TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Gives Fishing rod*Bah! Curses!
*mumbles and plots*

*Gives Fishing rod*Bah! Curses!
*mumbles and plots*
Or, you could just. Y'know... shamelessly...Bah! Curses!
*mumbles and plots*
... suddenly this took a turn for the uncomfortably worse. I, uh, I'll cancel my plotting plans.
...*nod-nod* Exactly what I mean*Gives Fishing rod*
*BONKS. TWICE.*Or, you could just. Y'know... shamelessly...
...*nod-nod* Exactly what I mean
Ha ha!*BONKS. TWICE.*
OW x2!*BONKS. TWICE.*
THERE! See, imagine pond sticks are worms. So you get the fish rod. And you put pond sticks on it. But instead of trying to catch fish in a pond, you can try to catch... Something in a pool. That is like, in the pool right now.I'M GONNA GO EAT POND STICKS
What are you implying pal?edit: ....Ehhhh in fact, nevermind that. I don't think hats like being fed pond sticks
*hops away*
Sooooo is the hat embedded to your head?I never said i take it off during the shower
it can play tenisSooooo is the hat embedded to your head?
Does it contain pigeons?
Does it have feelings of its own?
Can it solve math problems?!
I-WHAT? N-NO, I'm totally not telling him to steal your hat, no. I-I mean, I'm just arguing that fishing things with an empty fish hook is always enough. See, to catch things like a boot, a flat tyre, sponges, hats, just as examples!What are you implying pal?
NoSooooo is the hat embedded to your head?
Does it contain pigeons?
Does it have feelings of its own?
Can it solve math problems?!
And throw a punchit can play tenis
But h o w ?it can play tenis
Defense systemAnd throw a punch
it had a tenis racket to deflect projectilesBut h o w ?
*two robot hands pop from my hat*But h o w ?
So if it isn't pigeons, what's the secret under the hat?No
Not anymore.
....not sure...
No
Just my head, though i had people live inside it a while back, even some UFOs but i took care of thatSo if it isn't pigeons, what's the secret under the hat?
Why is it so precious?
Is it nothing?
Why am I asking so many questions?
it had a tenis racket to deflect projectiles
Well... I don't know what I was expecting.*two robot hands pop from my hat*
Just make sure to avoid approaching the hat while he's sleeping, its defense system is very powerfulWell... I don't know what I was expecting.
I want to ask MOAR inconsequential questions, but I think I might have exceeded today's quota...
Oh come now,the way you talk it looks like you took a beating from itJust make sure to avoid approaching the hat while he's sleeping, its defense system is very powerful
Oh, I dunno, maybe an ancient relic of a long-gone civilization, a sentient being from an alternate universe...Just my head, though i had people live inside it a while back, even some UFOs but i took care of that
Its a stylish hat, what else?
*you hear Waldo's voice from inside my hat*Oh, I dunno, maybe an ancient relic of a long-gone civilization, a sentient being from an alternate universe...
Who knows, maybe it contains knowledge thought long lost by humanity... maybe it even knows where Waldo is!