Predators and Prey

[Finn ^w^]

I present to you: our newly furred friend, Keeba Kodachi. I wanted to change some things about Keeba, and I finally got a model I like. He is a Eurasian wolf, more specifically Russian (literally just coz I love the clothes and colors that much, ushankas are just the best) and I changed his name and character a bit. I prolly won't keep this, but I'm heavily considering it. The name change is permanent tho.

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[Matt the Terrier]

*woofs*
*wiggles*
*wins*

 

[Lenago]

*pets pizza*
*talks dirty to pizza*
*takes pizza out on a date*
*binges Adam Sandler movies with pizza*
*puts arm around pizza*
"I love you..."
*meets pizza's parents - they cool*
*surprises pizza with a romantic picnic*
*proposes to pizza*
"Yes!"
*marries pizza*
*copulates with pizza*
*pizza pregnant*
*okjhirfiofioxcfhilfdgrthl*

*looks at the pizza*

Ya know what? It has your eyes

 

[Maur]

Meanwhile at Maur's place...

 

[ben909]

still has not finished coffee

 

[Guifrog]

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Meanwhile at Maur's place...

How would a pizza react to being invited for dinner at a pizzeria... Would it be terrified with the massacre, or intrigued with the sexy vore ensuing?

 

[Maur]

How would a pizza react to being invited for dinner at a pizzeria... Would it be terrified with the massacre, or intrigued with the sexy vore ensuing?

Good question. I'm gonna ask her.

 

[Maur]

She slapped my cheek and locked herself in the bathroom. What do I do now?

 

[ben909]

finishes coffee and records it in COFFEE LOG

 

[ScaratheWolf]

She slapped my cheek and locked herself in the bathroom. What do I do now?

Use diplomacy

 

[Guifrog]

She slapped my cheek and locked herself in the bathroom. What do I do now?

Hmmm I dunno... The yeast you can do for now is give her a slice of time I guess? Sorry I'm the wrong person for romantic advice and pizza puns :<

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Hmmm I dunno... The yeast you can do for now is give her a slice of time I guess? Sorry I'm the wrong person for romantic advice and pizza puns :<

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WOW just WOW

 

[Guifrog]

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WOW just WOW

Look, I'm a pun aficionadough, not a specialist!

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Look, I'm a pun aficionadough, not a specialist!

ok Riberto...

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*woofs*

 

[Guifrog]

*petpet*

 

[Lenago]

Hmmm I dunno... The yeast you can do for now is give her a slice of time I guess? Sorry I'm the wrong person for romantic advice and pizza puns :<

HA!

 

[TR273]

She slapped my cheek and locked herself in the bathroom. What do I do now?

Start reading 'War and Peace'... she's probably going to be a while

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Start reading 'War and Peace'... she's probably going to be a while

Yep might watch the OG "Gone with the Wind" (it was 6 hours long)

 

[Maur]

Use diplomacy

Hmmm I dunno... The yeast you can do for now is give her a slice of time I guess? Sorry I'm the wrong person for romantic advice and pizza puns :<

After 30 minutes of camping outside the bathroom - knocking and sweet-talking - she finally agreed to come out. She says she'll be staying with her mother for a while. Does that mean she's still mad at me?

 

[ScaratheWolf]

After 30 minutes of camping outside the bathroom - knocking and sweet-talking - she finally agreed to come out. She says she'll be staying with her mother for a while. Does that mean she's still mad at me?

yes, shes pissed

 

[Maur]

yes, shes pissed

*nervous noises*
Jupiter's banana...

 

[ben909]

worried that, as pizzas, their family may have been eaten already

 

[Guifrog]

After 30 minutes of camping outside the bathroom - knocking and sweet-talking - she finally agreed to come out. She says she'll be staying with her mother for a while. Does that mean she's still mad at me?

I was hopeful that the cheesy puns would cheer her up, assuming that pizzas like cheese
Yes, she is. I'm sorry

 

[Maur]

worried that, as pizzas, their family may have been eaten already

Her mother has vinegar corn flakes and sardines for topping and her father is sprinkled with pistachio shells lacks crust. Who in their right mind would want to eat that?