Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

He usually complains whenever I show up, just another Tuesday in PvP I guess...

I complain because you and your booty always wreck my house

Why thanks I needed those. Proceeds to order my secret weapon to destroy Lenagos house: Sir Lancelot.

*sees him attacking everyone with a sword*

So huh....anyone gona call the cops? No?...i mean he is not even close to my house....he is just stabbing people with his sword....

 

[Baron Tredegar]

I complain because you and your booty always wreck my house


*sees him attacking everyone with a sword*

So huh....anyone gona call the cops? No?...i mean he is not even close to my house....he is just stabbing people with his sword....

Oh, um well in that case, grabs kid off the street. Ill give you a hundred dollars to destroy those windows in that house.

 

[Lenago]

Oh, um well in that case, grabs kid off the street. Ill give you a hundred dollars to destroy those windows in that house.

Hey you darn kids!
Get off my lawn!

 

[Maur]

*floppy drive noises*

 

[Lenago]

*floppy drive noises*

*looks at you and grabs another floppy disk,putting it on you, i then start to play Pac-man*

 

[Maur]

*looks at you and grabs another floppy disk,putting it on you, i then start to play Pac-man*

*WAKA WAKA WAKA... Gaul... WAKA WAKA WAKA*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Hey you darn kids!
Get off my lawn!

The kid runs off after seeing angry old man Lenago. I proceed to shoot my orbital death laser on the house.

 

[Lenago]

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*WAKA WAKA WAKA... Gaul... WAKA WAKA WAKA*

Ahhh dang pink ghost! Always catching me from behind

 

[Maur]

Ahhh dang pink ghost! Always catching me from behind

Gaul... Gaul...

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Gaul... Gaul...

Turks... Turks...

 

[Maur]

Turks... Turks...

 

[Baron Tredegar]

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Constantine XI Palaiologos intensifies.

 

[Groggy]

This seems like a great time to declare how much I love randomly mentioning Carthage.
Like, Carthage! The word Carthage has such a nice ring to it!
Oh, and don't even tell me about the great city of Carthage, such magnificent carthaginian architecture. Carthage!
Carthage!
Carthage.
CARTHAGE.

 

[Maur]

This seems like a great time to declare how much I love randomly mentioning Carthage.
Like, Carthage! The word Carthage has such a nice ring to it!
Oh, and don't even tell me about the great city of Carthage, such magnificent carthaginian architecture. Carthage!
Carthage!
Carthage.
CARTHAGE.

 

[NuclearConflict]

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[Lenago]

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*hears the tunder*

Huh...rain today

*a umbrela pops out from my hat and i keep reading*

 

[Nexus Cabler]

*Peeks in the chat*

 

[TR273]

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Something, Something... Hannibal.... Something... Elephants... Something

 

[Guifrog]

Something, Something... Hannibal.... Something... Elephants... Something

...Merp...

 

[Maur]

Something, Something... Hannibal.... Something... Elephants... Something

*mentally bluescreens*

 

[TR273]

...Merp...

Merp! Merp! Merp! Merp! Merp! Merp!

 

[Lenago]

Merp! Merp! Merp! Merp! Merp! Merp!

*tries to translate the merps*

......lets see you are saying..." help help a hot dog stole my potato machine"......what?

 

[Maur]

help help a hot dog stole my potato machine"......what?

Ugh, I hate it when hot dogs do that. Thieving sausages! But, on the other hand owning a potato machine should be a basic human hot dog right.

 

[Lenago]

Ugh, I hate it when hot dogs do that. Thieving sausages! But, on the other hand owning a potato machine should be a basic human hot dog right.

You would think the hot dog would want a bun machine, or something

 

[Maur]

You would think the hot dog would want a bun machine, or something

(ofc I read 'bun machine' as 'butt machine'. I'm gonna go take a nap...)