Predators and Prey

[Foxy Emy]

*after a couple of hours a UFO lands and drops me*

Thanks agains for dropping me..yess yess i will let the word out, yessss yes long live the emperor Zlargoth yes yes bye bye *waves the UFO good bye*

.....freaks...

The one time the furson with wings isn't there! These aren't just for show!

 

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*snaps fingers*
*a bunch of rats swarm over you, lick the yogurt out of your fur, and scurry off*

*Stands there looking traumatized* Again I wish you would at least give me a warning Meta
A bunch of rats crawling all over you all the sudden is really weird

 

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The one time the furson with wings isn't there! These aren't just for show!

So @lenago is mad at me rn...*Innocent puppy eyes* even though I didn't do anything

 

[Lenago]

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YOU ARE STILL ALIVE??? HOW THE FRICK??? WHAT"D THEY SAYY??? DO THEY HAVE MAGIC???

Yes i am still alive, no thanks for you, teleporting me in a floating rock in space!

Those freaks?! They just went on and on about " "long live emperor Zlagorth" and how " all shall submit to his power"

Imagine hearing that the whole trip back

 

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Yes i am still alive, no thanks for you, teleporting me in a floating rock in space!

Those freaks?! They just went on and on about " "long live emperor Zlagorth" and how " all shall submit to his power"

Imagine hearing that the whole trip back

I've heard something about Zlagorth in one of my books *pulls out book; opens it; was the wrong book and you end up being teleported again* Anyone got a lighter, I need to burn this thing before @lenago gets back

 

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*snaps fingers*
*a bunch of rats swarm over you, lick the yogurt out of your fur, and scurry off*

*Conjures a endless yogurt fountain* If you got anyone who can carry it you can have it Meta

 

[Foxy Emy]

Yes i am still alive, no thanks for you, teleporting me in a floating rock in space!

Those freaks?! They just went on and on about " "long live emperor Zlagorth" and how " all shall submit to his power"

Imagine hearing that the whole trip back

Like you are right now? I should check you for mind controlling parasites.

*the mushroom on my head wiggles and my voice deepens and the intonation changes as though someone else is talking*

What did you call me?

*my voice switches back to its usual pitch and chipper tone*

Oh, hush Faybian! You aren't a parasite and you know it! I would be bored to death without you!

 

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Like you are right now? I should check you for mind controlling parasites.

*the mushroom on my head wiggles and my voice deepens and the intonation changes as though someone else is talking*

What did you call me?

*my voice switches back to its usual pitch and chipper tone*

Oh, hush Faybian! You aren't a parasite and you know it! I would be bored to death without you!

IDK where he is rn

 

[Lenago]

I've heard something about Zlagorth in one of my books *pulls out book; opens it; was the wrong book and you end up being teleported again* Anyone got a lighter, I need to burn this thing before @lenago gets back

*a dimentional portal opens up and eldritch horror's head pops out, spitting me and grunting in disgust before fading away*

Huhh...oppgfff....WHERE IS THAT MAGIC SHOW LIBRARIAN!?

I WILL EVERY BOOK SHE HAS!?

 

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*a dimentional portal opens up and eldritch horror's head pops out, spitting me and grunting in disgust before fading away*

Huhh...oppgfff....WHERE IS THAT MAGIC SHOW LIBRARIAN!?

I WILL EVERY BOOK SHE HAS!?

Im uhhhh Right here *Snaps finger and back-pack vanishes* Sorry about that, is there a way I can make it up? *Puppy eyes*

 

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Off note, IRL yet again spending the night doing homework being the only one home =(
Guess whats for dinner!

 

[Lenago]

Im uhhhh Right here *Snaps finger and back-pack vanishes* Sorry about that, is there a way I can make it up? *Puppy eyes*

NO MORE BOOKS!!

I DONT EVEN WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

 

[Foxy Emy]

IDK where he is rn

Well great. I hope he isn't spreading the gospel of Emporer Zlagorth.

*a dimentional portal opens up and eldritch horror's head pops out, spitting me and grunting in disgust before fading away*

Huhh...oppgfff....WHERE IS THAT MAGIC SHOW LIBRARIAN!?

I WILL EVERY BOOK SHE HAS!?

Now I need to check you for elderitch parasites, too. Have you recently grown any new tentacles?

 

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NO MORE BOOKS!!

I DONT EVEN WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

*Pulls out phone, Opens a app; you get teleported again*

NOT THIS AGAIN!!!

 

[metatherat]

*Conjures a endless yogurt fountain* If you got anyone who can carry it you can have it Meta

*gets on rat-smartphone*
*sends out text to Chompy the giant rat: "gt ygrt fntn, cm hlp"*

 

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*gets on rat-smartphone*
*sends out text to Chompy the giant rat: "gt ygrt fntn, cm hlp"*

XD you know if you would show me where you want it I could carry it for you before @lenago gets back and kills me

 

[Lenago]

XD you know if you would show me where you want it I could carry it for you before @lenago gets back and kills me

*a hole soon comes up and i pop out from the whole, with another Lenago quite bruised peaking his head and glaring at you*

Yeah sorry about that me...maybe now knowing what happens i can avoid it...thought luck for you though see ya!

*the hole fades away and i sigh*

Geeeeez, i really am a grump...

 

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*a hole soon comes up and i pop out from the whole, with another Lenago quite bruised peaking his head and glaring at you*

Yeah sorry about that me...maybe now knowing what happens i can avoid it...thought luck for you though see ya!

*the hole fades away and i sigh*

Geeeeez, i really am a grump...

I dont know if I should be on my knees begging for forgiveness or running for my life right now *Paniks*

 

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[Lenago]

I dont know if I should be on my knees begging for forgiveness or running for my life right now *Paniks*
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Run....

 

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Run....

*Takes off sprinting not even caring if @lenago is following me* *Trips; makeup mirror falls out of pocket and opens, thus teleporting @lenago once again*

 

[Lenago]

*Takes off sprinting not even caring if @lenago is following me* *Trips; makeup mirror falls out of pocket and opens, thus teleporting @lenago once again*

Humph well thats settled...*looks at my castle*
Mental note..avoid windows tomorrow * walks inside to relax*

 

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Humph well thats settled...*looks at my castle*
Mental note..avoid windows tomorrow * walks inside to relax*

* @lenago walks inside to see me sitting on the couch* uuuuhhhhhhhhh

 

[metatherat]

Humph well thats settled...*looks at my castle*
Mental note..avoid windows tomorrow * walks inside to relax*

....*puts away WINDOWS EVERYWHERE POTION*

haahhhh....
welp, it is most late.
I must sleep :3

until tomorrow, fellowfurs :3

 

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say the Spanish one outloud