Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

some mushrooms draw swords at these "lies"

Hold on, let me change into my armor first if we’re going to have a duel!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Man, trying to get a degree remotely when your most advanced technology for ranged communication is the letter is time consuming business.

Greetings. I don’t believe we’ve met. Might I partake of the brew?

May I ask for your opinion on tea?

My opinion of tea is that it is inferior to coffee in the morning, but nearly equal to coffee at other times of day.

 

[ben909]

Hold on, let me change into my armor first if we’re going to have a duel!

they don't plan for this, but are not good fighters

 

[Maur]

Dunno why but I want marshmallows.

 

[Lenago]

I mean… tea exists, it’s not a deception. It’s simply inferior.

*hides a smile*
Credit where credit’s due, @Foxy Emy gave it to me.

ARIII ol boy, come give your ol friend Lenny a kiss

*smooch smooch*

 

[Maur]

*sends Steven over to Lenny's house with the following orders "Don't come back until you've stolen all of his marshmallows"*

 

[Arishipshape]

My opinion of tea is that it is inferior to coffee in the morning, but nearly equal to coffee at other times of day.

Hmmmm.... You're wrong, but this is a reasonable argument.

they don't plan for this, but are not good fighters

Unfair duelists? An affront to honor!

ARIII ol boy, come give your ol friend Lenny a kiss

*smooch smooch*

Off me, villain! *ice beam*

 

[TR273]

*sends Steven over to Lenny's house with the following orders "Don't come back until you've stolen all of his marshmallows"*

*Is already there, eating the marshmallows.*
(*And anything else not nailed down*)

 

[Lenago]

Off me, villain! *ice beam*

*is frozen*

Yep...h-he still has it....*flops down*

 

[Lenago]

*Is already there, eating the marshmallows.*
(*And anything else not nailed down*)

My marshmallos!!.....YA EVEN ATE MY PHONE BOOK!!

 

[Maur]

My marshmallos!!.....YA EVEN ATE MY PHONE BOOK!!

*Steven makes sad Steven noises*

 

[Arishipshape]

*is frozen*

Yep...h-he still has it....*flops down*

"He"?

My marshmallos!!.....YA EVEN ATE MY PHONE BOOK!!

Letters are better than phone calls anyways. More personal, and you have more time to think about what you're gonna say.

 

[Lenago]

"He"?

What, you are female *looks closer to you*

 

[Arishipshape]

What, you are female *looks closer to you*

I'm happy it's not obvious, but I never ended up resolving the last gender-bending so...

 

[TR273]

*Steven makes sad Steven noises*

*Reassures Steve*
There's another delivery arriving in about five minutes.

 

[TR273]

My marshmallos!!.....YA EVEN ATE MY PHONE BOOK!!

It was delicious!

 

[Arishipshape]

It was delicious!

Is phone book considered a delicacy where you're from?

 

[TR273]

Is phone book considered a delicacy where you're from?

With enough butter, anything is.

 

[Maur]

*waiting for b***h a** Steven to return with them 'shmallows*

 

[Lenago]

*waiting for b***h a** Steven to return with them 'shmallows*

*you see Steven return with me bitting his leg*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

My opinion of tea is that it is inferior to coffee in the morning,

Rule Britannia begins ominously playing

 

[Maur]

*you see Steven return with me bitting his leg*

Damn it, Steven, I told you to bring me 'shmallows and you bring me - what is that - a cat?

 

[Lenago]

Damn it, Steven, I told you to bring me 'shmallows and you bring me - what is that - a cat?

Who yous calling a cat!

Im a fox, pal!

 

[Arishipshape]

Who yous calling a cat!

Im a fox, pal!

Well, he's half correct. You are running cat software.

 

[Lenago]

Well, he's half correct. You are running cat software.

I am running on FoxHat OS V.12 for your information