*sneaks behind his back*There’s another spanking bounty out on me?
Indeed!
*spanks, then rides to @A Minty cheetah for "guidance"*
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*sneaks behind his back*There’s another spanking bounty out on me?
There’s another spanking bounty out on me?
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It would be easier to say where there isn't a bounty on him.Yep...in both Lesser and Greater Mouselamnd as well as Skunk Hollow, Raccoon Ridge, Vulpine Valley...and Ponyville!
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It would be easier to say where there isn't a bounty on him.
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I'll get the box he likes so much.Indeed!
Another concern is @A Minty cheetah. After all a cheetah isn't safe out there what with poachers after his pelt...and one of such rare colors.
It's time for Minty to accept that he'll be safest in my new state of the art zoo. I even put a special nyooming treadmill in his enclosure: )
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I'll get the box he likes so much.
*Adds string to the box*
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We are nothing if generous.It is indeed kind of us to care for an endangered species...even if they may be a predator!
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We are nothing if generous.
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*Adds a phone, a direct line to the local ice-cream factory.**adds a climbing branch to Minty's enclosure*
Yep...building a home for a happy Cheetah!
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He'll be so proud*uses proceeds of Minty's Zoo admission fees and merchandise profits to start the Save a Cheetah and Stop Poaching Foundation*
Minty being in a zoo is helping chee's everywhere. : )
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He'll be so proud
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*Goes on a promotional tour for the Minty Zoo *I know, right?
Oh, here come some news and camera crews now, for interviews!
Minty is gonna be SO happy, with zoo life. A luxury enclosure, fame, a skunk and mouse that care...and knowing his pelt is safe, while helping to save cheetah pelts everywhere.
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