Predators and Prey

[Matt the Terrier]

*woofs*
*wins*

 

[Skittles]

That's right, Skittles! Ahduesnajrbdudnsiadmrhisnzf8eubfh and vores to you!! ♡

Did you.. Eat me? :O

 

[Shyy]

*knocks on door*

Have a ham sandwich with a cup of coffee?

*opens door* I'm sorry, but, this refridgerator is occupied. Go sit elsewhere. *closes door* (muffled) No, I do not want a ham sandwich, thanks.

 

[Lenago]

*opens door* I'm sorry, but, this refridgerator is occupied. Go sit elsewhere. *closes door* (muffled) No, I do not want a ham sandwich, thanks.

Well talk about COLD shoulder...Pppffttt hehehe ohh that was a good one haha

 

[ben909]

hello pap land

this unfortunately is the end of this picture because its now to hard to screenshot

 

[ben909]

I could have sworn I saw a horse in my backyard (just a shadow doing some trolling). Now I want to draw my scumbag centaur.

worries this may of been the stuff non me people added to your water supply

 

[ben909]

drinks coffee

 

[Shyy]

*exits fridge, closes door* nice place to eat. such a wide variety of choices. * wanders off, after grabbing pot of coffee to go*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*exits fridge, closes door* nice place to eat. such a wide variety of choices. * wanders off, after grabbing pot of coffee to go*

*trots over and follows along behind protogen*

 

[ben909]

Just trying to avoid accidental omg predation :O. There has been so much sapient food and pareidolia around that I don't want to accidentally eat someone :3

as you think this you see a strange coupon for the "greatest mushroomland correctional facility and pizzeria "

(the mushrooms have tried self government)

 

[Maur]

Somebody gave me a coupon for some pizza place. I must say, that coupon tasted good! Fine paper indeed.

 

[Maur]

Feast your eyes (facet or not) on my 100% legit coupon for the pizzathingamathing.

 

[ben909]

they start cooking "bad mushroom" pizzas

 

[Maur]

*chants*
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

 

[ben909]

places pizza on the table

see it has mushrooms on it dispite comming from the mushroom man base...

gets worries about what the mushrooms did in the short time i left to invade rome

 

[Maur]

places pizza on the table

see it has mushrooms on it dispite comming from the mushroom man base...

gets worries about what the mushrooms did in the short time i left to invade rome

*eyes delicious pizza with utmost excitement, marveling over its intricate pizzariffic details*
My, aren't you a tasty-looking thing! Bet you had a good time in that oven, didn't you?

 

[ben909]

comes out with pizza slicer anyway

 

[Maur]

comes out with pizza slicer anyway

*anticipation intensifies as he watches pizza get sliced up - also puts on a bib because, well, messy eater*

 

[ben909]

*anticipation intensifies as he watches pizza get sliced up - also puts on a bib because, well, messy eater*

also messy eater

cuts half the pizza into slices and half into rectangles, knowing i would never get the square square

 

[Maur]

*pets pizza*
*talks dirty to pizza*
*takes pizza out on a date*
*binges Adam Sandler movies with pizza*
*puts arm around pizza*
"I love you..."
*meets pizza's parents - they cool*
*surprises pizza with a romantic picnic*
*proposes to pizza*
"Yes!"
*marries pizza*
*copulates with pizza*
*pizza pregnant*
*okjhirfiofioxcfhilfdgrthl*

 

[ben909]

*pets pizza*
*talks dirty to pizza*
*takes pizza out on a date*
*binges Adam Sandler movies with pizza*
*puts arm around pizza*
"I love you..."
*meets pizza's parents - they cool*
*surprises pizza with a romantic picnic*
*proposes to pizza*
"Yes!"
*marries pizza*
*copulates with pizza*
*pizza pregnant*
*okjhirfiofioxcfhilfdgrthl*

...
more pizzas somehow gets brought to the invasion site by helicopters that don't belong to my rome invading faction or to rome

 

[Maur]

...
more pizzas somehow gets brought to the invasion site by helicopters that don't belong to my rome invading faction or to rome

*busy taking pizza family on field trips in 1940 Buick and pondering about savings plan for future pizza college*

 

[Guifrog]

Did you.. Eat me? :O

What, no D: Or if I did, I didn't mean to D: The maney said "vores" and I just went along D:
How do you taste like, btw? D:

 

[Shyy]

they start cooking "bad mushroom" pizzas

IRL, local chain called "Mad Mushroom" pizza places. Dead-ass serious. Damn good pizza!

 

[ben909]

IRL, local chain called "Mad Mushroom" pizza places. Dead-ass serious. Damn good pizza!

Spoiler

(for the story, these are sentient mushroom characters who are being pizzaed by 'their' goverement as a punishment for a crime, the event is the mushrooms failed attempt at governing themselves)