Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

Come on, quick! We don't have time

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Ugh, fine.

*Starts filing flight plan*

This may take a moment.

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[Simo]

I have been to that uh...resort.

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Foxes give it a 5/5 on Yelp, 'would visit again'

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[TR273]

Ugh, fine.

*Starts filing flight plan*

This may take a moment.

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Going somewhere?
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[Simo]

The foxes are going to the Fox Tickling Rehab Center....as well as a certain dragon!!!!!!

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[DRGN Juno]

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Going somewhere?
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...Yes?

The last airworthy one of those (XH558) was retired. Besides, it's a bomber, not an interceptor.

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@Ravofox I hope you packed light.

 

[Simo]

You won't need to wear much at the tickling center : P

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[Ravofox]

Foxes give it a 5/5 on Yelp, 'would visit again'

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I wrote a -2345 review, mr!!

*shakes @DRGN Juno * come on, take off!!!

And I hope loads of KFC is light

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[Simo]

*sneaks KFC out of buckets, and replaces with fried tofu slabs*

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[DRGN Juno]

I wrote a -2345 review, mr!!

*shakes @DRGN Juno * come on, take off!!!

And I hope loads of KFC is light

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*Aircraft nyooming noises*

What? Can't take my job too seriously.

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[TR273]

I wrote a -2345 review, mr!!

*shakes @DRGN Juno * come on, take off!!!

And I hope loads of KFC is light

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*Dressed as a customs inspector.*
Sorry sir, but you're not allowed to take this much food on the flight.
*Confiscates the KFC, gives you an 'official government approved, health and safety anti terrorist' tofu bar*
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[DRGN Juno]

And I hope loads of KFC is light

Here's some bags for when that inevitably comes back up.

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[Simo]

*loads plane cargo area with 10 tons of celery*

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[Ravofox]

*Dressed as a customs inspector.*
Sorry sir, but you're not allowed to take this much food on the flight.
*Confiscates the KFC, gives you an 'official government approved, health and safety anti terrorist' tofu bar*
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Come on!! Pure discrimination!!

*loads plane cargo area with 10 tons of celery*

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Well, as long as the centre of gravity is maintained

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[DRGN Juno]

*loads plane cargo area with 10 tons of celery*

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-Cargo area

-Fighter jet

If this was a Venn diagram, it would be two completely separate circles.

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[Simo]

-Cargo area

-Fighter jet

If this was a Venn diagram, it would be two completely separate circles.

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I took some parts out, to make room : )

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[DRGN Juno]

I took some parts out, to make room : )

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And I put them back in. Always do a preflight. What hack aviator do you think I am?

And how are we having this conversation? We're halfway to Cuba by now.

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[TR273]

Come on!! Pure discrimination!!

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Look what we confiscated from the last person through here...

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[Simo]

*hires a giant, indestructible birb to take out more parts, mid flight*

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[DRGN Juno]

*hires a giant, indestructible birb to take out more parts, mid flight*

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Sukhoi appears in a miniature flight suit. Many minutes of squabbling later, and the two are now friends. The giant birb disappears into the night. Weeks later, the mischief den is covered in birb poop of unknown and 'significant' origin.

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[Simo]

*hires foxes to clean den, and then, hires a fully mature Spike to remove the wings from your plane, for being so mean!*

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[Universe]

*beats up spike*
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[DRGN Juno]

*hires foxes to clean den, and then, hires a fully mature Spike to remove the wings from your plane, for being so mean!*

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*Ejects over Cuba and parachutes to safety, dragging @Ravofox with me after we land*

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[Universe]

*Ejects over Cuba and parachutes to safety, dragging @Ravofox with me after we land*

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*lands next to you* are you two ok?
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[Simo]

*takes over Cuba, and makes the entire island my new Tickling Center and Resort, while enjoying a cigar*

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[Universe]

*takes over Cuba, and makes the entire island my new Tickling Center and Resort, while enjoying a cigar*

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*Takes back CUBA and makes tickling dragons illegal*
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