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Predators and Prey

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
You managed to GROW LETTEUCE that naturally produces LSD! That is remarkable! How did you do it!?
We infused it with the power of the 1970s.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Oh, Lettuce @lenago! May I extract your seed? OwO
 

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
............At least buy me some flowers first!
The LSD lettuce still maintains speech via telepathy. Oh enlightened one do you see the Stargate and the Monolith?
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
............At least buy me sone flowers first!
I just want to grow your babies in my garden! Sure! Hang on! I think I have a sample of lettuce pollen in my bag somewhere. Ahhhh! I get to pollinate you! This is so EXCITING!
 

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
.......did you lick frog boy's arms or something?

*stares around with rat-eyes*
I can't see a thing with these. I can't believe I missed us getting a stargate.
Only the Enlightened Lettuce can see the Stargate! Then he shall take us across the rainbow bridge where the Monolith will make us one with the Star Child!
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Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Only the Enlightened Lettuce can see the Stargate! Then he shall take us across the rainbow bridge where the Monolith will make us one with the Star Child!
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*sanitizes thermometer* were you in the blast radius of that sumo juice?
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Only the Enlightened Lettuce can see the Stargate! Then he shall take us across the rainbow bridge where the Monolith will make us one with the Star Child!
Eh, some Goa'uld are probably going to come through the stargate. And the rainbow bridge will probably be full of dead pets.
Count me out. *dismissive rat-hand sweep*
 

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
Eh, some Goa'uld are probably going to come through the stargate. And the rainbow bridge will probably be full of dead pets.
Count me out. *dismissive rat-hand sweep*
HERETIC! YOU DENY THE TRUTHS OF THE GREAT LSD LETTUCE PROPHET OF THE STARGATE!
 

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
The kid's delusional...i say we rush him
WE MUST SACRIFICE THE LETTUCE TO OPEN THE STAR GATE! Pulls out sacrificial dagger. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Hark who's talking!

All those Booty smashing attempts, and not one dinner invite...
What! He is plant! This is purely scientific for me and nothing a bee wouldn't do for him!
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
WE MUST SACRIFICE THE LETTUCE TO OPEN THE STAR GATE! Pulls out sacrificial dagger. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Hey! I haven't gotten his seeds yet! Not to mention you don't eat plants without consent.
 

Fcomega121

Friendly Maney | Once Upon a Laugh, all started <3

Lenago

Top hatted fox
WE MUST SACRIFICE THE LETTUCE TO OPEN THE STAR GATE! Pulls out sacrificial dagger. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Hey now! Bud!
Drop that dagger before ya hurt someone, me!

What! He is plant! This is purely scientific for me and nothing a bee wouldn't do for him!
DO I LOOK LIKE A PLANT!?
 
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