Predators and Prey

[Shyy]

*wears traditional Victorian era great coat, walks with stylish swagger and pimp stick, er, cane and an extremely stylish 4X Beaver felt top hat (grey) with turquoise blue silk ribbon trim*

 

[ben909]

*is too drunk on traditional Skunk Beer to care*

... covers you in nugget syle breading to test this not caring level

 

[Shyy]

*contemplates noming on said nugget seasoned rat, decides not to*

 

[ben909]

"aaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa"

 

[ben909]

*contemplates noming on said nugget seasoned rat, decides not to*

a guidebook reminds you the breading has raw egg in it and is not cooked

 

[metatherat]

... covers you in nugget syle breading to test this not caring level

*RAT-EAT*
(*also, stares at pfp*)

 

[Shyy]

*eats raw cookie dough, brownie mix from bowl* yeah, no kidding?

 

[ben909]

*RAT-EAT*
(*also, stares at pfp*)

(beta vaporeon)

you mix your words from the drinking so it comes out eat rat...

 

[metatherat]

*eats raw cookie dough, brownie mix from bowl* yeah, no kidding?

*ratppreciates unsqueamishness*

(beta vaporeon)

you mix your words from the drinking so it comes out eat rat...

*blearily taps PREY LICENSE*

 

[ben909]

*ratppreciates unsqueamishness*

*blearily taps PREY LICENSE*

notes a prey license would mean a license to be eaten

 

[Shyy]

*drinks Earl Grey tea, watches biscuits cooking in oven*

 

[ben909]

*drinks Earl Grey tea, watches biscuits cooking in oven*

responds with coffee and an oven containing tracking cookies

 

[Shyy]

Can't have tea without biscuits. It's just not proper.

 

[metatherat]

*drinks Earl Grey tea, watches biscuits cooking in oven*

*the Earl is like: "GUAAARRRDDDSSSS"*

 

[ben909]

Can't have tea without biscuits. It's just not proper.

steals your fuffly bread foods before adding butter

 

[Lenago]

Miss Hood?

Your Grandmother is on the phone, she wants you to hurry up with that basket of cookies!

Give me that...

Hello? Nana?...yes?...no, no Nana, you are at Mr.Jones party...just dont eat the whole dip by yourself. Mis, Applebly was very crossed with you last time...

 

[TR273]

*eats raw cookie dough, brownie mix from bowl* yeah, no kidding?

*Licks the spoon*


(Seriously eating the raw mix is the best! I'm kinda tempted to do some baking now.)

 

[Shyy]

responds with coffee and an oven containing tracking cookies

*noms said cookie things, walks around, leaving microchips as stomper tracks* huh. They really <are> tracking cookies!

 

[ben909]

*noms said cookie things, walks around, leaving microchips as stomper tracks* huh. They really <are> tracking cookies!

"WAIT I HAD TO COOK THE DATA OUT FIRST"

 

[Shyy]

*596K modem noises*
Data transfer complete

 

[ben909]

steals your fuffly bread foods before adding butter

returns them in a kfc box

 

[metatherat]

*596K modem noises*

*NO CARRIER*

*Licks the spoon*


(Seriously eating the raw mix is the best! I'm kinda tempted to do some baking now.)

And then just eat the raw mix, without actually getting to the baking?

 

[ben909]

*watches binary data(in vissible 0 s and 1s that can be seen with a normal eye) cook out of the remaining tracking cookies in the oven*

 

[Lenago]

*Licks the spoon*


(Seriously eating the raw mix is the best! I'm kinda tempted to do some baking now.)

(Same with cake batter, we dont really use cake mix here, we make the batter from scratch, and i find it so yummy hahah)

 

[ben909]

accuses you of all having salmonella