Maur
Drunken drunk
*SNIFFS GLUE*gifts SUSPICIOUS GLUE

*SNIFFS GLUE*gifts SUSPICIOUS GLUE
this slowly changes your clothing*SNIFFS GLUE*
Dang, my black shorts and t-shirt are now... slightly less black.this slowly changes your clothing
"yes, thats what it is"Dang, my black shorts and t-shirt are now... slightly less black.
Magic bleach.
(Nice. How long untill it changes my cheap crocs into Nikes?)"yes, thats what it is"
(the glue only tfs clothing and suits, not the wearer directly at this point)
( unknown, its eevee based glue, sonits more likely to make fuffly shoes then nukes)(Nice. How long untill it changes my cheap crocs into Nikes?)
*waits/hopes/prays for crappy duct-taped crocs to turn into brand new Nike sneakers*( unknown, its eevee based glue, sonits more likely to make fuffly shoes then nukes)
watches as they very slowly chnage, probably not into nike products(it may take days of time)*waits/hopes/prays for crappy duct-taped crocs to turn into brand new Nike sneakers*
*squints*watches as they very slowly chnage, probably not into nike products(it may take days of time)
"ita not done"*squints*
Wait, what is that?
"A-doo-doo-bas"!? The fling-flanging glue gave me bootleg Adidas shoes?
*un-sniffs glue*(it may leave more sock like things that resemble eevee legs)
you cannot uninhale fumes, and sense its inside you if will effect youe clothing for months :evil laugh*un-sniffs glue*
*un-sniffs glue*
*un-sniffs glue*
*un-sniffs glue*
AAAAAA
*un-sniffs glue*
*un-sniffs glue*
*looks aside at UNINHALE FUMES POTION*you cannot uninhale fumes, and sense its inside you if will effect youe clothing for months :evil laughto bad faf does not have the evil laugh emoji)
*sniffs ammoniac*you cannot uninhale fumes, and sense its inside you if will effect youe clothing for months :evil laughto bad faf does not have the evil laugh emoji)
the chemical is already in his blood*looks aside at UNINHALE FUMES POTION*
*sniffs ammoniac*
*cuts off nose with a bolt cutter, contracts Covid and sticks head in a bucket of chlorine*the chemical is already in his blood
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*cuts off nose with a bolt cutter, contracts Covid and sticks head in a bucket of chlorine*
*also replaces lungs with an accordion*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*grooves to the impromptu progressive accordion concert**also replaces lungs with an accordion*
*deploys speakers and grooves to accordion-hardstyle because to blazes with easy breathing**grooves to the impromptu progressive accordion concert*
Yeaow! Hardcore. Hardcore to the mega! Break it down.
It <does>. *holds up "Weird Al Yankovic Greatest Hits"**deploys speakers and grooves to accordion-hardstyle because to blazes with easy breathing*
(Now I need to go check if such a genre exists)