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Predators and Prey

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Somebody stole my milk but at least I've got a nice piece of toast.
*toast converts to the church of food-on-floor-ism*

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>> Pick up toast
>> Cuss

>> Remain silent
*scurries up, crams toast into mouth*
You phrefr schlnenche *mjom, monch* themn *gulp, scronch*. As gho- *nearly chokes on the toast*

Also, @lenago, I tried to use Wombo to generate myself a cute rat house like your foxhouse, but....
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Actually, I'm good with my current nonexistent house, that's good, that's perfect, yesyes.
*gives the rathouse the rat fingerguns and scurries nervously away*
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
*scurries up, crams toast into mouth*
You phrefr schlnenche *mjom, monch* themn *gulp, scronch*. As gho- *nearly chokes on the toast*

Also, @lenago, I tried to use Wombo to generate myself a cute rat house like your foxhouse, but....
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Actually, I'm good with my current nonexistent house, that's good, that's perfect, yesyes.
*gives the rathouse the rat fingerguns and scurries nervously away*
OH MY LORD!!
WHAT...WHAT IS THAT!? ITS A MONSTER OF A HOUSE
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
*wanders through, toast crumbs, beercan pull tabs and pizza bones trailing behind* That was an interesting thing, taking strippers to breakfast. Not sure if I would <ever> do that again... although, the Sicilian guy <was> very cute...
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
enters, says hello to pAp land, drinks day old coffee
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*scurries up, crams toast into mouth*
You phrefr schlnenche *mjom, monch* themn *gulp, scronch*. As gho- *nearly chokes on the toast*

Also, @lenago, I tried to use Wombo to generate myself a cute rat house like your foxhouse, but....
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Actually, I'm good with my current nonexistent house, that's good, that's perfect, yesyes.
*gives the rathouse the rat fingerguns and scurries nervously away*
*The Rathaus (wonders if anyone will notice), gives you the fingerguns back and scurries off over the hills.*
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*The Rathaus (wonders if anyone will notice), gives you the fingerguns back and scurries off over the hills.*
Come baack! You serve a government function- wait, we rats don't care about that. Run, Rathaus! Run to your heart's content!! :3
enters, says hello to pAp land, drinks day old coffee
*drinks today's fresh coffee (because the day old coffee was drank by me yesterday)*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
cleans up the bodies of the mushrooms that were killed yesterday, and their explosives
 
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ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
also, takes a sketchy science book page amd does an experiment

takes away all the food and replaces it with carrots to see if i turn anyone orange
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
cleana up the bodies of the mushrooms that were killed yesterday, and their explosives
Mushrooms, nooo... wait, is the mycelium still okay? If so, aren't the anthro mushrooms still alive? *thoughtful rat*
also, takes a sketchy science book page amd does an experiment

takes away all the food and replaces it with carrots to see if i turn anyone orange
o! carrots. thamk :3
*starts eating the carrots*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Mushrooms, nooo... wait, is the mycelium still okay? If so, aren't the anthro mushrooms still alive? *thoughtful rat*

o! carrots. thamk :3
*starts eating the carrots*
we are not sure about that part, there were explosions and energy weapons fired...

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the carrots make it so you and other rats that eat them can only eat carrots for a few days

this is to see in you turn orange
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
we are not sure about that part, there were explosions and energy weapons fired...

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the carrots make it so you and other rats that eat them can only eat carrots for a few days

this is to see in you turn orange
I doubt it. And you won't be able to see much, there is all the rat-fur in the way!
*eats another carrot*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
I doubt it. And you won't be able to see much, there is all the rat-fur in the way!
*eats another carrot*
still attempts the ethicsless science
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
still attempts the ethicsless science
*watches, waits to see if rats become orange or tie-dyed variant of said*
*I start flickering in different colours*
Ehh... plz ignor that :3
MY TOAST!
*deep breath*
You're lucky you're adorable.
I am lucky to be adorable! I owe it all to my ratness.
*charismratic rat-wink*
I say we kill that thing with fire
Noo! He may look a bit.... monstrous... but he is still a dear ratpal. Let's cling to him and smell his fur :3
Hayyy!
And baii!
I'm off to my irl wanderings :3
*scurryscurry*
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
*I start flickering in different colours*
Ehh... plz ignor that :3

I am lucky to be adorable! I owe it all to my ratness.
*charismratic rat-wink*

Noo! He may look a bit.... monstrous... but he is still a dear ratpal. Let's cling to him and smell his fur :3

Hayyy!
And baii!
I'm off to my irl wanderings :3
*scurryscurry*
I would rather not....SALLY! THERE IS A HOUSE HERE FOR YOU TO WRECK PLEASE!
 
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