Not to worry!
I will get you a new home! With the power of POTION, housing arrangements are a simple matter!
Meta the rat threw a RANDOM BUILDING POTION. Immediately, a portal opened up underneath it and out stepped a dark red cat in all black with blue eyes. It was wearing a black suit of armor over its body and carrying an empty backpack. It had a mask over its face and two small horns sprouting from either side.
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Uh, yes. Um... I meant to do that. Now you and this... cat... thing... can become roommates and split the rent on an apartment, yes. My totally reliable alchemy saves the day once again exactly as I intended, yes. *nodnod*