Predators and Prey
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Maur
Drunken drunk
*merrily marches around, committing mischief after mischief while catchy brass music plays in the background*
Neee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Grit your teeth over my impish pranks, world, for I am the great Maurstache!
ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
metatherat
Really ratty rat
"Neee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Grit your teeth over my impish pranks, world, for I am the great Maurstache!", said Maurstache, as he and his band of mischievous monkeys went out onto the balcony to practice their musical instruments for an upcoming concert.
"It seems like it has been years since anyone has heard Maurstache, the bandleader!" said his band mate, Mooch.
"Well, it will take some time for someone to come and replace us," said the great white whale, Keltie, who was standing at the far edge of the balcony. "There has not been any big news in the world today..."
"We will have to do something about that!" said Maurstache. "Let's go out and find big news for Keltie!"
"Maurstache, I don't think that will be too hard," said Mooch. "It will just be a matter of finding a large crowd and making them laugh!"
So Maurstache and his monkey band set out across the Great Glacier for the most wonderful place
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Thanks, Textsynth
*adds furiously to MAURSTACHE NOTES*
*coffee fingerguns*
ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
gets worried about them getting big news"Neee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Grit your teeth over my impish pranks, world, for I am the great Maurstache!", said Maurstache, as he and his band of mischievous monkeys went out onto the balcony to practice their musical instruments for an upcoming concert.
"It seems like it has been years since anyone has heard Maurstache, the bandleader!" said his band mate, Mooch.
"Well, it will take some time for someone to come and replace us," said the great white whale, Keltie, who was standing at the far edge of the balcony. "There has not been any big news in the world today..."
"We will have to do something about that!" said Maurstache. "Let's go out and find big news for Keltie!"
"Maurstache, I don't think that will be too hard," said Mooch. "It will just be a matter of finding a large crowd and making them laugh!"
So Maurstache and his monkey band set out across the Great Glacier for the most wonderful place
---
Thanks, Textsynth
*adds furiously to MAURSTACHE NOTES*
*coffee fingerguns*
Maur
Drunken drunk
(Mother of Textsynth, this is golden!)"Neee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Grit your teeth over my impish pranks, world, for I am the great Maurstache!", said Maurstache, as he and his band of mischievous monkeys went out onto the balcony to practice their musical instruments for an upcoming concert.
"It seems like it has been years since anyone has heard Maurstache, the bandleader!" said his band mate, Mooch.
"Well, it will take some time for someone to come and replace us," said the great white whale, Keltie, who was standing at the far edge of the balcony. "There has not been any big news in the world today..."
"We will have to do something about that!" said Maurstache. "Let's go out and find big news for Keltie!"
"Maurstache, I don't think that will be too hard," said Mooch. "It will just be a matter of finding a large crowd and making them laugh!"
So Maurstache and his monkey band set out across the Great Glacier for the most wonderful place
---
Thanks, Textsynth
*adds furiously to MAURSTACHE NOTES*
*coffee fingerguns*
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
But what happens to Mooch and the Great White Whale Keltie?"Neee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Grit your teeth over my impish pranks, world, for I am the great Maurstache!", said Maurstache, as he and his band of mischievous monkeys went out onto the balcony to practice their musical instruments for an upcoming concert.
"It seems like it has been years since anyone has heard Maurstache, the bandleader!" said his band mate, Mooch.
"Well, it will take some time for someone to come and replace us," said the great white whale, Keltie, who was standing at the far edge of the balcony. "There has not been any big news in the world today..."
"We will have to do something about that!" said Maurstache. "Let's go out and find big news for Keltie!"
"Maurstache, I don't think that will be too hard," said Mooch. "It will just be a matter of finding a large crowd and making them laugh!"
So Maurstache and his monkey band set out across the Great Glacier for the most wonderful place
---
Thanks, Textsynth
*adds furiously to MAURSTACHE NOTES*
*coffee fingerguns*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Mooch and the great white whale, Keltie, ended up in a huge, life-threatening, whale-versus-whale fight! To protect Keltie, Moose jumped in and swam back to Keltie’s side, even though the two whales were much too big to get close. It took five whale attacks to finally separate the battling whales.
In the movie, Mooch saves Keltie's life twice. Moose tells his friend, “Thanks for saving my life,” and Keltie says, “You’re my white whale, Mooch!”
In The Whale Museum, the staff calls Moose and Keltie white whales because they are both very big animals. They often play together. The staff said that Keltie seems to be a gentle whale, while Moose seems to be more aggressive. Mooch said that she has known him since he was a very little baby whale.
White whale
Keltie is a killer
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Well, that explains that. *mystery solved sticker*
omg forumception :O
Maur
Drunken drunk
*twirls 'stache*
Nee-hee-hee-hee-heeee! Enjoy the inconvenience, my fungus friend, for you have been bedazzarazzalazzlold by the great...
*flips cape*
... MAURSTACHE
metatherat
Really ratty rat
As Maurstache flipped his cape, it got caught on the window. When he pulled, the cape went in deeper and deeper. His body hit the window as he fell, and he broke his neck on the ledge.
"I am the strongest man who ever walked the earth!" he shouted, and the window shattered.
"And I have the greatest magic in the world!" whispered Mr. Whelan, and he vanished.
"You don't know how strong I am!" boomed the giant, and he threw a rock at the front door. It broke a bunch of windows, and people screamed. He smashed one of the columns that support the roof. The rain came down harder. People were still out, walking home from work. They could only watch the giant take their homes.
"You don't know how much I'm going to crush you!" he shouted, and he picked up a boulder.
Maur
Drunken drunk
Wait, who is the giant? The whale from earlier? This character roster is out of control (and I love it)
Maur
Drunken drunk
We have a Hulk...
metatherat
Really ratty rat
The giant was the most powerful and the most deadly.
It was the product of two generations of evolution.
It had no natural predators. It was the king of the dinosaurs.
It was a vegetarian. It had no teeth, except for a very, very narrow set of carnassials. And it ate.
As for Mr. Whelan, he was just the latest victim in the unending struggle for the heart of the giant.
We indeed do (apparently). They're a killer. *nodnod*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
That's what I assumed
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Do giants get angry in the vicinity of huge cursed top hats?That's what I assumed
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Do giants get angry in the vicinity of huge cursed top hats? Well, it turns out that yes, they do. It’s a normal Friday night when I hear the first explosion.
lenago is absent? Why is that :O
ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
(just not online at moment)