Predators and Prey

[ScaratheWolf]

The west comes to assist the attackers

 

[TR273]

After 30 minutes of camping outside the bathroom - knocking and sweet-talking - she finally agreed to come out. She says she'll be staying with her mother for a while. Does that mean she's still mad at me?

Probably....

Or if her mother is like mine, she's found a lead on some hidden artifacts and needs a hand with the heavy lifting.

 

[Baron Tredegar]

YOU FOOLS I BRING THE POWER OF EASTERN ROMAN NAPALM!

 

[TR273]

Ooooh!
A fight!

*The Orks attack everyone!!!!!*

 

[Guifrog]

*looks left, looks right*
*unconfidently water-guns*

 

[Maur]

I wasn't able to completely remove the coconut odor but at least it's milder now - as in it doesn't cause my nose to wrinkle up. The stench is almost as bad as that time my dumb rear thought it would be a good idea to use Axe Bodywash as detergent. Ha-ha-ha no.

 

[Fcomega121]

*the ensuing hat looks very muffiny-tasty*

*the anthro sea bass museum curator that was lying on your dinner plate leaves in a huff*

*Tries to figure out what animal this burrito looks like. A donkey, maybe?*

I dunno :0
Looks like an anomalocaris maybe? Owo

Ohhh looks amazing dear!

Daww thanks dear~ I putted tons of love into that drawing uwu

Did you.. Eat me? :O

OwO

:0
Queenvore!! :O

What, no D: Or if I did, I didn't mean to D: The maney said "vores" and I just went along D:

Hmmmm vores @w@
Eet meee plox lol

Ehemm I mean, t-that's "our" in danish >~<

How do you taste like, btw? D:

Easy! Skittles!!
That's an easy one! :3

Cinnamon and hairballs~

Cinnamon!!! And fløøf! Hehehe

I always thought you'd taste like the rainbow Queenie uwu

Aww... I'm not a fan of either. However~
*grabs your head and kisses your cheek*
Love seeing you around even for a bit!

(Dawww same really <333

I love spending time with our queen friend <3
She's so awesome and adorable >w<

*Kisses skittles' other cheek... The other *face cheek lol*

 

[metatherat]

I wasn't able to completely remove the coconut odor but at least it's milder now - as in it doesn't cause my nose to wrinkle up. The stench is almost as bad as that time my dumb rear thought it would be a good idea to use Axe Bodywash as detergent. Ha-ha-ha no.

Prompt: "monster coconut bursts in through the door"

I dunno :0
Looks like an anomalocaris maybe? Owo

Oh, the locaris is anonymous. OK, I'll pretend I do not recognize him :3

 

[Lenago]

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*opens the house door and looks at the monster coconut*.....
...ok then....

 

[metatherat]

*opens the house door and looks at the monster coconut*.....
...ok then....

*the monster coconut asks if it could borrow a cup of sugar. it is doing some baking*

 

[Lenago]

*the monster coconut asks if it could borrow a cup of sugar. it is doing some baking*

...*gives it a cup*
Huhh have a good day...

 

[metatherat]

...*gives it a cup*
Huhh have a good day...

*next, a monster avocado bursts through the door. it wants a chalice of pepper*

 

[Lenago]

*next, a monster avocado bursts through the door. it wants a chalice of pepper*

What is this, a salade party or something??

 

[Maur]

What is this, a salade party or something??

What's that? The vegan edition of a sausage party?

I'll see myself to jail.

 

[metatherat]

What is this, a salade party or something??

*a pineapple in a stereotypical bandito outfit bursts in through the door! "Vamos! Saladé!" it screams. It wants a cup of all of your gold.*
*dramatic desert harmonica*

What's that? The vegan edition of a sausage party?

I'll see myself to jail.

*The pawlice tell you to get out. That is "not a hotel", apparently*

 

[Lenago]

*a pineapple in a stereotypical bandito outfit bursts in through the door! "Vamos! Saladé!" it screams. It wants a cup of all of your gold.*
*dramatic desert harmonica*

*The pawlice tell you to get out. That is "not a hotel", apparently*

Well i...*looks around for the desert harmonica but then shrugs*

Well i think you are out luck there my juicy friend, because touch my gold and you are good as cold drink for the summer...so make like a banana and split

 

[metatherat]

Well i...*looks around for the desert harmonica but then shrugs*

Well i think you are out luck there my juicy friend, because touch my gold and you are good as cold drink for the summer...so make like a banana and split

*His accomplice, Banana Kid, looks at you like grr*
*they push past you brusquely, firing their revolvers in the air as they look in drawers and under your couch, presumably looking for the gold*
*they have to pause periodically to reload, which lessens the effect somewhat, but it gets the message across*

 

[Lenago]

*His accomplice, Banana Kid, looks at you like grr*
*they push past you brusquely, firing their revolvers in the air as they look in drawers and under your couch, presumably looking for the gold*
*they have to pause periodically to reload, which lessens the effect somewhat, but it gets the message across*

*looks at them and just grabs them,throwing them out the window before closing it*

Yeahhh no, i am not getting robbed by fruit

 

[Maur]

Well i...*looks around for the desert harmonica but then shrugs*

Well i think you are out luck there my juicy friend, because touch my gold and you are good as cold drink for the summer...so make like a banana and split

*touches your gold but is considerate enough to wear protective gloves - no need to soil riches with gross human bacteria*

 

[metatherat]

*looks at them and just grabs them,throwing them out the window before closing it*

Yeahhh no, i am not getting robbed by fruit

*an angry fruit seller bursts in through the door. "MY FRUIT", he yells, angrily. He wants a cup of monetary recompense*
*dramatic courtroom harmonica*

 

[Lenago]

*touches your gold but is considerate enough to wear protective gloves - no need to soil riches with gross human bacteria*

Carefull i put traps near it

*a giant spike ball falls just inches from you*

 

[Lenago]

*an angry fruit seller bursts in through the door. "MY FRUIT", he yells, angrily. He wants a cup of monetary recompense*
*dramatic courtroom harmonica*

Well yo- *looks around for the harmonica* whos playing that?...

Well your fruit were trying to steal my stuff

 

[Maur]

Carefull i put traps near it

*a giant spike ball falls just inchest from you*

*gasps, but not at the fact that he almost got crushed but... eww, that's a nasty ball*

*sprays spiked ball with disinfectants*

 

[Lenago]

*gasps, but not at the fact that he almost got crushed but... eww, that's a nasty ball*

*sprays spiked ball with disinfectants*

*the ball shines clean*

 

[metatherat]

Well yo- *looks around for the harmonica* whos playing that?...

Well your fruit were trying to steal my stuff

*turns out that the harmonica is being played by Sweettone, the dramatic harmonica rat*
*he gives you the rat fingerguns*
*dramatic fingergun harmonica*

*The fruit seller glares at you. "I don't care! I worked my fingers to the bone mining those fruit at the fruit mine!" He glares angrily at you while crossing his arms. He is also wielding a meat cleaver for some reason, although maybe it is a fruit cleaver instead*
*Sweettone plays the dramatic courtroom harmonica again*