Predators and Prey

[ben909]

*sends a couple dozen of hobbits on an adventure to Dragon Gulch*

Note: This assortment of hobbits does not include the following:
• Ancient magical rings;
• Angry, grudgy dwarves;
• Gandalf, the Grey.

may contain a ring doorbell in a box though

 

[ben909]

finishes rebuilding the house and hopes no one notices it was gone

 

[Lenago]

Everything. You missed a total of 34 shooting stars, 6 eclipses and 2 auroras while you were out.
There was also a lot of merping. I think.

34 shooting sta- is my house ok?!

 

[TR273]

*sends a couple dozen of hobbits on an adventure to Dragon Gulch*

Note: This assortment of hobbits does not include the following:
• Ancient magical rings;
• Angry, grudgy dwarves;
• Gandalf, the Grey.

*Sends a crate of ketchup too*

 

[ben909]

34 shooting sta- is my house ok?!

"yes its fine, nothing happened"

 

[TR273]

34 shooting sta- is my house ok?!

No!
Next question?

Also...

Merp!

 

[Lenago]

No!
Next question?

Also...

Merp!

Does this bow tie make my butt look big?

 

[TR273]

Does this bow tie make my butt look big?

No!
It requires no help for that....
(Jk)

 

[Lenago]

No!
It requires no help for that....
(Jk)

HOY!

 

[Groggy]

may contain a ring doorbell in a box though

Uh, crap. Didn't account for that.

*Sends a crate of ketchup too*

Oh yes! Ketchup, I forgot about the condiments too!
...You know, for the hobbits and their breakfasts, of course.

*thanks Fox Mom with a book of ancient magic I found lying around*
*there is a label on the back saying "USE RESPONSIBLY!!!", whatever that means*

34 shooting sta- is my house ok?!

*glances at the smoking pile of rubble*
Maybe...

 

[ben909]

mushrooms stand near a complete and normal looking house acting as if nothing happened

don't notice that the paint is still wet

 

[TR273]

HOY!

*Projects innocence*

 

[Groggy]

mushrooms stand near a complete and normal looking house acting as if nothing happened

don't notice that the paint is still wet

*scratches chin*
I don't remember this house being here a minute ago, nor do I remember all these mushrooms around here...

 

[ben909]

*scratches chin*
I don't remember this house being here a minute ago, nor do I remember all these mushrooms around here...

mushroom men wave at you(they are the characters i play as sometimes)

 

[Maur]

mushrooms stand near a complete and normal looking house acting as if nothing happened

don't notice that the paint is still wet

*impulsively touches wet paint... twice*

 

[Groggy]

mushroom men wave at you(they are the characters i play as sometimes)

And now they're waving at me... I swear something's off...

Oh well, must've been the wind.

 

[Fcomega121]

*slowly wakes up* oohhh my head...what happened?

I dunno, I was watching a documentary 0wo

34 shooting sta- is my house ok?!

Yeah!
the sttars weren't shooting at your house ^w^

they were firing towards.... somewhere 0w0

Does this bow tie make my butt look big?

noooo~~

your booty is already squishable and very round already :3

 

[Lenago]

*Projects innocence*

*Glares at you*

 

[Groggy]

*impulsively touches wet paint... twice*

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THINGS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE IF YOU TOUCH FRESH PAINT AAAAAA
*takes cover*

 

[Groggy]

*Projects innocence*

*opens phone book on the letter K*

 

[TR273]

*Glares at you*

*Polishes Halo*

*Puts Halo into the PS4*

*Plays Halo*

 

[Lenago]

*Polishes Halo*

*Puts Halo into the PS4*

*Plays Halo*

*stares at you*

There are so many things wrong with that i am not sure where to begin

 

[Maur]

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THINGS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE IF YOU TOUCH FRESH PAINT AAAAAA
*takes cover*

*grimaces and starts drumming 'We Will Rock You' on wet paint - yeah, Maur is a very dumb human*

 

[Guifrog]

*opens phone book on the letter K*

Does it include "Kaboooom"? I hear that one automatically calls Lenny's real estate insurer... just in case he's not able to call it by himself at some point. Not due to death, because we're all characters and don't die. We just faint, get squashed, burned to ashes with silly big eyes, sometimes with extra mustache painted on us out of someone else's mockery urges

Yeah!
the sttars weren't shooting at your house ^w^

they were firing towards.... somewhere 0w0

*is sad that I didn't pray to see if one falls so I could make shiny DIY tools with it*

 

[Groggy]

*grimaces and starts drumming 'We Will Rock You' on wet paint - yeah, Maur is a very dumb human*

*peeks from cover*
*agonizes over the complete disrespect for the sign that says "WET PAINT DO NOT TOUCH (things will explode)"*

I'm telling you it will explode, it even says so on the sign!