, my house has been:

Blown up
Deleted from reality
Smashed
Crushed
Bashed
Eaten
Turned into a forest
Turned into chocolate coins
Caught on a blue tornado
Shot into orbit

*the list goes on*

Im guessing Scara blew it up and Ronin deleted it XD (I gotta get used to the multiple sona thing)

 

[Maur]

Pal, my house has been:

Blown up
Deleted from reality
Smashed
Crushed
Bashed
Eaten
Turned into a forest
Turned into chocolate coins
Caught on a blue tornado
Shot into orbit

*the list goes on*

*jots down*
"Claimed for the glory of Rome" as an option in the foreseeable future

 

[Lenago]

Oh, stick around! It gets fun, watching that poor house get demolished and the cat with the top hat lose it....

Fox! I heard that!

I am a fox!

 

[Vic]

I envy everyone who is older than school age XD we have been on a 49min rabbit trail about trout

 

[Lenago]

*jots down*
"Claimed for the glory of Rome" as an option in the foreseeable future

*looks* sorry what?

 

[Maur]

*looks* sorry what?

 

[Lenago]

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[Vic]

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IDK you very well yet...but you seem to be the person to say this:

 

[Maur]

IDK you very well yet...but you seem to be the person to say this:

+ After-nap snack
+ After-nap shot of whiskey
+ After-nap nap
+ After nap-nap nap

 

[Vic]

+ After-nap snack
+ After-nap shot of whiskey
+ After-nap nap
+ After nap-nap nap

(Excuse me for a sec)

 

[Guifrog]

Who putt this up!! Whos ideias was this...AND WHY ARE YOU 3RD PLACE??

I DON'T KNOW, THIS THING IS BROKEN D:
All I ever did was guard your house against the threats, right? Probably just soaked your furniture with black water, once. And maybe regular water, another time... I guess there was that moment when I accidentally hurricane'd it to a mountain with that yeti... Failed against the meteor... SEE? ONLY 4 TIMES, I'm sure it's multiplying things by 13000 or some nonsense

 

[Lenago]

I DON'T KNOW, THIS THING IS BROKEN D:
All I ever did was guard your house against the threats, right? Probably just soaked your furniture with black water, once. And maybe regular water, another time... I guess there was that moment when I accidentally hurricane'd it to a mountain with that yeti... Failed against the meteor... SEE? ONLY 4 TIMES, I'm sure it's multiplying things by 13000 or some nonsense

*glares at you as steam comes from my ears*

 

[Vic]

*Still trying to figure out whats going on^*

 

[Maur]

*glares at you as steam comes from my ears*

Lenny, remember you have a secret weapon. This is guaranteed to lower your house destruction rate by a whole whopping 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

 

[Lenago]

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Lenny, remember you have a secret weapon. This is guaranteed to lower your house destruction rate by a whole whopping 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Ohhh yeah thats makes me so releaved

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Pulls out notebook; kinda shushes you while motioning to give me a min* One sec *Mumbles something under my breath* Pile of rubble? *you turn and see a brand new modern style house*

Names Lenago, Top hatted fox and owner of the pille of rubble and wood that was this morning..my house...

Nice to meet ya

Just say "Spontanious Massive House Rebuilding" and it should patch itself up.

*The house reforms itself*

All part of the curse.

 

[metatherat]

Ohhh yeah thats makes me so releaved

....you'd better take this just in case.
*gives RANDOM BUILDING POTION*

 

[Shyy]

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Lenny, remember you have a secret weapon. This is guaranteed to lower your house destruction rate by a whole whopping 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

*calculates probability of hitting those odds* hmmm.... *takes shot with 80 Gigawatt phased plasma rifle, watches*

 

[Guifrog]

Turned into chocolate coins

...oh yeah. I remember eating those. Make that 5 then

 

[Vic]

hire this guy and the chance of destruction goes to 0%

 

[Lenago]

...oh yeah. I remember eating those. Make that 5 then

Yeah thanks for sharing!

 

[Vic]

Just say "Spontanious Massive House Rebuilding" and it should patch itself up.

*The house reforms itself*

All part of the curse.

but I just upgraded the house, I can also try to uncurse it

 

[Shyy]

*calculates probability of hitting those odds* hmmm.... *takes shot with 80 Gigawatt phased plasma rifle, watches*

Darn. Missed it. *watches house actually <dodge> plasma burst*

 

[Lenago]

Just say "Spontanious Massive House Rebuilding" and it should patch itself up.

*The house reforms itself*

All part of the curse.

Not sure how to feel about that, curse things, i dont have cursed stuff

 

[Maur]

....you'd better take this just in case.
*gives RANDOM BUILDING POTION*

I'm curious of the concentration of this potion. Is one drop enough to grow a whole house? If so, would smashing the flask on the ground cause a whole city to pop up?