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Predators and Prey

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
Well i was enjoying my day a few days ago when out of nowhere they started calling me sus and a big elephant/scorpion chucked me out of my palace window..
*sneeze*
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Must have been the wind
That comes from outside
*look out the window*
HEY YOU !
YOU STILL SUS !
*close window*
 

Vic

Im ScaratheWolf's Younger Sis
*sneeze*
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...
...
Must have been the wind
That comes from outside
*look out the window*
HEY YOU !
YOU STILL SUS !
*close window*
HEY YOU!!!
gif-baby-elephant-playing-in-a-small-tub-as-someone-pours-water-into-it

its the elephant bubble bath that smells
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
HEY YOU!!!
gif-baby-elephant-playing-in-a-small-tub-as-someone-pours-water-into-it

its the elephant bubble bath that smells
I said "sus" not "smells"
Get ye ACCURATE-PRECISE WOLF HEARING SENSE right bruh
I know for a fact that elephants smell the best around here !
And as elephant expert myself, can confirm

Also I heard that you made weapons? Any chance you could make a fancy magic wand?
*go to wand-selling shops in Harry Potter films and pick one, accidentally destroy all places because none of the wands is compatible with me*

Uh
 
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Vic

Im ScaratheWolf's Younger Sis
I said "sus" not "smells"
Get ye ACCURATE-PRECISE WOLF HEARING SENSE right bruh
I know for a fact that elephants smell the best around here !
And as elephant expert myself, can confirm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......no Cats and dogs do cats clean themselves
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......no Cats and dogs do cats clean themselves
And ye saying elephants don't clean themselves ?
Watch this ! *spray water all over myself with my trunk, but accidentally all over @lenago 's new house as well and may or may not flood it*
See ? Squeaky clean !
... And an extra messed-up house for bonus !
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
GET OUT OF MY CASTLE AND LET ME BACK IINSIDE BEFORE I CAL THE COPS!
YOU'RE WELCOME TO TRY !
*look back inside and call out to 100+ elephants inside*
ALL OF YOU !
WE DO A LIL' "ELEPHANT JUMPING ON THE BED" TONIGHT !
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
*opens book; 98 of the elephants get teleported away* I was aiming for all of them!
Oi !
*use gravity magic, open wormhole, teleport them all back*
Excuse me ! Do ye mind !?
Don't just teleport people away like that, where are your manners !?
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
*Opens Book; @lenago gets teleported; goes inside the castle* Lenago? LENAGO??? Crud
*after some minutes i walk to you dripping wet, battered and bruised, with a alligator munching on my tail*

Heyyy pal, funny story wana hear? It looks like you teleported me to the ZOO yeah, in the alligator pond!

Hardly survived, having to punch alligators is hard when they gang up on ya...so yeah..lets be more carefull next time ok??
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
*after some minutes i walk to you dripping wet, battered and bruised, with a alligator munching on my tail*

Heyyy pal, funny story wana hear? It looks like you teleported me to the ZOO yeah, in the alligator pond!

Hardly survived, having to punch alligators is hard when they gang up on ya...so yeah..lets be more carefull next time ok??
Oh hey welcome back
I like that new tail accessory you got there
... Not as pretty as my tail ribbon but still, you tried :p
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
*slaps the alligator off my tail*

Ok Dumbo, ya gona leave my castle or not?? I dont wana raid my own place!
We just moved in man ! Can't an elephant lord and his sky-diving elephant stunt actors have some castle to stay in ? That too much to ask ? Geez !
 

Vic

Im ScaratheWolf's Younger Sis
*after some minutes i walk to you dripping wet, battered and bruised, with a alligator munching on my tail*

Heyyy pal, funny story wana hear? It looks like you teleported me to the ZOO yeah, in the alligator pond!

Hardly survived, having to punch alligators is hard when they gang up on ya...so yeah..lets be more carefull next time ok??
uhhhhhhh.....*Giggles at the alligator on your tail* I did say I was new to this
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
Ohh thats it *storms the castle*

OUT OUT!! EVERYBODY OUT!
*Opens book; Teleports all the elephants out* I got them all @lenago
Dammit
Ye got any idea how hard it was for me to arrange and co-ordinate that sky-diving stunt on the castle ?

No problem, but uhhhhhhh *holds hand out* Im kinda in debt right now....or else I wouldn't ask but uhhh....School aint free
My stunt wasn't free either, wolfy
 
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